Keeper Tesonu
Alright... lots of stuff happening durring my nap... er-oh whatever. What are you gonna do about it that I was sleeping? Your fault for needing Speed, you guys are addicted to that stuff... it is a drug addiction... Imps, how far are you?
Woah... I guess it wasn't a lie that it DOUBLES thier speed! And Imps were already fast... wow... Too bad the spell has to wear off... for now researchers, I will neglect speed on you for my Imps. The reason being that I need that souther area fully protected quickly or he might mine forward. Then It will take him time to dig around and get to my soon to be Casino.
Casts Speed Monster on all Imps
I need another nap... I need my dinner is what I need! Give me my food!
Imps, right now I have 1 quick order. I need you to fufill it immediately. Mine out a room south of the Guard Room. Make the room 3x7 square, if there's enough room. 3 tiles vertical, 7 tiles horizontal. This room we will use to open up to the enemy. And if you couldn't guess it, I am going to fill it with traps... the heroes will go running back to mommy for sure. I know I want to right now.
Alright, reinforce the walls of that to be Trap Room. Then continue the Prison/Torture Chamber. Hurry it up!
Slaps all Imps.
Flyrayas, good to see you are doing fine with protecting my Imps. That's good. Keep it up. Imp work is done over at the North. I want you to guard the Imps mining out the Trap Room I have planned.
Grith, stop harassing my Fly. Bad Grith!
Slaps Grith.
I decided that you and Tre've stop researching and not guard my Imps for a reason. I don't want you distracting my other creatures from working in a time like now where haste is needed. I have decided that you do not diserve any gold rewards for now. Prove yourselves worthy first. And if you distract my creatures one more time, I'll cut your wages in half. Merry Christmas.
Rannk, well... you haven't annoyed me lately... but to tell you why you've been slapped, the first was because you diserved it. The second everyone recieved because it is good motivation. Garlic, I can't blame you for what happened, but I'm not blaming myself either. So the blame falls on Jimmy.
I think Garlic, you should stay away from battle. Any Spider who gets defeated by several books shouldn't be in battle. And they were unarmed! Well... stay in the Library and I'm glad you and Rannk aren't distracting each other. I'd reward you but it isn't fitting after the irritation you gave me. Finish the Guard Room and and I'll begin rewarding you again.
Emmra? Why can you still be happy after being slapped? Are you a Mistress? Please say yes... well... either way I want you all to continue research on the Guard Room. And fine, no more slapping my Researchers unless it is punishment or I'm bored.
Notices Cinder's arrival and tries to clap hands but realized he has no left hand.
Ahh! What happened to my Crazy Left Hand of Evil!!??
Cinder, don't think so highly of yourself. Though I must say you must serve under the finest of Dungeon Keepers if you came into my dungeon. And if I feed you, who will feed me? Ask yourself that.
Oh wow, you have mispelled your title intro! It is Sorcerer! Yes I do see these things, just cause you fill out the application to my mentor and give it to him for the announcements doesn't mean I don't see the cards! I don't know if I want a Warlock that can't even spell what type of magic user he is... but I'm glad you made my army an odd number again! Here!
Drops 3 gold on Cinder's head.
Let me bring you to the Library!
Picks up Cinder and carries him over to the Dungeon Heart, then proceeds to the Library but accidentally drops Cinder on one of the Dungeon Heart flames, causing his robes to catch fire.
Yikes! I know how to put it out!
Slaps Cinder several times until the fire is out.
Good... let me try that again.
Picks up Cinder and drops him in the Library, head first on Emmra.
Whoops... I guess my Hand of Evil is still a little numb after my nap... I slept on it... Well quit slacking off now Cinder, you're making Emmra my Warlock Mistress look bad!
Slaps Cinder off of Emmra and then slaps Emmra
I repeat, Emmra are you a Mistress? Please say yes...
Well... you all have your orders so go and umm.... yeah do them and stuff...





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