Northland Iceland

[Searingflame2]

Admortis had stayed in the Library long after the keeper had told him to move on, because whilst he wasn't very good at reading, he found the subject matter of healing a rather interesting one.

When he was dropped into the Workshop, he was struggling to remember the word that casted heal. "Nitu? Helos?". He couldn't remember. He then looked around the workshop for a moment, and decided that, based on the productions of other creatures, it'd probably be a good idea to make a secret door. So at lightning speed, he left the workshop and scoured the dungeon for... CLUMPS OF ROCK! When he'd found enough, he went back to the workshop, dropped his clumps, got some iron out and started tempering it.

When he'd tempered it for long enough, he turned it into a frame far larger then himself - about as big as one would expect the average dungeon tile to be. He then started to pile his clumps of rock into it, and also added some water to it to harden it over time. He then found some more clumps, added them to the frame and left it to dry.

Admortis is working in the workshop: He is nearly done with a Secret Door.

[Evi]

Zael the Dark Elf of Little Clothing

Zael, who switched the Temple book with the Posession book, continued researching when slapped again. Then...

A NEW SPELL HAS BEEN RESEARCHED: POSSESSION.

Zael sighs.

"Finally. Now I ca-"

"Creatures, set work on the Prison. All of you. Well, actually, just Zael and Garlic. Emmra, get to work on the Torture Chamber."

Zael lets out a tired sigh.

"Excuse me Keeper, but I must get something to eat."

Zael neatly puts her book up, and just when she was about to leave the Library.

Jimmy: Hey Zael... let me just say that... I... Jimmy the Imp... HATE YOU!!!

Zael looks at Jimmy.

"Cute."

Zael kicks over Jimmy before going to the Hatchery.
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Health : 89%
Zael is walking to the Hatchery.
Level : 1.6
Mood : Normal
Efficiency : 80%
Summary : Zael put the Possession Book up, kicked Jimmy the Imp and left the Library to go to the Hatchery.

[Metal Gear Rex]

Emmra
The Beautiful, Cheerful, and Naive Sorceress of Protective Magic
"The Avatar's Saint"

Library

Emmra shut her book gently and placed it back in the shelf. A thought just occurred to her as she felt a little pain on her chest.

Oh dear, I forgot to take them with me...

"I'm sorry lovely Tesonu but I must leave now... I forgot something..." Emmra told him, and stood up, "I will be back! I promise! I'm still your maiden, so I'll be back! Heehee, so long!"

Emmra skipped over to the Entrance Portal and dropped down.

EMMRA HAS LEFT YOUR DUNGEON!

Name: Emmra "The Avatar's Saint"
Health: 370/100%
Level: 2
Mood: Happy
Gold: 50
Job: Left Dungeon
Location: Limbo

Summery: Emmra finished her book but then remembered she forgot something at her formal home and left the Dungeon to get it.

[Metal Gear Rex]

Garlic
The Quiet Aggressive Female Teen Spider
"Creepy"

Library

Getting hungry again, Garlic left the Library and ented the Lair. She looked back at Flyrayas. His Lair was empty, and so she sighed and entered the Hatchery. She found so many chickens and began grabbing them with her many legs. She managed to collect four chickens and ate them all.

Satisfied, Garlic returned to the Lair and entered her own Lair. She closed her eyes and slowly fell sleep.

Name: Garlic "Creepy"
Health: 252/60%
Level: 2
Mood: Sleepy
Gold: 21
Job: Sleeping
Location: Lair

Summery: Garlic left the Library, got 4 chickens, and went to sleep.

[Searingflame2]

Admortis looked infront of him, at his craftywork. A beautiful, solid steel frame encasing large mounds of rock. He was pleased.

"IMPS? I need one of you. Disguise this door to look as if it was an ordinary tile. Hump it, paint it. Do whatever. MY work is done."

In saying that, Admortis walked out of the Workshop, took a bite to eat in the hatchery and set off towards the training room.

He entered it and begun to swing his rusty iron sword at a dummy.


Admortis finished a Secret Door and is now training.

[Metal Gear Rex]

Garlic
The Quiet Aggressive Female Teen Spider
"Creepy"

Lair

Garlic awoke after a short nap. She felt her back was a little itchy, so she grabbed one of her legs and snapped it off to help reach her back. She then realized what happened and screamed. But then her eyes snapped open and realized it was a nightmare.

Garlic got up for real this time and stretched her legs. She crawled over to the Hatchery and nibbled on a chicken's neck, slowly draining its liquid blood. Garlic laughed as she felt happy to pretend to be a Vampire.

She got serious again, and smashed the chicken onto the ground, and slipped it in her mouth. Deciding to have a little fun, Garlic fired webs at the chickens, entangling them as well as trapping them. She captured six chickens, but only ate half of them. She gathered the other three chickens and put them on her back.

Hmm... wonder who I should throw them at... that Dark Elf, Zael! Surely Tesonu will think it is funny and possibly... umm... "sexy" if she's covered in chicken!

Then, just as if it were planned, Zael walked into the Hatchery and began looking around for a good chicken.

"Hey Dark Elf, catch!" Garlic laughed as she began throwing the three web engulfed chickens one by one at Zael.

Name: Garlic "Creepy"
Health: 336/80%
Level: 2
Mood: Happy
Gold: 21
Job: Throwing Webbed Chickens
Location: Hatchery

Summery: Garlic had a nightmare, woke up, and then entered the Hatchery. She ate a chicken and tangled 6 in webs. She ate 3 and threw the other 3 at Zael, thinking that Tesonu would think it is funny.

[Metal Gear Rex]

Keeper Tesonu

Emmra? NO!!?? WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME!!?? DON'T LEAVE ME WITH CREATURES LIKE HIM!!

Points at Grith.

NO EMMRA-ER-DON'T MAKE MY NUMBERS EVEN!!

Curled up in corner.

Alright... well let's focus...

No new map, there's nothing new at all. Well maybe enemy movement, but the mentor informs me of that, and he's quiet now. Hello Mentor? Are you there? I'm taking your couch.

Imps, keep up the good work. But I need 2 more of you helping in transferring gold from the Treasuries. As slow as the Gem mining is, it is a long way over there which is why that Gem Treasury is getting a little full. If the Treasury gets full, the gold will get unhappy.

A PILE OF GOLD HAS BECOME UNHAPPY BECAUSE HE HAS NO FOOD!

See? Creatures, you're doing somewhat fine. I would slap you Admortis, because no body orders my Imps, but here is 100 gold for getting me that Secret Door. I need it now. And no, the rumors are lies. Imps don't hump the walls, only the Keepers.

Drops 100 gold on Admortis.

Jimmy! How could you say that to our lovely Dark Elf? Right now, she is the only good looking thing in my dungeon besides the porn on the walls!

Slaps Jimmy and Zael

Sorry Zael, couldn't resist.

Ignoring Garlic.

Alright, Cinder, good job on the research. Thanks to you, Prison is almost done. Unfortunately all other projects are seriously lacking, and Emmra is gone so it is gonna take a long time. I need some more Imps for a plan I have so I can only afford to Speed you or else it will be nap time again.

Speeds and Slaps Cinder.

Payday is almost here, I am doubling your payday amount to make sure you stay with me... so you can collect nearly 200 gold on the next Payday and every Payday after that. I'm sure a Warlock like yourself is very happy to hear that.

Creates 2 Imps.

Alright Imps, listen up again. I need 3 of you to start mining south just a few tiles of the far west side of the Trap Room that is south of the Guard Room. Just a few tiles, I don't want to engage combat, I just want to annoy this enemy of mine.

Next, I need you to mine a good 5-10 tiles east and stop. Then stretch this passage west by mining to the gold. As the Prison is nearly done, I am itching for a fight! Oh this is going to be exciting, we are going to kick down the doors of the enemy and beat all of his dwarfs into the Entrance Portal! Hah!

Alright, now back to seriousnesslyerest.

Imps, I want you to claim the path and QUICKLY reinforce it. In fact, I want you to halt Gem mining, and I want Manager Carl to get in there too. Reinforce everything, and now listen closely, this part is VERY important.

I need the Secret Door to be placed at the entrance to that Trap Room, I want it to be right as the passages turn. So it looks like one long passage. You see now what I am doing? The mining to the east was to fool the Keeper, making him think there is a Secret Door over there. This will buy us a great heap of time for preparing.

We are either going home victorious, or with the enemy's wallet! So we have to win either way!

Manufacturers, same orders as before. Researchers, I want everyone but Cinder on the Torture Chamber. Cinder, I want you working on that Torture Chamber next.

We are going to break out soon, and seeing the water I can feel we will run into some local neutral Tentacles daring to protect the land, or possibly heroes from a nearby fortress.

I need some options, who does not mind me possessing their bodies? Tre've, Admortis, and Zael, I have an eye out for you three to be the possessive bodies. Does anyone of you have a problem with that?

Cinder and Graath, you are my best researchers and manufacturers, so even if you are qualified to enter a battle under my command, you are much to valuable to risk because I will be right at the front lines, a risky battle.

Flyrayas, get ready because I will need an explorer soon! Grith and Garlic, get ready for battle because in the chance we need to flee, I will drop you out there as bait so the rest of my creatures, ones I like, will survive.

Slaps all Imps

Straight to work my Imps, and creatures... STAY AWAY FROM THE SECRET DOOR OR YOU WILL RISK ALERTING THE ENEMY AND FACE HIS WRATH RIGHT AFTER MINE!!!!!!

Did I make myself clear?

[Searingflame2]

Admortis halted his sword mid air as the keeper mentioned his name.

He stopped training for a moment to adress what the keeper was asking. "I would be naught but honoured and filled with joy if you would choose to inhabit my body, My Lord."

He then brought his sword over to his right, and powering all his strength and effort into the blow, he brought it directly across the kite shield that his training dummy of choice was holding, splitting it in half with a loud "SHINK" of metal passing through metal.

Satisfied, Admortis left the training room briefly to get himself a snack, and then re-entered the training room. He said something before he went back to training; "O Vast Conciousness Above, how i adore your workings. Your dungeon is the very pique of efficieny."

"CLANK, SHINK, DING, RATTLE..."

Admortis offered his body to Tesonu (XD), got a snack, complimented his master and went back to training.

[Who-horny]

Keeper, soon your astounding ability to thieve imagery items of furniture will be known threw out the realms!

...

or not.

Keeper! Your walls have been breached by Hannibal!

Ready your creatures! Prepare your spells! Watch over your dungeon heart! Hannibal will not stop until he has had his fill! He is ruthless; sadist; violent and unflinching! Do not underestimate his mali-

Hannibal: Co-wee! Keeper Tesonu!? Are you ho-ome?

...

*sigh*

"Oh... please don't mind me, I'm just making sure my dungeon makes a delightful patten- No creatures! Stop slashing at that barricade of Tesonu! That's not yours to play with! Now, where was I? Oh yes! I noticed you moved in next door to me and I wondered if we could have tea and scones some when and have a chat about the ghastly weather we've been having.

No no no! My creatures! Stop attacking our other guests! Why can't you get started with the flower pressing books I got you? If you don't play nice I will just have to sit you all down and give you a jolly good talking to!"

"Keeper this is an insult to the very nature of evil! Keepers can loose their mind... as greatly evidenced by you, but never can they become...

uugh...

Nice."

"Oh fiddlesticks! The river has made my dungeon layout all silly. Ah well, live and let live, swim on little river fishies!"

"Not a year ago I knew Hannibal to possess all of his creatures in turn and forcing them to chew off their own arms and legs until they bleed to death, he couldn't have been more normal."

"Now then creatures! Let's sort out a colour coded time table so we can make sure we don't all clog up the showers in the morning!"

"But now he's disturbed."

"Keeper! Look at his dungeon! He's allowing goodly heroes to stay in his company with out submitting them to torture!"



"You must put this deformed mind out of it's misery and find out the cause of this crime upon evil! Destroy his dungeon!"

Creatures in the forefront of Keeper Hannibal's dungeon:
Two level 3 goblins attacking your Barricade and Steel door.
Six level 1 rouges hiding in the treasury.
Three level 2 Guards and a level 4 archer in each hero guard room.
Groups of level 2 Trolls and level 2 Warlocks wandering the hall ways.

[Mothrayas]

"Flyrayas, get ready because I will need an explorer soon...", the Keeper spoke.

<<Hey look, the Keeper didn't forget me for once. That or he just didn't care... whatever.>>

Flyrayas stopped training.

<<All right, I need to get prepared. Where to start?>>

Flyrayas' little fly stomach rumbled.

<<Okay, I'll start by eating...>>

Flyrayas went from the training room to the hatchery, but stopped about halfway through. He heard the sounds of steel clashing from the guard room. Flyrayas flew there, noticing that the sounds came from behind the door that was located behind the guard room. Flyrayas decided to wait, landing about halfway through the hallway that goes to the guardroom.

"Well, looks like enemies have reached this dungeon already..."

Then he heard another keeper yelling at the creatures.

<<Holy ****, that keeper sounds gay as hell.>>

[OOC: Who-horny was kind of ambiguous about whether the goblins continued to attack (going against Hannibal's orders) or not. I'm assuming the former.]

The sounds of the door being smashed continued.

"Keeper, you probably know already... but, yeah, there's some enemy creatures bashing into our doors. I'll wait until further instructions.", Flyrayas said to the Keeper, while waiting in the hallway near the guard room.

Summary: Flyrayas went away from the training room, to the hallway near the guard room, where he heard enemy creatures. Also, he questioned Keeper Hannibal's sexual orientation.

Flyrayas the Fly
Health: 88%
Location: Hallway between guard room and training room/hatchery
Status: waiting
Mood: meh
Level: 3
Gold: 19