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May 16th, 2010, 17:24
hello, and welcome to another exciding edition of "dk2player's games"

Today we unvale a new kind of game. one with (hopefully) funny results

the objective: to make funny statements out of common words/names

the rules: must be funny. Must be appropriate for this audience. You may use the same word/name more than once.

Examples to help you along:

DOTTED = Don't Obliterate The Toad Eating Dandilians
ANEWROOM = Apes Needing Every Wax Room On Opra's Mars
HYDROBLAST9 = Hydrated Yo-yo drowns rolly-polly on bed last april shower in Texas 9
EVI = eating vegetables inside
DK2PLAYER = Destioned killer 2 Plays Like A Yeti Entering Room
XD = exterminate dk2player's-enemes
ROFL = Reflections On Floor Lines.
lol=love obama's life
lol = light on lamp

May 16th, 2010, 17:29
Damn my name is so long

May 16th, 2010, 17:48
Dotted = Dreamboat Offering Touches and Thrilling, Erotic Delights

Whats the male version of mistress :p?

May 16th, 2010, 17:52
WTF: Wash The Floor

May 16th, 2010, 17:53
ASAP: Apes Standing Apon Pickles

May 16th, 2010, 17:59
Metal Gear Rex - My Evil Tingles Activate Loudly if God's Evil Alter-ego Reappears Roaming the Earth during X-mas

May 16th, 2010, 18:00
Mistress = Mistaken ID solves Tremendous Revelations evolving secondary sexes.

May 16th, 2010, 18:01
Natchoguy = Nets ate the Cat's ham on Germany Under You

May 16th, 2010, 18:18
Natchoguy = Nets ate the Cat's ham on Germany Under You

I suggest you add a rule "must make sense"

May 16th, 2010, 18:28
but that ruins the funny

May 16th, 2010, 18:37
but that ruins the funny

I would argue it is the opposite.

May 16th, 2010, 18:48
ok fine: new rule: make (some) sence

May 16th, 2010, 19:23
FBI: fat bastard investigation

May 16th, 2010, 19:26
EGGS = Every Giant Gets Slapped

Duke Ragereaver
May 16th, 2010, 20:03
FBI: fat bastard investigation

First Bunch of Idiots would be more suitable I think.

A New Room
May 16th, 2010, 20:10
DUKE: Duck the Unappropriate Kitten Evaluator

May 16th, 2010, 21:57
SOS: Sword or Shotgun?
GOD: Great on Duck-shots

A New Room
May 16th, 2010, 22:42
ORCS: Orthopedic Reimagined as Classic Snooker.

May 16th, 2010, 23:47
NATCHOGUY: Never Allowing Tea, Coffee or Honey On Giants Under Years...

A New Room: ANR
That was easy

DK2PLAYER: Disallowing Knights of 2 Past Large Alien-Yielding Enemy Rogues

FISH: Flags, Ignition, Shout Hooray!

MADKILL: Malicious And Deadly Klingon Likes Lemons

LOL: Lick Our Lemons

WTF?: What's This For?

BOOB: Babies Out Of Bounds

A New Room
May 17th, 2010, 00:12
MADKILL: My Aunt Dorothy's Kids Invented Lickable lightning.

NATCHOGUY: Nuclear Archbishop Takes Cloned Horse, Over Global Unity Yokes

ROFL: Ramp Over Flaming Lassie

May 17th, 2010, 23:58
LOLCAT = Lying Over-weight Lion Can't Act Tough

May 29th, 2010, 23:31
More for you:

INSIDE: I Need Some Ingredients During Education

ON: Onomatopoeia Network

THOUGHT: Thinking Has Offered Us Goats, Hats, and Tea

KICK: Kill In Cookie Klass

KLASS: Kites Lassoing A Samaria Snail

A New Room
June 5th, 2010, 21:49
LOL: Looks Over Landscape.

COW: Can't Open the Window!

ORE: Oliver Ruined Equality.

ARMY: Alternative Rock Metal Yodelling.

June 6th, 2010, 00:25
RAP : Rock's Aunt in Pennsylvania
ALICE: All Ladies Intimidate Cows Electricity
BILE DEMON: Boring Italy Likes Education. Don't Eat My Only Knowledge

A New Room
August 16th, 2010, 22:33
OK: Oil Kills

BP: Broken Pipe

OIL: Olly's Illiterate Lion

KILL: King Ivan Looks Loopy

WFTO: Wonder Fixes The Oboe

RSC: Record Susan's Calls

FIRE: Failure In Reload Etiquette

GOOGLE: Gone Out Ostrich Goading, Leave Elephants.

SIRE: Success In Reload Etiquette