Corrupt a Wish

[dk2player]

granted: but you are first

I wish for $1,000 in quarters to fall on the head of EA

[emperorjay]

Granted: but the quarters bounce off of his thick skull and roll towards you and bury in a shiny mountain

i wish i had the only fully working copy of dk3

[A New Room]

Granted but to play it you have to make most of the game yourself.

I wish to edit this post!

[MeinCookie]

Granted... but you have to leave things where you found them and revert all changed afterwards.

I wish to be unlucky.

[A New Room]

Granted, but you are now a common house fly...

I wish for more than a simple man may dream!

[emperorjay]

Granted but you dreamed so much that your mind could not take it and your head exploded

I wish i lived in a giant castle with lots of guards

[A New Room]

Granted, but you are more of a squatter, and the guards are after you

I wish I could have an avatar the same size as dotted's.

[Pizu]

screw you, you're just not getting it. no reason, just no.

I wish for a Inter Galactic Cyber Kitteh Race to Visit the Earth and make us like the Star Trek Universe causing us to gain the technologie to make DK games every year!

[A New Room]

Granted, but you are now slave to the rule you ignored.

I wish for the might of Odin's beard.

[Metal Gear Rex]

Granted, but Odin's beard lost its power before you obtained it, thus giving you nothing.

I wish to reply to this thread.