Creature Trivia! Longest Serving Creatures

[Who-horny]

This is something I spontaneously felt like posting.

Welcome Keepers and Creatures alike to tonight's entertainment! Creature Trivia! In this show we'll encourage violent competition between you creatures and Keepers by awarding you for Trivial achievements!

And if that doesn't sound interesting enough! We've got dancing girls!

*Bob the Imp and Thefsuth crawl onto stage in drag*

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Keepers! You have alack of Mistresses!

In tonight's show we'll be rewarding the most loyal veterans, the creatures that have been around for the longest and yet still bother to come in for work on time!

This is a tight battle viewers! The 4th longest serving creature that is still active joined 4 months ago, the three longest serving creatures joined a month before that, and all within 3 days!

Our third place creature, who will win this cuddly toy *Points at the Girth Plushy* joined on June 6th 1209 (We're in the past remember? REMEMBER!?) is known for his kind nature, dashign good looks, and a lovable speech imperiment,

Yes! It's none other than the soon to be Dragon: Dasoop!

Dasoop is an orphan with a smile (And teeth) after his parents got eaten by humans in the mountains because Dasoop starved them of their live stock, after years of being alone Dasoop joined Crystal Barrow catacombs and made many new friends and quickly learnt that some times, it's better to live alone.

Our second place creature, who will win this statue built out of the charred remains of the late Roach and Lena *Points at the fossilized insects crying their charcoal eyes out in their final moments* joined on June 5th 1209 (the year of the King) is known for his helpful attitude, healthy figure, and his constructive criticism of his peers,

That's right! It's none other than the ageing Troll: Thefsuth!

Thefsuth is a cranky old troll that has a very negative out look on life, isn't that sweet? After beating us over the head with our legs for asking him for his back story we fell in love with his outlandish character! He's spent his 5 months in Crystal Barrow insulting every living soul he meets, turning the prison into a workshop, and kissing his male friend Tu'vac in the infamous Casino scene!

Our all time number one longest serving creature of the realms will (if he can live long enough to receive it) wiil win this razor blade encrusted simmer-frame!

*Horned reaper holds up the applause sign.*

*Nobody does*

*Horned Reaper kills everyone*

This loyal soul joined just one day before Thefsuth and is known for.... ummm.... being around for a very long time! Also his disciplined persona and his well known ability to withstand poisons unaffected,

Yes! That's Right! It's none other thaaaaaaaaaan,

Dranton!


*Horned Reaper holds up applause sign*

"Everyone applauds*

*Horned Reaper kills everyone*

Yes! Yes! Dranton was brought up as a part of keeper war games! Where he was too much of a sissy to kill any one!

*Boo! Hiss!*

But then... Dranton was replaced! By evil blood thirsty killing machines and was forced to leave!

*Woo! Yay! Hurray!*

Shut up audience! You've all ready been killed by the Horned Reaper twice!

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That's better.

Congratulations Dranton!

[Dark_Omega MK2]

*Grith its applauding and waving a flag that says "Keeper Trivia is Kool", while wearing his "Keeper Trivia" T-shirt and "Keeper Trivia" hat*

yay, horray, yeah!!! woooo woooo!!!! THEFSUTH I WANT AUTOGRAPH!!! IM BEST BESTEREST NUMBER 1 FAN *w*

[Who-horny]

Ya meant ta be cheerin' fur tha winner yer lizard!

*signs auto graph as "Dranton"*

[Dark_Omega MK2]

Ya meant ta be cheerin' fur tha winner yer lizard!

*signs auto graph as "Dranton"*

yay i got autograph and stuff!!!

*faints and wakes up 5 seconds later*

i got the autograph of Thefsuths Dragon Thingy... wait... it says Dranton...
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...OH YEAH!!! WOOO HOO GO DRANTON THE... uhm... BILE DEMON... MISTRESS...thingy!!! 8D

*and so Grith fails at trying to look like a smart creature... again...*

[nijuni_kuro]

Dranton:
"I-I'm deeply touched... To receive such a prestigeous award... I'm so overjoyed, I feel like taunting starving prisoners with food..."

(Yeah, I know he was supposed to recieve a razor-blade encrusted zimmer-frame, but I purpously put a trophy instead. )

[Evi]

Ivan: "Woo! Congratulations Dranton!"

*Pulls out a couple of sticks that have human hands and makes them start clapping*

[Searingflame2]

Val'Kaz "You've served the red and insolent fool for over 4 months? Pitiful."

[Metal Gear Rex]

Crystice: I wouldn't want to serve any of these pathetic unworthy Dungeon Keepers for that long.

Roach Ghost: Roach want award!

[obliven1993]

Vergil: congratualtions to all and Crystice shut up.

Merla: *aslee pin library and she needs to wake up and learn of Roachs death XD

[Dark_Omega MK2]

Dranton:
"I-I'm deeply touched... To receive such a prestigeous award... I'm so overjoyed, I feel like taunting starving prisoners with food..."

(Yeah, I know he was supposed to recieve a razor-blade encrusted zimmer-frame, but I purpously put a trophy instead. )

: Dranton im your biggesteres and greaterest fan number 1 of ever time space and continum universe!!!!! *w* i have all your singles and all your albums and im wearing your T-Shirt and Hat

*it was the same t-shirt and hat than before of Thefsuth, only it has writen Dranton with a marker*

: I also has all of your movies like "Dranton Strikes Back" and "Dranton May Cry" *w*