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September 4th, 2009, 11:28
When your creatures give you hell, stick them in your prison cell.


September 4th, 2009, 12:03
The dezines of your domanine cannot wait to kill again. ;)

September 4th, 2009, 23:54
I can write them all if you want! :D

September 5th, 2009, 03:09
Go for it. I wanna see what you know and don't know.

September 5th, 2009, 08:25
I meant, I can list them straight from the Text.dat file. I don't know them by heart, especially not the English version.

September 5th, 2009, 08:49
I meant, I can list them straight from the Text.dat file. I don't know them by heart, especially not the English version.

i could actually use those for something... please extract them if you can :p

September 5th, 2009, 09:26
There you go :

When night does not give way to day, And children are too scared to play, Abandon hope, embrace despair, You're destined for my dragon's lair!
If thou art bold and pure of heart, Come down here, be torn apart!
Through my dungeon you may tread, But rest assured, you'll end up dead!
If you find you lose it all, Why not play Theme Hospital?
Armoured Knights who have true grit, Roast more quickly on a spit!
Evil, malice, death, decay, I think you'll find they're here to stay!
Evil, malice, death, decay, Just another working day!
Evil, malice, death, decay, There really is no better way!
Giant, Dwarf, Thief and Fairy, None of you are very scary!
The denizens of your domain, Just cannot wait to kill again!
The better creatures you employ, The greater carnage you enjoy!
Hark! The Avatar's abroad, And I can smell a frightened Lord!
Trespassers will meet their doom, In your dungeon's Torture Room!
Though intruders' hearts be pure, They'll end up on your dungeon floor!
Your tunnels will be dark and cold, And no place for a Knight of old, Even if he claims he's bold!
The fools who enter your domain, Will never see the light again!
Pain and anguish are your tools, To use upon intruding fools!
When good guys head right for your treasure, Hunt and kill them at your leisure!
Protect your gold and Dungeon Heart, And slap your minions till they fart!
Use your creatures' fear of you! To make them do what you want them to!
Wizard in your dungeon grim? A trap will make short work of him!
When your creatures give you hell, Stick them in your Prison Cell!
Torture is the crowning glory, Of your Dungeon Keeper story!
You are the Keeper, chosen one, And being evil is great fun!
When your troops are hunger-stricken, Your Hatchery has yummy chicken!
Fill the Avatar with dread! Really make him wet the bed!
Imps are the lifeblood of your dungeon. Like blood, they must be allowed to circulate.
Feeling mean? Set your minions to imprison and when your cells are full, spend some time torturing...
If your creatures get unhappy, slap some sense into them. They'll soon realise how lucky they are.
The underworld is your domain and the adventurers come to steal it. Never show pity, even when the intruders are defenceless and pathetic.
Compassion is the hallmark of the good Keeper. But good Keepers never win. Only evil ones.
There's never a moment to waste. Already the bravest of the brave are queuing up to enter your domain. So stop reading this and get going.
Build fast. You'll want the biggest possible welcoming committee ready for the intruders.
Keep your Imps digging. There are always surprises to be found deep in the earth.
He who controls the most gold controls the entire Underworld.
Fear and lack of mercy are your greatest weapons. Use them wisely.
Foolish is the Keeper who sells all his rooms and refuses to pay his creatures.