you know you are an absolute dk addict when you have a crush on your highest level mistress
You know your a Dungeon Keeper Addict when you've been sued five times for slapping small children telling them to work harder.
Dungeon Keeper 1 Patch: Sexier Beetles and Reaper Control [Currently on Hold]
I like how HR is. Nearly Done with Quick Creature Revision. Playtesting through Deeper Dungeons - Thread/Level Revision on Hold
Batezek can go to hell. Never playtesting there again.
Dungeon Keeper 2 Patch: With More Balance and Pie [Updated: 5/18/12]
Playtesting while Remaking Official Campaign.
Screw the Change Log. Changes are so Drastic that it isn't relevant anymore.
The Awakening: GM Powers Activate!
Working on Secret Crystice x Emmra Story as Fanservice for Mothrayas
Fun DK1 Fact:
1 Armor = 0.390625% Damage Absorption
5 Armor = 1.953125% Damage Absorption
LOL, RAGEGUN, DRAGONFIST, LLW9, IMM0RAL, LQUIZ
you know you are an absolute dk addict when you have a crush on your highest level mistress
I AM DK2PLAYER! HEAR ME PLAY DK2!
Random mentor quote: Chickens are good Keeper. They provide the right nutrition and a good entertainment underground
WARNING: There is a $500 fine for trolling and complaining
WUJU STYLE!!!!
you know your a dk addict when you turn your basement into a labyrinth of passages, with rooms and doors and traps to stop the *cough* police *cough* goodly heroes finding corpses buried in your "graveyard"![]()
You know you are a DK addict when I'm talking to you...
Mentor: "You remove your own heart, fortify it behind stonewalls, deadly traps, and then rely heavily on beings you create yourself. Even psychoanalysts lack words for just how absurdly emo you are…"
You know you're a DK Addict when you can tell which Editor was used to build a Map.
(I'm talking to you Duke! *Is playing Undead Campaign*)
Dungeon Keeper 1 Patch: Sexier Beetles and Reaper Control [Currently on Hold]
I like how HR is. Nearly Done with Quick Creature Revision. Playtesting through Deeper Dungeons - Thread/Level Revision on Hold
Batezek can go to hell. Never playtesting there again.
Dungeon Keeper 2 Patch: With More Balance and Pie [Updated: 5/18/12]
Playtesting while Remaking Official Campaign.
Screw the Change Log. Changes are so Drastic that it isn't relevant anymore.
The Awakening: GM Powers Activate!
Working on Secret Crystice x Emmra Story as Fanservice for Mothrayas
Fun DK1 Fact:
1 Armor = 0.390625% Damage Absorption
5 Armor = 1.953125% Damage Absorption
LOL, RAGEGUN, DRAGONFIST, LLW9, IMM0RAL, LQUIZ
You know you're a DK addict when you press repeatedly on CTRL + PAD+ when you want things and loadings to go faster!![]()
I like dragons! They're the center of my life! I'll never forget them...
You know you're a DK addict when you are unhealthy exited about the Dungeons beta!
Mentor: "You remove your own heart, fortify it behind stonewalls, deadly traps, and then rely heavily on beings you create yourself. Even psychoanalysts lack words for just how absurdly emo you are…"

