Frozengard Wastelands

[Metal Gear Rex]

Chapter Eight: Saving Grith

"This...is...you...see...can...you...get...off...o f me?" Cinder asked Roach.

Roach completely ignored him and continued to hop on Cinder until a loud scream entered the Training Room. It was Grith, Roach realized this, and jumped off of Cinder.

"Grith is that you?" Roach asked him, not realizing his voice was too quiet, "I'm coming Grith!"

Roach ran out of the training room and into the room that lead to the lava river as fast as his little feet could carry him. He was accomponied by his imaginary pet hell hound, Nachos. They reached lava's edge, and stopped there.

Okay, how am I going to do this? I can't walk on lava... but Nachos can...

"HOLD ON GRITH!!! I'M GOING TO COME FOR YOU!!!" Roach called out to Grith as loud as he could.

Okay... now go get him Nachos.

Nachos sat there.

Go get him Nachos.

Nachos sat there.

Nachos! Bad dog, go get Grith!

Nachos bit Roach in his left frontal foot before running off and into the "Doggie House" inside Roach's lair.

Ow! Stupid dog...

"GRITH!!! IT'S GOING TO TAKE A WHILE!!!" Roach told him, unsure if he was heard.

Roach ran for the Lair, passing by the Training Room as he got a little lost. He saw Din, the old warlock, and thought that he should "attack" him after he saves Grith. Roach finally made it into the Lair, and headed for his lair hut.

Hey, Nachos, get out! We have to go help Grith!

Nachos shut the door.

Oh darn... OPEN UP!!!

Roach's thoughts were loud enough for the weaker mind-readers to hear. He looked around and spotted Lena napping.

Of course! Lena=Fly, Fly=Wings, Wings=Lava Access, Lava Acess=Rescue Grith! It makes so much sense! And to think I flunked school. Hah! Take that, Rocky!

Rocky was the one teacher that actually had the guts to tell Roach that he wouldn't get very far. Roach then decided it was time for action. He charged towards Lena, and did one of his great hops and landed on the poor fly.

"Hi there," were Roach's first words as he got sidetracked, "I mean... Grith's in trouble. I need to ride you in order to cross the lava, now come on!

Roach then proceeded to pull on Lena's wings.

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Report

Name: "Nuclear" Roach
Health: 250/100%
Mood: Semi-Serious
Job: Pulling on Lena's wings, trying to get her up.
Gold Held: 54
Location: In the Lair with Lena.

Summery: Roach got off Cinder when he heard Grith's scream. He ran to save him but couldn't because of the lava. He got into a short argument with his imaginary hell hound, Nachos, about saving Grith, Nacho ran to the Lair. Roach followed him. Nachos was in Roach's lair, and "Shut the door" on Roach. Roach saw Lena and jumped on her, and began pulling on her wings while asking to ride her to get over the lava to save Grith.

[Evi]

Lena the Fly

Lena jolts awake from the-

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Lena started trashing around in her Caccoon.

"WHATS GOING GOING ON?! ARE HERO HEROES ATTACKING?! BZZZTZBZBBBBZBZTTTT!!!"

Some loud crashes, glass shattering and the sound of a nuke going off is heard from the Caccoon, as Lena pumbles out. When she almost got up, she was jumped on by Roach.

"Hi there... I mean... Grith's in trouble. I need to ride you in order to cross the lava, now come on!"

"Hey... Hey... Sure sure, just get off... Bzzt."

Health: 99%
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Level: 2
Mood: Bzzzt.
Effiency: 80%

[Dark_Omega MK2]

*Grith heard some words at the distance*

HOLD ON GRITH!!! I'M GOING TO COME FOR YOU!!!

Wait... Satan...? Satan is that you??? are you goin to rescue me... will you tell me the meaning of life, death and love and friendship and fuzzy stuff?

*Then the voice could be heard from the distance again*

GRITH!!! IT'S GOING TO TAKE A WHILE!!!

You mean... first you are goin to kill me and then you will send me to the torture chamber for 10 years and then turn me into skeleton and theeen tell me the stuff i asked you???... Satan...? ...Satan...?

*Grith starts swiming aimlessly on the river of lava*

Next time ill worship Lucifer... or Xenu...

Grith is still lost... (that bast***)
HP: 100%
Level: 1
Mood: Dissapointed about his religion and god
Efficiency: 90%

[dk2player]

Cinder

Cinder was so close to a new level, he could just fell it. Then he got distracted by some yelling over by the lair.

He decided to go check it out. He saw a beetle tring to jump on a fly. Instead of getting involved, he decided to avoid it, and see what all the yelling by the lava was.

As he reached the entrance to the lava lake, and he felt vey happy with the heat atmosphere. He forgot what he was doing, and went back to the trainning room to get that last bit needed before a new level.

Name: Cinder (never forget it)
Level: 1.9
Mood: Warm, happy, and determined
Did: checked out the noise in the lair, and the lava, got distracted. Went back to trainning, and is very close to getting a new level.

[DragonsLover]

I watch my creatures get their pay and stops at Cinder when he get 254 gold coins.

- 254 coins, Cinder? Isn't that a bit high for a level 1 Warlock?

Then, hear Nuclear's answer and tell me that he prefers chickens or even an imp's pickaxe. Laugh a bit.

- A pickaxe? What does a beetle would do with a pickaxe? No, sorry, keep that gold. And if you want a chicken, my Hatchery is full of 'em.

After that, listen to some interesting informations from Lena the Fly.

- Thanks Lena. Hmmm, so there are some heroes here as well... Please keep training my minions cause we will have some job to do. And I guess a Bridge will become very handy as well, okay my Warlocks?

Talking of Warlocks, listen to Din and grin.

- Skipping your payday, Din? No problem!

A new Warlock has entered in your dungeon.

- What? Again?

Look at the newcomer, coming out from the Portal and listen to him.

- Ahem... welcome here Machrin! Make yourself at home! And...

Get interrupted by Grith's huge scream and look immediately straight at him in his bed, waking up peacefully. Mumble a bit and return back to Machrin.

- What did I say already? Oh yeah, about the Payday, err... yeah... Hey wait, come back here...

Listen to Machrin's offering.

- Nah, I don't want your shoes. Go take your pay, yeah, go for it! But simply, just take less coins than normally as you just arrived.

After a little moment, hear another huge scream from Grith. This time he's calling for help outside of the dungeon. Go for him immediately.

- Grith? Heh... what are you doing here? Don't you see it can be dangerous around here? Those Sentry traps could have catch you. And it's not Satan, it's Nuclear that is calling for you. Okay, let me help you a bit.

Grab Grith and place him back in his Lair.

- There you go. And now, be careful not to get lost again, okay?

[Metal Gear Rex]

OOC-Yeah, I contacted Evi for the double post.

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Chapter Nine: The Wasted Adventures of Roach and Lena

"Hey... Hey... Sure sure, just get off... Bzzt," Lena told Roach, who merely looked puzzled and said, "If I get off of you, who will I ride you?

Roach adjusted himself so that he sits on top of Lena, gripped onto Lena with his stubby feet, and prepared for the on coming ride.

"Onward! To Grith!" Roach shouted before awaiting Lena's flight. "Zoom zoom!" Lena readied herself to fly straight out of the Dungeon. "Wait!" Roach stopped Lena before she exited the Lair.

Roach jumped off and went to his lair and banged on the "door".

"Bzzzt?" Lena buzzed, confuseed.

Come on out, Nachos. It is time to save Grith.

Nachos shook his heads from inside the door. Roach was upset with Nachos, and in a super image of himself, Roach broke down the "door" and entered his "mansion". He tried to grab the "purebred" Nachos, but met with fire-breathing resistance. Roach took out his sword and began battling with Nachos. After a long and terrible battle, he exited his hut in his normal uninjured form with his common hell hound.

"Okay, I got my dog, Nachos," Roach told Lena. "Bzzuhhh... Okay okay! Lets go go go!" "Okay!" Roach told Lena.

Roach and Lena traveled through the lava river, searching for the little red demon spawn. Roach felt uncomfortable. He naturally hated all types of fire, and he felt incredibly hot. He was pretty sure that he was slowly melting away.

Little had they realized that the keeper had already picked up Grith from the lava fields. They were too focused on the moment to hear. Roach and Lena passed by the area where Grith had been swiming, and shortly after recieved fire from the sentry traps the keeper also mentioned.

"Yaarrrgghh!!" Roach screamed as he gripped Lena's back and tried to turn her away. "Wowwowowowowwowwow!!!" Lena buzzed surprisedly.

Lena turned around abrutly, causing Roach to slip a bit. He regain balanced just in time and leaned close to Lena to avoid being struck by a fireball. Both of them flew away as fast as they could as the fireballs chased them. Unfortunately, one was dead on target and struck both Roach and Lena.

Lena hit the wall after Roach flew off. Lena quickly regained her balance and avoided the lava barely. She looked around for Roach and recieved a short call from him above her. Roach was hanging by one foot that luckily hit a crack and got stuck it in.

"Lena," Roach started out, "I think I'm stuck..." "Bzzt-Bzzzt! Hang on on! I'll pull you out out!"

Lena tried pulling on Roach but only hurt him. She was not strong enough to pull him out alone, and he had to push away himself in order to get out. He landed on Lena who almost fell into the lava yet again, but again regained her balance in time.

"Looks like we're out of range now of those sentry traps..." Roach whispered. Lena only made a buzz. "Let's go back to the dungeon..." Roach whispered fearfully. "Yes yes, anything to get away from those things!" Lena buzzed sliently back.

Together, they both made it back to the dungeon. Both were quiet. They collasped in the lair, and then they found a certain red demon spawn.

"Grith? Wait... what!? You mean we wasted a whole trip!?" Roach exclaimed. "Bzzzzt!? So much much for my first real adventure! Bzzzt!!!" Lena buzzed annoyedly.

A Beetle has become angry because he has wasted his adventure.

A Fly has become angry because she has wasted her adventure.

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Report

Name: "Nuclear" Roach
Health: 250/100%
Mood: Angry
Job: Pouting
Gold Held: 54
Location: In the Lair with Lena and Grith.

Summery: Roach and Lena flew around in search for Grith, and met the sentry traps the keeper talked about. They ran from it, and were angry to see Grith safe because they wasted an adventure.

[dk2player]

A Cinder was trainning, the sound of the keeper echoed: "254 coins, Cinder? Isn't that a bit high for a level 1 Warlock?"

Oh...well...you see Cinder started, I can put some back, or not get my next few pays or something, if you think is was to much

Of there was ever anything that Cinder hated, it was giving back gold. But he also didn't want to get his master angry.

With no response, he went back to trainnng.

*NEW LEVEL EARNED. NEW SPELLS: FIREBALL*

YES! He said a quiet as yelling can get. Then he tried shooting one of the fireballs he learned at the wall targets, Cool, now I can go research more quicker. And even better, now I will stand out infront of all the other warlcoks in this dungeon.

Cinder stoped trainning, and almost ran to the library to research the Lightning Spell

He got the book titled Thunderbolt: The Blue Fire and began reading faster than he did before.

Cinder
Level: 2 ^^
Mood:reading
Did: earned a new level, then started researching the Lightning Spell

[Evi]

Lena the Fly

Lena was angry, she wanted something to hit, but she wanted to know what was in the Caverns. Lena shakes her head, and heads to the Hatchery, consumes a chicken, then leaves the Dungeon to explore. Lena heads for the Cavern, once inside, she sees alot of Gold pots and a 'Magic Box'.

"Bzzt bzzzt! Oooh ooh! Keeper will be pleased pleased!"

Lena heads for one of the Gold pots, until she hears the sound of a arrow being shot. Lena flies to the ground while turning around. Heroes!!!

Enemys
3 Level 2 Thieves
2 Level 3 Human Archers
1 Level 4 Barbarian

Panic took control of Lena, she zooms for the exit once she casted Speed on herself. The Barbarian takes a swing at Lena, and misses only by a inch, the Thieves tried to jump on Lena to hold her down, and missed.

Lena left the Caverns, but the Archers were still attacking. Arrows seemed to fly from everywhere as Lena raced back to the Dungeon. Two arrows hit Lena, the first arrow struck two of Lena's wings, and the second one hit her on the Abdomen. A sickly green blood oozed from Lena's wound, her movement slowed down by one side of her wings being immobile from the arrow stuck in them, but Lena still kept retreating. Once Lena got near to safety, two more arrows hit Lena. Lena lets out a cry of pain, crashes down onto the ground, then lies still.

Maybe... Maybe... If I lie still, they will... will stop att... acking. B...Bzzzt... Lena thinks to herself before going unconscious.

Health: 20%
Lena is in the empty room.
Level: 2
Mood: Should of stayed in bed.
Effiency: 10%

[Metal Gear Rex]

OOC-And now, she finally arrives! Here's color coding for her.
Narriating
Dialogue
Thoughts
Summery

Entry #1-Frozen Fire

Suddenly a great cold mist began to form around the portal, and a large block of ice rose from it. The ice block contained a woman who's eyes were shut and arms were crossed. That woman was none other than Crystice. Crystice suddenly oppened her eyes, and the ice block shattered into many little pieces. Crystice spread her arms and legs wide before landing in the Dungeon Keeper's land.

Humph, an ice land? I must have taken a wrong turn. Oh well... I like it here. I hope this keeper doesn't have a series of idiots under his command.

In front of Crystice was the icy path to the Dungeon Heart. She smiled but it faded as quickly as it arrived when she heard the warlock Mechrin weaping on the floor of the path to the Treasury behind her.

"Here take my... my...My shoes! Take my shoes! Kill them instead!" he cried.

The nerve!

Crystice was furious by Mechrin's words, and walked right over to him, appeared to be clearly angry. Mechrin was presenting his sandles to the keeper. Crystice swung her right arm to the left, and then swung it to the right, this time snatching Mechrin's sandles. Then with a final swing to the left, Crystice smacked Mechrin with his sandles.

"How dare you present this to the Lord Keeper! Just because you're not worth a sacrifise to his Majesty!?" Crystice clearly did not understand the situation. She grew wide-eyed as she felt the texture of the warlock's sandles and dropped them with a loud, "Eww!"

"Haven't you ever learned to clean your belongings!?" she questioned him as she shut her eyes, growling, and left her eyebrows to twitch. She created a fist and gave Mechrin a powerful kick in the leg as she opened her eyes again, "Get up! You're giving the Master a bad name by possessing such crying babies as an army!"

I haven't been here a single minute and already I've ran into a pathetic excuse for a creature.

Crystice thought Mechrin was going to sacrifise himself for whatever reason but was too cowardly to do so and offered his shoes. She turned away quickly, letting her hair fly in Mechrin's clear view, and then walked away. She thought of something else to add, and turned back to Mechrin, giving him a dark cruel glare.

"You're also making me look bad as a powerful warlock. So get up!" she yelled at him, before continuing on her way to the Dungeon Heart.

Crystice arrived at the Dungeon Heart, and let herself fall flat on the floor. She rubbed her arms and legs on the Dungeon Keeper's most precious and sacred part of the dungeon.

"Forgive me, my great and almighty Lord. Forgive me for wasting my time on that useless warlock," she whispered in a gentle and sweet voice while still on the floor, "My name is Crystice. I am known as "The Wizard of Ice" and "The Tide" because of my icy abilities. I pledge my ultimate algence to you..."

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Report

Name: Crystice "The Wizard of Ice" "The Tide"
Health: 350/100%
Mood: Happy
Job: Pledging her alligence
Gold Held: 0
Location: On the floor in front of the Dungeon Heart.

Summery: Enter Crystice! She critisized Mechrin for supposedly sacrifising his shoes instead of himself, and then went to the Dungeon Heart and fell flat on the flow and pledged her alligience.

[Duke Ragereaver]

Din the warlock

Din was getting the hang of it, and while defending from the blows from the dummy he actually hit the dummy a few times back before reverting back to a defensive stand. Being very focused he gained fast experience almost enough to level 2, at the same time he did not notice some loud screams...

Heh... this old man still has some skill within him left. he said to himself. But he soon felt this training was taking his toll and became tired. He decided to call it a day off and take some rest and find some food because he was hungry aswel. He walked straight out of the trainingsroom and entered the hacthery.

Hm, it has been a while there was plenty of food available... he thought by himself. Bringing back some harsh memories from the past that since he was almost always on the run he had always suffered from a lack of enough available food. Returning back to the present, he proceded to pick up a chicken and coldly snapped it's neck, before frying it using his magic and eating it, repeating the process two more times before being satisfied.

Ahh, that was delicious! he spoke to himself with a smile. He then exited the hacthery and entered the lair by it's northen entrance and returned to his lair that was in the very north-westeren part of the lair and quickly felt to sleep.

Din the warlock is sleeping
Health: 100% (restored)
Level: 1.8

Summary: Din was near level 2 but became tired and hungry and ate some chickens before returning to his lair to sleep.