Dungeon Keeper Addict

[dk2player]

Here's another game I've (somewhat) come up with.

Rules:

Simply state some crazy and insane reason on how you can tell how your addicted to dungeon keeper. Simple.

I'll go first:

You know your a dungeon keeper addict when
a)you make this topic
b) You worship the horned reaper
c) you killed your 100th knight

[Searingflame2]

You know you're a DK addict when...
Your teacher sounds like he's mentor and you refer to him as such.

[Madkill]

You know you're a DK addict when...
You slap something smaller or less significant than you and feel a good about it.
You feel that anything white is there to oppress something that isn't white.
You cover yourself in red and yellow towels and put a bucket on your head.

[dk2player]

You know your a dungeon keeper addict when you are posting on this forum using your sisters/mothers/offices computer

[Monsterbaby]

You know your a Dungeon keeper addict, when your always saying "The lord of the land approaches!" whenever the Master enters the classroom / Studio.

[dk2player]

You know you're a dungeon keeper addict when you have 20 mistresses in your room

[Monsterbaby]

You know your a DK addict, when you dress yourself as Horny Reaper at Halloween, and you believe the world is ruled by imps with small sacks and mining picks!

[A New Room]

You know you're a DK addict when...

you and your brother randomly spout quotes, causing other people to think you are both mental.

someone asks you about good games and your list begins with Dungeon Keeper 1 and/or Dungeon Keeper 2.

[gnounc]

When on on a friday/monday you say to yourself
"IT IS PAAAYDAAAY"

and then when your boss says you have to sign for your check and you mutter to yourself "your creatures are annoyed..you cannot pay them"

and then upon receiving said paycheck you start singing
"Burn it down, burn the mother down"

[Reaper]

...when your girlfriend have to dress up like the dark mistress to get your attention.