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Madkill
February 23rd, 2010, 22:01
You're banned because your post count currently represents one of the USA's most tragic days which deserve to be mocked as much as all the others do.

A New Room
February 24th, 2010, 01:23
You are banned for not wearing a hat made of noodles whilst walking 3 poodles...

Also your current post count marks a date where The Huns attacked the Burgundians, wiping out the royal family.

Angry Reaper
February 24th, 2010, 17:48
banned beacuse i ate a bevers pancreas.

Mothrayas
February 24th, 2010, 17:55
You're banned because I have no idea what pancreas are.

Angry Reaper
February 24th, 2010, 18:02
You're banned for not knowing what a pancreas is.

Necror
February 24th, 2010, 18:38
you're banned for living in England

Mothrayas
February 24th, 2010, 18:51
You're banned for living in Belgium.

Necror
February 24th, 2010, 18:58
you're banned for banning the person above you with a similar reason like he banned the person above him

Angry Reaper
February 24th, 2010, 20:41
Banned for banning someone who livs in england you racist!

Mothrayas
February 24th, 2010, 20:44
You're banned BECAUSE I LIVE IN THE NETHERLANDS YOU ******!

A New Room
February 24th, 2010, 20:54
You are banned because The Netherlands always sounded a bit fake.

Angry Reaper
February 24th, 2010, 21:06
Banned for banning the person i wanted to ban because i was talking about him banning me earlier not you flyrayas.

Mothrayas
February 24th, 2010, 21:09
You're banned for getting my name wrong.

Madkill
February 25th, 2010, 00:30
You're banned for pretending to be the banana king.

dk2player
February 25th, 2010, 00:54
you're banned because this post will inevitably get banned

A New Room
February 25th, 2010, 01:10
You are frying panned...

Madkill
February 25th, 2010, 04:59
You're banned 'cuz I saw whut u ded thar!

Pizu
February 25th, 2010, 09:17
Your banned because your madd and you kill... *captain obivious reporting in*

Searingflame2
February 25th, 2010, 12:25
You're banned because Captain Placeholder is angry at his brother and you just mentioned him.

Mothrayas
February 25th, 2010, 15:44
You're banned because recently a Fly died in your dungeon. And the spiders didn't do it.

Angry Reaper
February 25th, 2010, 15:54
you're banned for talking about flys.

Madkill
February 25th, 2010, 19:15
You're banned for being ANGRY

Angry Reaper
February 25th, 2010, 19:17
banned for having 444 posts at the time of this post.

Mothrayas
February 25th, 2010, 19:17
You're banned for banning others due to their post count.

Angry Reaper
February 25th, 2010, 19:28
banned because i ate a tostie

Necror
February 25th, 2010, 19:28
banned for eating

Jibbits
February 25th, 2010, 20:16
Banned for not being a bile demon.

dk2player
February 25th, 2010, 20:22
you're banned because you know people who could kill you in a secound

Necror
February 25th, 2010, 20:23
you're banned for not having an avatar

dk2player
February 25th, 2010, 20:26
you're banned because I hid my avatar from you

Angry Reaper
February 25th, 2010, 20:28
banned because DR OCTOGONAPUS IS BEHIND YOU!!!!

dk2player
February 25th, 2010, 20:34
you're banned because computers are more complexed than bacteria

Jibbits
February 25th, 2010, 20:45
You're banned because the bacteria are offended by that statement.

Angry Reaper
February 25th, 2010, 21:34
banned because I now have to sleep.

Mothrayas
February 26th, 2010, 15:20
You're banned because forum games still give post count here.

A New Room
February 26th, 2010, 17:49
You're banned for using a needlessly oversized death-ray to taunt a tiny kitten.

Angry Reaper
February 26th, 2010, 18:53
banned for lying.

Necror
February 26th, 2010, 19:20
banned for posting much in off topic

Mothrayas
February 26th, 2010, 19:48
You're banned for hypocrisy.

Jibbits
February 26th, 2010, 19:54
You're banned because you made hippos cry.

MeinCookie
February 26th, 2010, 20:20
You're banned because hippos are great in thickshakes... if you have a good enough blender :eek:.

Angry Reaper
February 26th, 2010, 20:39
banned for making no sense and talking about hippos.

Necror
February 27th, 2010, 11:31
you're banned for forgetting to wish something in the corrupt a wish treat

Mothrayas
February 27th, 2010, 11:33
You're banned for asking for treats.

psycopath
February 27th, 2010, 11:51
You're banned for banning banners who banned other banners who banned banning banners who banned banners that banned lots that banned and banned banners and other banners who are all banners in this banning game of banners who banned and banned banners who were being banned for banning banners of banningham, who banned everyone here who had posted here for banning banners who banned loads, who banned and banned who banned and banned banning banners who banned lots and lots and banned. You banner. :mad: Typical banners......... who ban...........

Mothrayas
February 27th, 2010, 11:55
You're banned for saying 'ban' exactly 40 times in your post.

dk2player
February 27th, 2010, 14:45
you're banned for not whatching your dungeon, the horned reaper already killed most of your creatures

Searingflame2
February 27th, 2010, 14:47
You're banned because thats not whats happening, its actually a 25 level 10 Hellhounds.

Angry Reaper
February 27th, 2010, 16:43
You're banned because You're dungeon has no mistresses. Theres a word for keeper like you,

A New Room
February 27th, 2010, 21:54
Your banned for not seeing into the future...

MeinCookie
February 27th, 2010, 21:57
You're banned because the future is unforeseeable, an unforeseeabilty in fact.

Sire
March 2nd, 2010, 01:50
You are banned because I can create my own future! (To an extent...)

dk2player
March 2nd, 2010, 03:17
you're banned because I have that power

Metal Gear Rex
March 2nd, 2010, 07:51
You're banned because Cinder isn't done with the Create Gold Spell yet.

MeinCookie
March 2nd, 2010, 08:49
You're banned because I just banned you in this very post.

Metal Gear Rex
March 2nd, 2010, 08:56
You're banned because you're not helping me try to create DK2 Smilies.

MeinCookie
March 2nd, 2010, 10:57
You're banned because now I'm wondering if you really are making DK 2 smilies and if so where you'd get the graphics from.

Metal Gear Rex
March 2nd, 2010, 11:12
You're banned because I am but I'm on break and you need to pay attention to the chatbox since I'm using DK1 as examples and using screenshots to help get coloring and form.

A New Room
March 2nd, 2010, 19:44
You are banned for using the chat box for you own personal gain.

MeinCookie
March 3rd, 2010, 09:34
You're banned because my game just crashed:mad:.

Death of Kings
March 5th, 2010, 19:08
You're banned for letting your game crash

A New Room
March 5th, 2010, 20:12
You are banned for having no posts...

Death of Kings
March 6th, 2010, 20:41
You're banned for having too many posts.

Evi
March 6th, 2010, 20:49
You're banned because you haven't seen the biggest one.

Metal Gear Rex
March 6th, 2010, 20:49
You're banned because I am king of important non-silly posts.

dk2player
March 6th, 2010, 22:02
you're banned for posting in a thread that you previously stated you wouldn't post in...

Sire
March 16th, 2010, 00:41
You're banned because the Knight forced me to.

A New Room
March 16th, 2010, 14:25
You are banned for not wearing water wings on Water Wings Tuesday.

dk2player
March 16th, 2010, 15:10
You're banned for not using Google Chrome....

natchoguy
March 18th, 2010, 20:03
your banned for complaining

Sire
March 20th, 2010, 03:38
You're banned for NOT complaining. :D

A New Room
March 24th, 2010, 22:47
You are banned for feeding the pigeons.

natchoguy
March 24th, 2010, 23:50
ur banned for not feeding the hobo down the street

dk2player
March 25th, 2010, 00:32
you're banned for taking care of 4 dragons when 1 is too much

A New Room
March 25th, 2010, 00:37
You are banned for saying "I couldn't possibly eat another thing" at the lords tea party. Oh and allowing Italians to put tea leafs inside the kettle!

natchoguy
March 25th, 2010, 00:39
ur banned because I managed to raise 4 dragons without any dying EVER

Metal Gear Rex
April 2nd, 2010, 23:51
You're banned because your annoying spamming has disappeared a bit, causing others to be happyier and thus no longer post angry posts which bring attention and help this forum stay alive.

Metal Gear Rex
April 3rd, 2010, 16:41
You're banned because nobody else will...

Sire
April 3rd, 2010, 19:25
You're banned because I said so.

dk2player
April 3rd, 2010, 20:23
you're banned for breaking my computer

A New Room
April 6th, 2010, 16:22
You are banned for not breaking your computer before Sire could. Terrible forward thinking on your part :P

Metal Gear Rex
April 6th, 2010, 16:58
You're banned because I have stolen your voice.

A New Room
April 14th, 2010, 17:58
You are banned because I still have my fingers, and can therefore still type.

Necror
April 14th, 2010, 18:04
you're banned for having fingers

A New Room
April 26th, 2010, 21:47
You are banned because you killed your Sentence Sensei before he could impart upon you the wisdom of proper sentence structure!

THIS SHALL BE YOUR DOWN FALL!!!

Duke Ragereaver
April 26th, 2010, 21:49
You're banned for banning someone minutes before midnight in my country.

Metal Gear Rex
May 10th, 2010, 12:19
You're banned for not banning me to prevent yourself being banned.

A New Room
May 11th, 2010, 23:48
You are banned to preserve oxygen for the return flight.

dk2player
May 12th, 2010, 00:08
you're banned for not listening to AWESOME music like mine

Sire
May 12th, 2010, 02:02
You are banned for no reason.

dk2player
May 12th, 2010, 02:23
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You're banned for not using my language

Sire
May 12th, 2010, 02:26
You are banned for irrelevancy.

A New Room
June 5th, 2010, 21:51
You're banned for B-Brraaaaiiinns!!!

dk2player
June 6th, 2010, 00:26
You're banned for K-KKKKKKKIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :horny:

TheJohn11313
July 5th, 2010, 16:05
You'e banned for using more than three exclamation marks in a sentence!

dk2player
July 5th, 2010, 18:16
you're banned for trying to stimulate forum activity

TheJohn11313
July 5th, 2010, 18:24
You're banned for trying to prevent forum activity.

A New Room
July 5th, 2010, 18:28
You are banned for having fast connection.

TheJohn11313
July 5th, 2010, 18:33
:eek: How do you know I have a fast connection?

You're banned for making assumptions!

dk2player
July 5th, 2010, 20:01
you're banned for not having a beach in your backyard.

Metal Gear Rex
July 30th, 2010, 17:41
You're banned for being inside me head. :/

A New Room
August 12th, 2010, 12:09
Your ban comes by the gods decree!

Something about ending the world via this forum

Duke Ragereaver
October 14th, 2010, 21:49
You're banned for having more XBOX achievement points than I have.

emperorjay
October 14th, 2010, 21:53
You're banned for not having enough Xbox Achievements and for not having as much as me!

A New Room
November 18th, 2010, 19:36
You are banned for having too many quotes in your signature.

natchoguy
November 22nd, 2010, 02:53
you're banned for making me sad (and don't you dare do ban me for being sad)

A New Room
November 22nd, 2010, 06:33
You are banned with fine of 100,000,000 Gold for:


2x Parole Violation/s

5x Vandalism

16x Resisting Arrests

25x Assault

80x Attempted Murder

100x Murder



Do you want to: complete Community Service or Resist Arrest?

MeinCookie
November 22nd, 2010, 06:38
You are banned for impersonating a police officer...

Metal Gear Rex
November 22nd, 2010, 07:15
You are banned for banning someone who you thought wasn't a cop but was.

MeinCookie
November 22nd, 2010, 07:31
You're banned cos blue is a colour!!

Metal Gear Rex
November 22nd, 2010, 07:32
You're banned for not using your stick!

MeinCookie
November 22nd, 2010, 07:42
Your banned for banning me for not doing so.

Metal Gear Rex
November 22nd, 2010, 07:43
You're banned for banning me for banning you for not using your stick simply because you're mad that I used my stick and you didn't.

MeinCookie
November 22nd, 2010, 07:45
Your banned cos you can keep my stick - I has tactical nuke. Nothing says pwned like a nuke dropped on you.

Metal Gear Rex
November 22nd, 2010, 07:47
Use your stick-I mean-YOU'RE BANNED!!!

MeinCookie
November 22nd, 2010, 07:49
*Nuclear explosion rocks thread*

http://cdn.cbsi.com.au/story_media/339282459/world-in-conflict_2.jpg

Your banned cos you just got pwned by a tactical nuke =)

Metal Gear Rex
November 22nd, 2010, 07:51
You're banned for missing and blowing up your own house.

MeinCookie
November 22nd, 2010, 07:53
Your banned for sabotaging my guidance systems and blowing up an innocent piece of suburbia along with me ='(

Metal Gear Rex
November 22nd, 2010, 07:55
You're banned for crying instead of congragulating me on getting the 1620th post in this thread.

MeinCookie
November 22nd, 2010, 07:56
You're banned cos you haven't reached the 1700th post yet - only the 1620th

Metal Gear Rex
November 22nd, 2010, 07:57
You're banned for banning me before I edited my post :P

MeinCookie
November 22nd, 2010, 07:58
Your banned because I lack the authority to do so.

Metal Gear Rex
November 22nd, 2010, 08:01
You're banned because I don't and actually can ban you for real. >:3

MeinCookie
November 22nd, 2010, 08:05
You're banned because the Dark Gods decree it and they have the power to enforce it.

Metal Gear Rex
November 22nd, 2010, 08:07
You're banned for being crazy and talking about Dark Gods.

MeinCookie
November 22nd, 2010, 08:14
You're banned for challenging the Dark Gods and incurring their divine wrath.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VFtvqrZ6e8I/Sqpu8aLtcQI/AAAAAAAADQ8/cUFSndt1kIM/s400/plague.jpg