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Dark_Omega MK2
September 15th, 2009, 01:28
STORY!!!

Mentor: The imps, weak and versatile creatures who can perform a multiple number of tasks, they're potential and capabilities are unknown, even for these feeble creatures.

It is your task Keeper to proove the potential of these creatures by assing them tasks that no creature, man or god itself would be able to perform. For this, you will requiere the assitance of more keeper to aid you in your quest.

You have a lot of work to do, now go.

NOW BORING RULES!!!
The rules are very simple, you have to write what and imp CAN DO and CAN'T DO, first ill post what an imp can do and the next one will follow with something imps can't do, the next one will tell something they can do and soo on... it can be something that they really can/cant do or something completely random, BUT it must be something that has to do with the last post.

ENOUGH RULES NOW EXAMPLES!!!

Post 1: Imps can do a 360 degree jump while holding a teddy bear in they're mouth

Post 2: But Imps can't eat the Teddy Bear.

Post 3: Imps can use Teddy bears as Nuclear Bombs

Post 4: But imps can't deactivate a Nuclear Bomb

OMEGA WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY THIS GAME, R U CRAZY!?!?!? DDD8
Well... it is something random i got in mind... and since it CAN be considered a """"game"""" i said "WHY NOT!?!?!?"... it is a moment to be very random... and besides... the imps can DO a lot of things... In other words... this is more like a "Spam a lot" topic... oh and btw... i AM crazy...:)

Anyway... ill start...

Imps can eat a bologna spaguetti sandwich and not feel guilty about it.

dk2player
September 15th, 2009, 14:54
Imps can't eat a bologna spaguetti sandwich in front of a bile demon.

Dark_Omega MK2
September 15th, 2009, 19:24
Imps can't eat a bologna spaguetti sandwich in front of a bile demon.

Imps can live inside Bile Demons 8D

dk2player
September 15th, 2009, 23:49
Imps can't live in the Dungeon Heart. :D

Madkill
September 16th, 2009, 00:16
Imps can clean the dungeon heart with their sacks.

Dark_Omega MK2
September 16th, 2009, 00:23
Imps can clean the dungeon heart with their sacks.

but imps cant use their sacks for anything else D8

dk2player
September 16th, 2009, 02:57
Imps can use the sack if they get slaped enought. They use it as a shield

Dark_Omega MK2
September 16th, 2009, 03:25
Imps can use the sack if they get slaped enought. They use it as a shield

oh btw... imps cant use shields as frisbies... im sorry :3

dk2player
September 16th, 2009, 03:44
Well, imps can use frisbies on the beach

Dark_Omega MK2
September 16th, 2009, 03:47
Well, imps can use frisbies on the beach

but imps cant eat the beach

dk2player
September 16th, 2009, 03:48
Imps can eat goats

Dark_Omega MK2
September 16th, 2009, 04:36
Imps can eat goats

but imps cant drink goat milk D:

dk2player
September 16th, 2009, 05:09
But imps can drink and smoke on breaks

Searingflame2
September 25th, 2009, 15:25
But imps can drink and smoke on breaks

But imps can't get breaks often... or at all, in my dungeon >:-)

dk2player
September 26th, 2009, 02:14
Imps do get to work forever in my dungeon

A New Room
November 22nd, 2009, 01:51
Imps can't eat their own heads...

Metal Gear Rex
November 22nd, 2009, 02:05
But they can bite thier fingers off.

Madkill
November 30th, 2009, 05:20
Just not their thumbs.

Dark_Omega MK2
November 30th, 2009, 05:25
wow... this game its still alive??? D8...

Imps can make a chocolate cake using stickers, gasoline and steroids

Evi
November 30th, 2009, 05:27
But they can't eat the Cake.

Dark_Omega MK2
November 30th, 2009, 05:29
Imps can carry anything 100 times they're own weight:imp:

Madkill
November 30th, 2009, 07:22
But they can't carry their own weight 100 times.

Dark_Omega MK2
November 30th, 2009, 07:32
But they can't carry their own weight 100 times.

Imps can carry times 100 weight own their

Searingflame2
November 30th, 2009, 09:11
Imps can get slapped till they die. Correction - they do.

Metal Gear Rex
November 30th, 2009, 09:19
But the imps can resist.

Searingflame2
November 30th, 2009, 11:00
WHAT KIND OF DUNGEON YOU RUNNING, BOI?

Imps can get their legs behind their heads.

dk2player
November 30th, 2009, 13:47
imps can get paid. they get 1 gold for every 100,000,000,000 gold they bring back.

Dark_Omega MK2
November 30th, 2009, 18:40
imps can get paid. they get 1 gold for every 100,000,000,000 gold they bring back.

But imps dont know how to spend that gold

A New Room
November 30th, 2009, 18:47
Imps can eat anything!

natchoguy
November 30th, 2009, 19:50
But :bile: can eat them

A New Room
December 2nd, 2009, 00:50
Imps can build a pretty effective suspension bridge.

dk2player
December 2nd, 2009, 14:40
But imps can use it

A New Room
December 2nd, 2009, 14:46
Imps can't paint a Keepers Dungeon.

Dark_Omega MK2
December 2nd, 2009, 20:51
Imps can't paint a Keepers Dungeon.

but they can paint themselves 8D

dk2player
December 2nd, 2009, 23:04
But, unfortunatly, they can't give presents on creature's Birthdays

Searingflame2
December 4th, 2009, 11:08
Imps can spontaneously combust in a flurry of mana.

A New Room
December 4th, 2009, 11:11
But they can't do it when anyones watching...

Metal Gear Rex
December 4th, 2009, 11:12
While they can watch each other.

dk2player
December 4th, 2009, 14:16
but they hate to watch bile demons

A New Room
December 4th, 2009, 17:13
Imps can't ride roller coasters, due to not passing the minimum hight requirement.

Metal Gear Rex
March 2nd, 2010, 07:37
Imps can't ride roller coasters, due to not passing the minimum hight requirement.

Yet they are required to build them.

A New Room
March 16th, 2010, 20:54
Imps can't lead the galactic rebellion.

Madkill
March 16th, 2010, 22:23
But they can jump up and down if ordered to.

dk2player
March 17th, 2010, 00:27
but, to no one's surprise, they can't dig through gems all the way....

Metal Gear Rex
April 3rd, 2010, 00:56
but, to no one's surprise, they can't dig through gems all the way....

And as a result they are mocked by Micro-Piglets.

A New Room
April 6th, 2010, 21:31
Imps a can't eat or they will die from over feeding.

Metal Gear Rex
May 10th, 2010, 13:23
Imps a can't eat or they will die from over feeding.

However they'll starve if you do not give them thier steroid mana every morning and night.

A New Room
June 5th, 2010, 22:57
Imps aren't aloud to use their toes to count...

dk2player
June 6th, 2010, 01:33
But they can count the bricks

Metal Gear Rex
July 30th, 2010, 18:55
Imps do not like bald people

dk2player
August 6th, 2010, 04:07
but they love bile demons

A New Room
August 17th, 2010, 18:22
Imps don't take second hand clothing to the store for you.