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dk2player
September 29th, 2009, 00:54
Hey, here's the last thing I (may)be posting for a while. It is a simple game, all you have to do is answer the previous poster's most random question, then you think of a new 1. You can make up to 10 questions at once.

The questions can be dk realated, or about the forum, or about cheese. Whatever your twisted mind can think of, you post it.

That's it, answer a(some) random question(s) and make another question(s). And if you make more than one, can you use the list feature. Its what it was made for.

Here's your first, to get you started:

1.) Why does the bile demon be very "naughty" after being slapped. Soes he want to get more slapped?

elamre
September 29th, 2009, 06:58
its personality is from a mistress :)

2)why may this be your last post?

dk2player
September 29th, 2009, 14:53
Because I already posted most of the important topics, so I did my job.

3.) What doesn't make a horned reaper mad? (aside from doing something)

4.) Why is the slelton so weak, when he's the only one with a sheild

elamre
September 29th, 2009, 16:54
getting laid by mistresses ofcourse (:

slelton?

1)what is a slelton?
2)why is horny red?
3)why dont the imps keep the gold they dig?

Dark_Omega MK2
September 30th, 2009, 21:48
-Slelton its someone who defies the laws of nature, time and space and made his own time paradox basis continum thingy so he could live in peace and discover the true meaning of christimas.
-Becuase... he is... horny... i guess...
-Imps dont need gold... they only need cookies... chocolate chip cookies...

1.- Why evil is good? D:
2.- How many flavours of cheese exist in cheeseland? O.o
3.- Do dk2player really like to play DK2? O.O

dk2player
October 1st, 2009, 00:14
because, no one likes to be good, so evil is the new good. why do you think crime is up scince last month. thank you.

203, but only 16 are ediable

Yes, I play dk2 evey single day. Sometimes its the only thing I do all day.

1- why is the sKeleton so weak, when he's the only one with a sheild

2- where does the lava and water come from underground

3- how many slaps does it take before a mistress get mad.

Samuel
October 1st, 2009, 00:25
1. because hes an addition to your army.. kinda like a sword.. disposable

2. ALL lava comes from underground.. water... well they don't have toilets down there do they?

3. about -1 slaps should do the trick, slaps actually make her happy!

So err..

How many oranges does it take before you turn orange from eating them?

Why do Horned Repears hate horned reapers?

dk2player
October 1st, 2009, 00:43
16

becuase horned reapers are always looking for a way to get mad

1.) if you have a dungeon full of hornies and goblins, what time of year is it?

2.) Why does the dungeon keeper need warlocks to research a book that he has built?

3.) what is the diffrence between the troll icon, and the workshop icon

4.) how many smilies can you fit into 1 post

Searingflame2
October 1st, 2009, 09:50
-Why its Halloween of course!
-Because he's illiterate, obviously!
-Lots.
-So many your eyes would bleed if you even considered the possibility of comprehending attempting to find the answer.

1.) Who is the leetest god out of all ancient civilizations' pantheons (this has ONE correct answer people, and its TOTALLY not opinion!)

2.) If Jesus walked on water, why do potatoes colour range from creamy to purply?

dk2player
October 1st, 2009, 23:12
I don't know, who is it?

because lava is a salamander best friend


who is the leetest go out of all anicient civilizations

who is the most energetic creature in the rpg

how do you make a yellow guy orange

Whos birthday is on halloween

which month this year has 2 full moons

Metal Gear Rex
October 2nd, 2009, 00:32
A. 1. Horny
A. 2. A certain demon spawn, fly, and beetle.
A. 3. By turning him white first.
A. 4. Not mines
A. 5. A month between January and December. Give up? It's Frankinberry Cerial.

Q. 1. Horny was the first to be alive, so what made him Horny?
Q. 2. Who are you strangers?
Q. 3. What happens when you get four drunk script writes, a cast willing to follow them, and a retarded director?
Q. 4. How many imps does it take to change a light bulb?
Q. 5. How Horny is Horny really Horny to be called Horny?
Q. 6. Where can I go to order a dollar-off Fire-Cheese Burger at Almighty Almeric's?
Q. 7. How many imps does it take to kick a Dark Angel in the balls and steal his sword along with his wings and girlfriend?

dk2player
October 2nd, 2009, 04:02
His horns
Your best nightmare
You have the best movie in the world
65, 62 to dig out the area, 1 to research what electricity, and 1 to screw it in wrong, and 1 to screw it in right.
I answer that question with this: :bile:
Check in russia, they do stuff there
1000000000000. or just 100000000000 if its level 1

P.S. I wanna say that the answer to the last question I asked before was infact december. Infact, the secound full moon is on new years eve.

1. if 17 is bigger than 16, how many ways can you complete level 1?
2. can I go blow up EA now?
3. If giants like lava, why can't they marry it?
4. how hard do you think the creatures hit the hard dungeon ground when they are droped
5. if evil is good, and we fight the good, does that mean we kill evil?
6. Is all the blood real, or fake?
7. what would happen if we gave the heros a jeep, a tank, and guns?

Metal Gear Rex
October 2nd, 2009, 04:07
1. 24.
2. I command you to.
3. They're too stupid to propose.
4. They land on their asses so pretty hard.
5. We do find Dungeon Keepers, so technically yes.
6. Both.
7. WWII

Metal Gear Rex
October 2nd, 2009, 04:15
Woops, I forgot to ask a question.

1. Which land is gives out free barbarians and is closest to Wishvale?
2. What's the fastest way to kill a Horned Reaper
3. Where can I buy Samurais?
4. What do Dungeon Keepers do?
5. Are Fairies real or just myths?
6. Where is the secret club of wizards?
7. How do I join this club?
8. I heard of a secret lava river in Wishvale... where is it?

Yes, I know it may be off to ask this but as you can see I am a worthy knight trying to build an army.

dk2player
October 2nd, 2009, 04:31
Mine
show him a picture of his worse nightmare, no mistress D8
Samerais R Us
kill, slap, and attract mistresses :mistress:
That depends, are you willing to blow up your mind?
right next to the secret club of the monks
eat a warlock whole
under your greenest creature

I've asked a bunch of questions so far, can someone ask some more instead.

Metal Gear Rex
October 2nd, 2009, 04:56
1. How many male mistresses does it take to create "Horny"?
2. How many flies does it take to kill a spider?
3. What happened to the monk's hair?
4. How does the Dragon not starve when he doesn't know how to bite?
5. What happens during the Tentacle torture? Seriously...
6. Do you think the Tentacle was created shortly after the Dark Mistress?
7. How many Bob Witches have you've obtained thus far?
8. What date should I put in my time machine so I can play WFTO and watch ea burn in flames?
9. When will Mario get laid by Peach?
10. Does Patrick have a brain?

Searingflame2
October 2nd, 2009, 11:37
-1, and he's rather happy to look at himself.
-0, i kill the spiders for them
-Well you see, they shave their head so it can't get intestines in it.
-Quite obviously, really, it photosynthesizes!
-Looks to me like the torturer massages its spike... or genitalike.
-Are you kidding? Tentacles were made way before Mistriss.
-Plenty, filthy trannies that they are.
-For the former, when hells fires burns more intensely, for the latter, when the fires go cold and it freezes over.
-Lol. Reminds me of this BRILLIANT clip. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1756138
-Patrick WHO?!

My question
Why is it that all the best game series get pwnt by companies that produce mindless conformist crap?!

Metal Gear Rex
October 2nd, 2009, 12:26
Lol, that video is making me laugh my ass off. Still watching it.

To answer to your question, it is because ea is an asshole who loves pissing us off.

Searingflame2
October 3rd, 2009, 04:59
Ok guys, i'll ask an old question again:

1. Who is the leetest god out of all ancient civilization's pantheon's? I've made it easy and i've got a hint in my avatar.

2. Why the hell don't we conquer the Earth before we try and land on Mars?

Metal Gear Rex
October 3rd, 2009, 05:11
1. That guy.
2. So we can destroy two at a time. It's a two for one deal.

Searingflame2
October 3rd, 2009, 05:17
That guy? Be more specific!
And i lolled at your second remark.

And heres another question (and i'm sorry to be asking it)

1. Where is Hamster-Damned?! I miss Kwan-kwee-kwos (i loved pronouncing it like that, however inaccurate it was).

dk2player
October 3rd, 2009, 05:20
A bile demon ate him.

Can I burn your soul

What is the most useless creature in the dk series

What is the most useless room in the dk series

What is the most useless trap/door in the dk series

What do the chickens eat when there is no sun for plant food?

What can't be used as a weapon

What is the fastest way to do the fastest thing the world

Which is better: :horny: or :avatar:

Metal Gear Rex
October 3rd, 2009, 05:49
That guy? Be more specific!
And i lolled at your second remark.

And heres another question (and i'm sorry to be asking it)

1. Where is Hamster-Damned?! I miss Kwan-kwee-kwos (i loved pronouncing it like that, however inaccurate it was).

That guy...
<-------------

One of the few times I actually get something funny... good job!

Kanquios. And considering how SHE disappeared suddenly, I'm pretty sure she won't be coming back for a very long time. By the way, what did happen to Kanquios, I stopped reading Crystalbarrow after my last post there, and I don't remember much.

Metal Gear Rex
October 3rd, 2009, 05:52
A bile demon ate him.

Can I burn your soul

What is the most useless creature in the dk series

What is the most useless room in the dk series

What is the most useless trap/door in the dk series

What do the chickens eat when there is no sun for plant food?

What can't be used as a weapon

What is the fastest way to do the fastest thing the world

Which is better: :horny: or :avatar:


I'll think about it.

You.

The Hero Gate. Nobody likes those!

Alarm.

Torch light.

Universal Energy.

Eating peppers.

Horny is more badass but gets owned by the Avatar in combat.

dk2player
October 4th, 2009, 01:27
ok, i have only one question, but its the bes so far:

What is the most violent not dk related thing you can think of?

Metal Gear Rex
October 4th, 2009, 04:34
I found a baby kitten, raised it, and now it is pregnet. It will give both in a month or less. Then, when I move out, I will take her and her kittens (My other brothers aren't fit to raising them further (Oldest brother is alergic and middler older brother is too selfish and insensative to)) and start a new tradition of not just liking cats but owning them as well. A large family of cats beginning with one tiny kitten abandoned because she was a runt.

dk2player
October 4th, 2009, 23:50
Here's a question for you:

If your straded in a desert with horny, and you ate all the food, who lives?

Metal Gear Rex
October 4th, 2009, 23:54
Neither.

Who-horny
October 5th, 2009, 00:01
What do I do if there's no question!?

Which of the Rp characters would you pick to replace Ross on Friends?

Dark_Omega MK2
October 5th, 2009, 12:40
What do I do if there's no question!?

Which of the Rp characters would you pick to replace Ross on Friends?

1.- You just sit down and DIE!!! D8<
2.- No one!!!

What happens when you combine the power of horny, king reginald and a goblin?

Metal Gear Rex
October 5th, 2009, 12:44
1.- You just sit down and DIE!!! D8<
2.- No one!!!

What happens when you combine the power of horny, king reginald and a goblin?

There's no question...

*Sits down...*

Dark_Omega MK2
October 5th, 2009, 12:51
There's no question...

*Sits down...*

your answer caused an error in the matrix because there is no answer D8

Metal Gear Rex
October 5th, 2009, 13:11
your answer caused an error in the matrix because there is no answer D8

I quoted that for a reason.

dk2player
October 5th, 2009, 16:53
Here's a question for you:

What will you do if you see a mad horned reaper on one end of a tunnel and a dk1 bolder trap on the other side?

Metal Gear Rex
October 5th, 2009, 17:40
Roll into a corner and hope the boulder doesn't get me.

Q. What would you do if you see two Horned Reapers coming at you, but the only way out is a lava field that is 900 tiles before you see land?

dk2player
October 5th, 2009, 17:44
Jump into the lava. Much less painful.

got a couple for ya

1.) If you saw horny die, what would you do?

2.) Which vampire is better: dk1's, or dk2's

Metal Gear Rex
October 5th, 2009, 17:53
1. Summon up another

2. Depends on how you look at it. DK1 Vampire was a ranged creature with train and lasted a very long time due to the fact that he also had heal and could resurrect himself. He also kept the spells when he resurrected. He was very good at distracting enemy units while you prepare, a good survival unit.

DK2 Vampire was a bit buggy. He did heavy damage, but could get killed easily (DK2 had a lack of support units) and lost spells when he died and resurrected. He couldn't walk on water. Here's the buggy part. You could spam them like skeletons. They both don't count as creatures, so you can easily spam them. And it takes only five bodies. Easy. I did it alot when I was younger.

So, all in all, I go with the DK1 vampire.

Q.1-Were guards really worth Barbarians?

Q.2-Why would ea do such a thing?

dk2player
October 5th, 2009, 18:01
1.) no, but I guess guards were easier to make.

2.) Because they are EA.

Where will I find the nearest bomb?

Metal Gear Rex
October 5th, 2009, 18:06
Somewhere up ea's ass, but it'll be a scavanger hunt, who no what kind of crap comes from there.

Q. How much will it cost me if I want to get 3 imps to work for me for a lifetime?

dk2player
October 5th, 2009, 18:39
0 gold, 16000 slaps, and 9000 heal casts

Metal Gear Rex
October 5th, 2009, 18:41
Lol

Q. Who was the creater of "Lol"?

dk2player
October 5th, 2009, 18:52
the brb guy

1.) Which is better in dk2, warlocks and wizards, or dark elves and elvan archers?

2.) What would you do if you saw zacariah fighting horny?

Metal Gear Rex
October 5th, 2009, 18:59
Warlocks/Wizards cause warlocks got heal.

Laugh at Zacheriah for getting his ass kicked.

Q.1-Who would win, Knud the Mad or a regular Goblin?

Q.2-Who would win, Bzzt, a regular Firefly, or a regular Fly?

dk2player
October 5th, 2009, 19:16
horny

Horny x 2

dk2player
October 7th, 2009, 04:32
I got some good qustions for you:

What is your creatures favorite gameshow?

Why do creatures get pay when all they do is steal your money in trainning and gambeling, and sleeping.

What would harry potter and dk2 combined be like?

Metal Gear Rex
October 7th, 2009, 07:25
1. Don't watch those
2. DK2 messed that up with the casino, too non-serious. Training money is for use of equipment. Sleep?
3. DON'T EVEN GO THERE!!

dk2player
October 8th, 2009, 02:10
more :D :D :D

1.) What should we title the movie staring horny and a random dark angel

2.) How do the creatures avoid getting sick when they are eating whole uncooked chickens, a closed off area, and all the flame smoke.

3.) Where does the magic come from?

Metal Gear Rex
October 8th, 2009, 02:48
more :D :D :D

1.) What should we title the movie staring horny and a random dark angel

2.) How do the creatures avoid getting sick when they are eating whole uncooked chickens, a closed off area, and all the flame smoke.

3.) Where does the magic come from?

1. How to Kick a Dark Angel's Ass (Beginner's Level)
2. Who says they aren't sick? Why do you think Disease was removed from DK2? It was no longer needed.
3. I invented it long ago.

Metal Gear Rex
October 8th, 2009, 05:38
Here's a question.

1. Who says, "Greetings Lord Titus. It is time to meet your maker! And I'm the one who will surely get you."

dk2player
October 8th, 2009, 16:02
You

dk2player
October 8th, 2009, 23:22
you do, in your signitar :D

Metal Gear Rex
October 8th, 2009, 23:57
Listen to the speech file of level 14. You'll hear it. That's where I got it from. It is pretty good, they should have used in the actual game. It was one of those that got ignored like the casino in level 3.

dk2player
October 9th, 2009, 01:36
there was going to be a casinio in level 3. That would have made no sence, seeing as how there would have been no rouges.

Here's some questions I would like to see answer:

1.) Who would win in battle: The lord of the land in dk2, or the wizard of dk1

2.) what spell works better: Inferno, or Destroy walls

3.) If you have 2 apples, and gave one to an imp, what does your goblin do?

4.) how often do you need to clean out an horned reaper's lair

5.) What sports do the creatures play?

6.) What would happen if I changed all the lava into orange soda?

7.) How much is a keeper's pay?

8.) What creature is best to slap, if you ignore the unhappy and angry emotions

9.) <insert bile demon joke here>

10.) <insert fly joke here>

Metal Gear Rex
October 9th, 2009, 01:55
there was going to be a casinio in level 3. That would have made no sence, seeing as how there would have been no rouges.

Here's some questions I would like to see answer:

1.) Who would win in battle: The lord of the land in dk2, or the wizard of dk1

2.) what spell works better: Inferno, or Destroy walls

3.) If you have 2 apples, and gave one to an imp, what does your goblin do?

4.) how often do you need to clean out an horned reaper's lair

5.) What sports do the creatures play?

6.) What would happen if I changed all the lava into orange soda?

7.) How much is a keeper's pay?

8.) What creature is best to slap, if you ignore the unhappy and angry emotions

9.) <insert bile demon joke here>

10.) <insert fly joke here>

1. Wizard cause they rulez.

2. I find Inferno right next to useless. To little damage. Besides, who's going to fry when you can't even break down the enemy walls?

3. Kick the imp in the balls and runs off with the apple before I give the other to him.

4. Once every 3 weeks, if you're not dead, anyways.

5. Bowling, Golf, and Basket Ball.

6. You'd get killed by Demon Spawns, Salamanders, Dragons, and Hell Hounds.

7. Whatever he pays to his creatures...

8. Mistress/Horny/Bile Demon

9. Denied

10. Denied

Kromeh
October 9th, 2009, 02:40
We could just adapt a fat joke to bile demons you know...

dk2player
October 9th, 2009, 05:12
ok, here's a good one for you

1.) what "god" do the creatures worship

2.) if the good can enter the underworld, how do they leave.

3.) What's better: the wizard of dk2, or the bolder trap of dk1?

4.) What is better: beetle or goblin

5.) What is eating your hand?

Metal Gear Rex
October 9th, 2009, 06:09
ok, here's a good one for you

1.) what "god" do the creatures worship

2.) if the good can enter the underworld, how do they leave.

3.) What's better: the wizard of dk2, or the bolder trap of dk1?

4.) What is better: beetle or goblin

5.) What is eating your hand?

1. Me
2. They never thought of that, most of the time they get slautered before they leave.
3. The boulder trap was more rigged, but the boulder trap of dk2 was crap... boulder trap. Wizards and warlocks suck in DK2 because of the long wait time of the animation. :P
4. Beetle :beetle: "Nuclear" Roach! But seriously, beetles get freeze at level 7. Goblins got naught.
5. Apparently an imp.

Kromeh
October 9th, 2009, 22:24
Post Rendered Invalid.

Metal Gear Rex
October 10th, 2009, 03:18
I don't think you're supposed to answer questions already answered.

Here are my questions. 2 cause I feel like it.

1. Which text number ID is the one for the warlock that is UNUSED? Find all three.

2. What is the glitch in level 18 when you go to the corner of the realm and find the special along with the one with the portal in that order before you use the one in the corner.

Metal Gear Rex
October 15th, 2009, 18:45
Alright, new questions. Or question.

1. Frosty's Castle, Frosty's Realm, and Frosty's Lair allowed you to have a Hero Portal... but who the hell is Frosty?

dk2player
October 15th, 2009, 23:40
The hero's commander.

Heres some cause I haven't posted in a while.

1.) If you can read this, lift you 3rd leg.

2.) Why is the spider, beetle, gobline, and fly put in the game if so many people hate it.

3.) If bullfrog was still around, what do you think their Icon be?

4.) What is the biggest picture of a horned reaper?

5.) In the campaign it said that a fly can shoot deadly acid at it's enemies. Can it?

6.) If dragons have no hands, how do they get up after being knocked down?

7.) :horny: 10 vs :avatar: 9 and :orc: 5 Who wins?

8.) Dark Angel 10 vs :horny: 9 Who wins?

9.) Is spaming really bad?

10.) What is the funniest, cleanest mistress joke you can think of.

Metal Gear Rex
October 16th, 2009, 00:57
The hero's commander.

Heres some cause I haven't posted in a while.

1.) If you can read this, lift you 3rd leg.

2.) Why is the spider, beetle, gobline, and fly put in the game if so many people hate it.

3.) If bullfrog was still around, what do you think their Icon be?

4.) What is the biggest picture of a horned reaper?

5.) In the campaign it said that a fly can shoot deadly acid at it's enemies. Can it?

6.) If dragons have no hands, how do they get up after being knocked down?

7.) :horny: 10 vs :avatar: 9 and :orc: 5 Who wins?

8.) Dark Angel 10 vs :horny: 9 Who wins?

9.) Is spaming really bad?

10.) What is the funniest, cleanest mistress joke you can think of.

1. I don't wanna
2. Spiders are cool, they have freeze. Beetles are cute little creatures. Goblins are just quick fighters. Flies are absolutely essential in some levels, and useless in others. They are early explores and fast too. I think you've been in the casino for too long...
3. A Bullfrog
4. The life sized one behind you. He's in his killing pose.
5. The text is really messy.
6. They never wore knocked down, plus they have wings, a good set of feet, and a snake-like figure.
7. Me.
8. Horny.
9. It makes it harder to find the info you really want, so its fun until it affects you... like how the world works.
10. The Mistress is a shared species.

Evi
October 17th, 2009, 17:25
Heres a question...

What if these things
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3171/2357432411_6f956b363c.jpg

Were in Dungeon Keeper? o_o

Kromeh
October 17th, 2009, 17:41
It would be Alien vs Predator Keeper.

Metal Gear Rex
October 17th, 2009, 18:12
No, it would be dinner for Horny.

dk2player
October 17th, 2009, 18:20
i think if they where in dk, we would be an underground sci fi game

psycopath
October 26th, 2009, 20:57
It meanz epicz fightz.

1. How well do you think Horny could play DK2?
2. What will happen if horny dies?
3. What happens if you sacrifice horny?

dk2player
October 27th, 2009, 01:41
1.) his comput would not exsit anymore

2.) Horny will not die, untill ea says he can. when that happens, he will just end up in is favorite place: hell

3.) the dark gods will be both pleased and angry.

1.) what is horny afriad of

2.) Which head of a hound is in charge?

3.) can I eat this chicken. its covered in chocolate

4.) is there any plants underground?

5.) what is the tentical made of anyway?

6.) Why are vampires afraid of water

7.) Name 3 reasons why the spider is useless

8.) Whats better: a mistress in pain, or a bile demon giving the pain

A New Room
January 14th, 2010, 00:12
1.) Pillows fights.

2.) The left one.

3.) No! No one may eat until I have eaten.

4.) Yes, chickens...

5.) Bits of goldfish.

6.) Not really fear more a general dislike of any liquid that is not blood.

7.) They are very stupid, have bad teeth and don't chew with their mouths closed.

8.) a bile demon giving the pain = better damage.

Right my turn:


How good is a Horned Reaper's eye sight?

Has there ever been any great fly detectives?

How much water can you drink before you die?

Evi
January 14th, 2010, 00:50
the spider is useless

Heretic! :mad:




How good is a Horned Reaper's eye sight?

Has there ever been any great fly detectives?

How much water can you drink before you die?


1. Good enough to lock onto a Creature and hunt it down.

2. Sadly, no. They all been eaten for going into the Spider's lair to ask for clues.

3. Alot.

===============================

Why does the Thief turn into a Knight?
Did the Beetles turn into Cockroaches?

natchoguy
January 14th, 2010, 03:06
1. *pff* why not?
2. remade version of princess and the frog: the beetle and the cockroach

__________________________________________________ __________-

1. where are dark angels from
2.did horny ever have a bath
3.who is better: level 1 Chuck Norris or level 100 Horny

dk2player
January 14th, 2010, 03:54
1.) um... I think we all know that answer... they came from me being so awesome

2.) yes, when he followed an imp into the water, and chased it around.

3.) level 1 me :D


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1.) Can you eat a yellow egg?

2.) why is the :demon: so young, when the :dragon: is supolsed to be old and wise.

3.) When does the :bile: stop eating?

4.) What is the :bile: lair liquid made of anyway?

5.) You can't eat my leg today, srry.

6.) Who can spell better that I can

7.) *insert a random question to answer*

8.) Why am I still listing questions?

9.) Which is better : :fart: or :flame_breath: on a :fart:

Metal Gear Rex
January 14th, 2010, 04:52
1.) Can you eat a yellow egg?
You have 6 game turns...

2.) why is the :demon: so young, when the :dragon: is supolsed to be old and wise.
Because the :dragon: stole a brain from the :warlock:

3.) When does the :bile: stop eating?
When he has a :heal: :melee:

4.) What is the :bile: lair liquid made of anyway?
Trillions of Super Organic Cells

5.) You can't eat my leg today, srry.
Too bad. *Munch*

6.) Who can spell better that I can
I am as well as everybody above the age of 4.

7.) *insert a random question to answer*
*Insert a random killing as an answer*

8.) Why am I still listing questions?
Because I command you to.

9.) Which is better : :fart: or :flame_breath: on a :fart:
:flame_breath: on a :fart: because you get to :Pee: to take it out.

(Please do not use quotes as it is harder to quote and answer)

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1. Why is there an edit button?

2. Where does Horny take a vacation.

3. What came first? The Hatchery or the Land?

4. If a :meteor: comes at an :imp:, who wins?

dk2player
January 14th, 2010, 14:27
1. Why is there an edit button?

because, if there wasn't, do you know how many douple, triple, and quadrupol posts there would be.


2. Where does Horny take a vacation.

In the soul depths of your mind. or hell, which ever feels eviler


3. What came first? The Hatchery or the Land?

Well, most certenly wasn't the Hathcery of the Land.


4. If a :meteor: comes at an :imp: , who wins?

The :me:

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1.) Where's my icon from the previous statement

2.) Why can't I eat all your cheese.

3.) What is the first sign of warning of a horned reaper's lair?

4.) can you answer this question.

5.) Chocolate VS :avatar: :bile: :bile: :horny: who doesn't win.

6.) What is a creatures favorite non-chicken based food?

7.) I've never been to hell, is it nice?

8.) Which to do run away from: A bolder trap, or a mad Horned reaper

9.) Can I go home now.

A New Room
January 19th, 2010, 16:36
There is not previous statement, only Zuul...

Because it le finest Camembert!

Pain... and fear... but mostly pain :/

Depends can you ask it in the form of a question?

Everyone except for the first :bile: who gets to the chocolate...

Gravel, seriously if chickens ain't good enough for ya, you are going to get a slap.

My brother has been to Hell, he said it was rather cold. I think you will have to ask one of the Norwegian people on the forum, I think they could give you a better weather reading me.

Assuming the Reaper is behind the bolder trap I would say the bolder trap, because that bolder will kill him on the rebound :P

Only when the student has become the master, can he leave.



Where did you come from?

Where did you go?

How far is too far?

psycopath
January 29th, 2010, 20:44
*Revives teh topic*
Where did you come from?
Me? Right over there. *Points to far distant land*
Where did you go?
Me? ummmmm...... I forgot.
How far is too far?
Depends what creature you are... Eg a bile demon. too far for them is from the portal to the next claimed square.

1) If Horny beat a goblin, and a fly mutated into a orc, how many heroes would die in the next 3.123456789 seconds and why do dark angels have wings and not use them?
2) Can you help me kill this keeper? please? please? please????????? PLEASE COULD YOU HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Insert swearing until someone helps me*
3) Do aliens exist?
4) Who are you?

dk2player
January 29th, 2010, 22:58
1) If Horny beat a goblin, and a fly mutated into a orc, how many heroes would die in the next 3.123456789 seconds and why do dark angels have wings and not use them?

A.) 110. B.) Becuase they would be hitting their heads on the ceiling all the time. they aren't as coordinated as fairies

2) Can you help me kill this keeper? please? please? please????????? PLEASE COULD YOU HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Insert swearing until someone helps me*

Only if that keeper is not me

3) Do aliens exist?

No, but monsters do.

4) Who are you?

The awesomest guy you will ever meet.

1.) Granite. Cement. Oak. Steel. Which of these can't a :bile: eat?

2.) Who is the strongest :horny: ever.

3.) Who's the fastest :bile: ever.

4.) Does Keeper Klan have a High School.

5.) Running away is always the answer, right?

6.) Workshop vs library. Which is better

7.) Have you seen a :horny: smilie?

8.) How much time in the casino is too much time?

9.) How many smilies can you fit in this answer: What is the best spell used by the best creature.

10.) insert > < = for ?: :bile: ? :demon: ? :speed_monster:

psycopath
January 30th, 2010, 18:16
A1. None. The Biley has the toughest stomach.
A2. That one. *Points to Horned Reaper #1234567890
A3. No such thing. Bileys are all the same speed. And that speed is 0.00000000000000000000000001 m/s
A4. You tell me. I dunno.
A5. Unless that means running into a billion traps.
A6. Both. :p
A7. Once. And that is when he killed teh avatar. (the second one)
A8. All your life?
A9. Estimated answer: 20.5 Real answer: I don't have it. TEEEELLLLLLL MMMMMEEEEEE!!!!!
A10. > for all of them.

Q1. Which is better? 1.0, 1.3 1.50 1.51 1.60 1.70 1.73 or 1.8?
Q2. So I heard you liek mudkips?
Q3. Why can't the AI be improved in DK2 NOWWWW!!!!!!
Q4. True or False. I've run out of facts.
Q5. True or False. Lemurs are awesome.
Q6. True or False. I farted. It bloody stinks.
Q7. True or False. I've run out of questions.

A New Room
January 31st, 2010, 00:17
Q1. Which is better? 1.0, 1.3 1.50 1.51 1.60 1.70 1.73 or 1.8?

It is not the version it is the player...

Q2. So I heard you liek mudkips?

You can't believe everything you hear.

Q3. Why can't the AI be improved in DK2 NOWWWW!!!!!!

Because, Timmy if it did, girls wouldn't be so interesting right now would they?

Q4. True or False. I've run out of facts.

True...

Q5. True or False. Lemurs are awesome.

False, I feel like that might be a largely bias opinion

Q6. True or False. I farted. It bloody stinks.

No comment...

Q7. True or False. I've run out of questions.

Dare...







Can you follow the dotted line?
.................................................. ..........''''''''''.......'.''.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'. '.'.'.'.'

Ccccannn yyyyouu rrrrreadddd iiitttt wwwwhennnn Iiii wwwwwriteeee lllllikeeee ttttthissssss?

Angry Reaper
February 6th, 2010, 10:15
1.Can you follow the dotted line?
.................................................. ..........''''''''''.......'.''.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'. '.'.'.'.'
Yes it not that hard

2.Ccccannn yyyyouu rrrrreadddd iiitttt wwwwhennnn Iiii wwwwwriteeee lllllikeeee ttttthissssss?
same as above though this is more anoying.

Metal Gear Rex
March 2nd, 2010, 07:40
1. What is cheese if it comes from a Hell Hound?

2. Is it true that Bile Demons are the natural enemy of cows?

psycopath
March 6th, 2010, 10:52
1. What is cheese if it comes from a Hell Hound?
Hell cheese? You're guess is as good as mine....

2. Is it true that Bile Demons are the natural enemy of cows?
Uhh......no. Don't be ridiculous.

Q1. Can I eat you?

Q2. LOOK!!!!! HEROES!!!!!!! *kills the dungeon heart an steals gold*

Q3. Are Meerkats awesome?

Q4. I am running out of questions.

Q5. Why are Warlocks so annoying?

Q6. *Error* *Run out of questions*

Metal Gear Rex
March 6th, 2010, 11:07
Q1. Can I eat you?
I don't know, can you?

Q2. LOOK!!!!! HEROES!!!!!!! *kills the dungeon heart an steals gold*
LOOK!!!!! CREATURES!!!!!!! *kills the lord of the land an steals gold*

Q3. Are Meerkats awesome?
Depends on what kind of eyes they have.

Q4. I am running out of questions.
I am running out of answers.

Q5. Why are Warlocks so annoying?
Because they were never loved.

Q6. *Error* *Run out of questions*
*Error* *Run out of answers*

Sire
March 9th, 2010, 00:16
ERROR! There are no questions to answer.

Why do people say the cake is a lie?

What is the meaning of pie?

How bored am I?

Why is it that creatures are waiting in Northland?

Do we enjoy eating Chickens all the time?

A New Room
March 10th, 2010, 10:01
Why do people say the cake is a lie?
To trick you into not adopting the party extraction position.

What is the meaning of pie?
Pie means many things to different cultures...

How bored am I?
You have a family of lice who call you the creator...

Why is it that creatures are waiting in Northland?
To learn how to wait in a cue.

Do we enjoy eating Chickens all the time?
I don't...





How far could I travel with a bus ticket to Hell?

Who ate the cookies from the cookie jar?

Was it you?

Then who?

Sire
March 16th, 2010, 00:46
How far could I travel with a bus ticket to Hell?
Don't know, ask someone else, or consult the book Hell, the Final Stop by Horny and Keepers everywhere.

Who ate the cookies from the cookie jar?
Wasn't me! I swear!

Was it you?
Says who?

Then who?
But you?

1: Xbox360, PSP, PS3?

2: Did YOU steal the cookies?

3: Why did you post here?

4: Boredom rules the world?...

5: Just Cause.

A New Room
March 16th, 2010, 20:09
1: Xbox360, PSP, PS3?
none of the above.

2: Did YOU steal the cookies?
No, but I know who did...

3: Why did you post here?
I need to lay low for a awhile.

4: Boredom rules the world?...
I can't hear you with my headphones on, try speaking more louder.

5: Just Cause.
Salt is good for things like that.
_______________


Have you the time?

Will I fail?

Are you using a Magic 8 ball to answer these questions?

Who put you up to this?

Was it John?

No is the answer to which of the above questions?

dk2player
March 16th, 2010, 21:02
1.) yeah, its 12:00 am (somewhere)

2.) No, you don't fail, you epiclly fail (which is failing, but with style)

3.) nope, I upgrated to magic 10 ball....

4.) Him *points to you*

5.) John: NO!! WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK IT WAS ME?!?!!?!?!!?!!?

6.) 2,5, and 6


only one question: How many answers does this question have?

Sire
March 20th, 2010, 03:40
How many answers does this question have?

Depends on who you talk to. A man may say one, a woman says five. An overused figure may find there is infinite answers to the question, but yet answers the infinite.

1: Why do I want to get my PCPD (Post Count Per Day) to 3?

2: Why are the RPs slow?

3: I'm getting sleepy... Where's me drink?

4: And if, or what?

dk2player
March 20th, 2010, 16:31
1.) it is the curse of spamming that this forum has placed in you

2.) Because it takes a lifetime to actually come up with a story... and interact with everyone... and to color it... and other stuff to elaborate to get into

3.) Over there... right next to :horny:

4.) I'd go with if, it's shorter...


I need to know right now, do we have Donuts

Metal Gear Rex
April 3rd, 2010, 00:54
Question: I need to know right now, do we have Donuts
Answer: Yes but they're in hibernation.

Questions-
Where is the people?
Why is I alone?
Why no one help me bring activity?
Why activity gone?

A New Room
April 6th, 2010, 21:37
Where is the people?
You drove them away...

Why is I alone?
becuase it is a word and a letter.

Why no one help me bring activity?
To help you is like helping an enemy!

Why activity gone?
It is back!

_________

Why do I fail to write good questions and answers?