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dk2player
August 30th, 2009, 01:24
one of my favavorite games, and most likely be one of the last games I will bring back.

Rules (again):

Your job is to just make up a random story or poem about the creautre the previous person has posted. That simple.

E.G.:


1st- Haggis the orc

2nd- Haggis is the best orc ever, untill one day, he saw the bueaty of a passing mistress. Struck by her bueaty, he aloud her to do horrible and unwanted things to him, untill he dies from a heat devise.

Gervase the Rouge.

3rd- Gervase was his name
Stealling gold was his game.
He stole so much gold, that he couldn't breath.
Till one day, when a giant chased him off, and made him drop all the gold into the heart.
The got beaten to the piont passed when it hurt.
And he has never stolen anything ever again.
Because he saw there was nothing to gain.
Now he donates his money to charity.
In hopes that it will cure him.
But it never did.
And now he still walks with 2 broken legs and 2 black eyes

Flut the Giant

and so on.

I believe we left off with

King Reginald the King.

Searingflame2
August 30th, 2009, 03:40
King Reignald the King spent his days in copious luxury. He spent nigh every hour of every day on his throne.

He didn't consider the fact that Horny would one day want to invade the Overworld, and when he DID, Reignald was completely unprepared. He, along with every last one of his comrades, was slaughtered. GOODIE!

Shick the Goblin

dk2player
August 30th, 2009, 04:08
Shick was the worst clutz ever. If given a chance, he would drop everything. One day he dropped some glass on a reaper, and was never seen again

Tuv the Monk

Searingflame2
August 31st, 2009, 08:03
One day, when the land was peaceful, Tov decided that it was safe to make the mark of complete faith in god - he took a vow of silence.

He was silent for days, weeks, months and years. And he was due for several more when unrest became rife within the kingdom.
As all magic is voice activated, Tov completely forgot all of his magic - all but one word. The word of power.

Then there came a day when a keeper named Deceit invaded Tov's lands. His friends slaughtered and his wife pillaged (:p), it was understandable that Tov was angry.

But he became so angry that he spoke that one word. That word of power. Everything in the city, living, dead, inanimate and moving, was turned to dust.
God is not a forgiving chap, unfortunately, and he saw Tov's speaking as an act of defiance and a show of no faith - he had taken a vow, after all. So god, in his infinite kindness, smote Tov.

Kakakakaka the Orc

dk2player
August 31st, 2009, 14:40
kakakakaka the :orc: was one curious fellow. One day, he decided to go exploring beyond his post, and found a magical library full of the keepers spells.

Now, he was also a greedy little fellow, so it was natural that he tried to steal the spells, and learn them himself.

"Someone is stealing your books" announced the mentor. The Keeper got very angry, and rather than throwing the Orc with a wierd name away, he tortured hem to death, then tortued his ghost forever.

Fred the Long nose Bile Demon

Who-horny
September 10th, 2009, 14:44
Fred the long nose Bile Demon was cursed with the constant awareness of his own smell, in an attempt to smother the smell he purchased so much body deodorant that the 30 warlocks specializing in the product all retired before the ripe age of 300.

He also wished that he got credit for the death of King Reginald; sure horny cut of the guy's head, but Fred was the one that bashed it in 2 days before hand. But Fred is far too busy taking showers to kick up a fuss.

Bruce, the vampire athlete.

dk2player
September 11th, 2009, 11:50
Bruce was the best Vampire that could run, untill one day he got so sick that he threw up on everybody and was banned from the Underworld Olymics forever. And scince Vampires live for a long time, that was torture.

Jeg the Good Mistress

Dark_Omega MK2
September 11th, 2009, 18:05
Bruce was the best Vampire that could run, untill one day he got so sick that he threw up on everybody and was banned from the Underworld Olymics forever. And scince Vampires live for a long time, that was torture.

Jeg the Good Mistress

Jeg got her nickname "The Good Mistress" after accidentanly torturing a victim with cotton candy. "I swear i thought it was a mace!!! DD8" she said, but then again no one believed her, she left the dungeon and joined the goodly heroes, she became a nurse, it was cool. She got married with a giant and got many masoquist babies 8DD.

Valentine, the psychotic Rogue

Who-horny
September 11th, 2009, 20:37
Valentine used to be a productive Rogue, raping, rapping and pillaging, as was the fashion at the time, but on one faithful night he was driven insane!

He was innocently killing women and children when he saw the goblin, that was dropping all sorts of things, he followed the goblin, picking up anything valuable that fell on to the floor all the way to the race track the goblin had a wager on.

Valentine got bored of picking up broken pieces of glass and moves in through to stands to the goblin to slit his neck, when suddenly vampire vomit sprayed all over the stand, he was soaked through and through. The event was quite disturbing, and the rogue was never quite right again.

Angel, the dark angel.

dk2player
September 11th, 2009, 20:45
Angel was the strongest creature on keeper Getts side. One day he found himself fighting a stone knight, and barely won.

When his keeper wanted to attack the other keeper, he was the only one who died, due to the fact that he got sick that day. That's karma for ya.

Ug the Giant.

Dark_Omega MK2
September 11th, 2009, 21:21
Angel was the strongest creature on keeper Getts side. One day he found himself fighting a stone knight, and barely won.

When his keeper wanted to attack the other keeper, he was the only one who died, due to the fact that he got sick that day. That's karma for ya.

Ug the Giant.

Ug the giant is a nice guy, he lives peacefully and nice in a dungeon, he likes to drink and gamble at the casino, has lost already 100,000 thousand golds but hey... maybe he will win the jackpot someday... if only he knew that was a rigged casino... oh silly silly giant...

Alice, the skeleton girl

dk2player
September 11th, 2009, 21:44
Alice was once a fairy. Beautiful and Nice. Now she has turned into a manic like skeleton, uglier than horny after a battle. No matter how she tried, she could never turn back into a beautiful fairy she was, and then took her vengence on the keeper, but scaring him into throwing her away.

Pour girl, she never once asked a warlock or wizard for help. Pity

"Jacknife" Jonny the Rouge

Dark_Omega MK2
September 11th, 2009, 22:16
jacknife likes knifes... oohhh boy... he REALLY likes knifes... some legeds say that he married a KNIFE... some other say that Jacknife counted to infinity... TWICE!!!

Another nice facts about jacknife:

-Jacknife knifes have the secret of life in his knifes... that why we will never know it
-Under Jacknifes beard... there another knife...
-Jacknife CAN bring a knife in a gunfight... AND win...
-Jacknife can win at the combat pit... WITHOUT even fight there...

Jacknife and his wife (Misses Knife) live happy and have 3 little dagger babies...

TEH EDN

Lucius "Pyromantis", the warlock

Madkill
September 11th, 2009, 22:31
Lucius "Pyromantis", the warlock was one of the most athletic warlocks the underworld ever did see and he took pride in what he did until one day, one mistress got it into his head that he could take on the strength of a vampire.
When he challenged a vampire to an arm wrestle they both made a bet, if the warlock won then the vampire would be obliged to teach the warlock about the mythical vampire magics, but if the vampire won then the warlock would have to offer his neck.

Unfortunately Lucius was a bit drunk and accepted this challenge; although the mistress tried to dissuade the warlock at the last minute it was soon too late.
Lucius lost the arm wrestle and therefore offered his neck, unaware of what was obviously going to happen.

He is now known as Lucius 'Neck-Kiss', the vampire.


Feeble the Bile Demon...

dk2player
September 12th, 2009, 13:31
Feeble the Bile Demon was the weakest, slowest, skiniest Bile Demon in the underworld. He was so slow, he could never make it to the hatchery before pay, and by the time he got his pay, he was hungry agian.

Stressed out with his being unhappy, his keeper threw him away, and every keeper Feeble goes to, he would aways get thrown away, untill he died from a battle with a skeleton. Iron, scince he was almost one himself.

Shim the time traveling Warlock

Dark_Omega MK2
September 12th, 2009, 20:15
Shim was a warlock who knew the secret of time (for no appearent reason), he could use it to destroy the world, humanity and become te ruler of the universe comparable to the god Cronos... but instead... he traveles ONLY to get chicken from the hatchery... yes... his dungeon was soo small... and the keeper was soo greedy... that every creature has to fight for chicken...

One day... accidentanly... Shim traveled one hour in the past... and found himsself eating chicken... the paradox was so great that time actually rejected Shim out of existence causing a space continum time paradox that defies law, physic, horny... and every other science or believe know to this day... cats and dogs lived together, pigs ruled the world and so on...

The world was erased from existance along with the rest of the universe and everything was remade...

Bob, the "ladies man" imp

dk2player
September 12th, 2009, 21:04
Bob was smooth with the ladies. He had every Mistress, Fairy, and Maiden in the dungeon. Unfortunatly, he got captured by a Warlock, and taped for a "funny" video for this game called "dungeon Keeper." He was turned into a chicken, and after shooting, fed to a knight. But the game producers never added it in, so you'll never see it.

Avatar the Avatar

Evi
September 12th, 2009, 21:16
Avatar the Avatar is the Avatar of the Avatarish Temple of Avatars.

He was known as the most powerfulest Avatar of all the Avatars in the Avatar land.

He soon heard rumors of evil creatures planning to take over the OverWorld, and headed to the UnderWorld. After seconds of battle against the creatures, the Avatar fell and was turned into a female troll.

Nobody knows where the Avatar is now.

Eliza the 'Kinky' Fairy

dk2player
September 12th, 2009, 21:23
Eliza was always a wiz with magic and objects. If given a chance, she could destroy the keeper in 1 swift move. But she was traped, and taken to the prison, then tortured to the point to where she forgot everything, and the keeper throw her away.

Get the Royal Guard

Dark_Omega MK2
September 12th, 2009, 21:29
Get wasnt able to get what he wanted... he wanted to get a soda... but no... he wanted to get a chicken... but no either... it was a tough luck for him... until he left the heroes and joines a dungeon keeper... he was able to get all his nice things and lived happy ever after...

...

until the dungeon was raided and everyone GET killed of course...

Number-08, the stone knight

Madkill
September 12th, 2009, 22:11
Number-08, the stone knight was always depressed because the '08' were engraved ninety-degrees the wrong way on his chest, the '0' withered away over time and the '8' was later vandalised when he fell inactive for a few years.

Now to this very day he becomes as angry as a horned reaper when his enemies are too busy laughing at the patterned-breasts on his chest instead of trying to defend themselves.


Skeletal, the Thief...

Evi
September 12th, 2009, 22:19
Skeletal the Thief earned his nickname for being the skinniest of all the Heroes, even a Skeleton looked like it had more meat than Skeletal.

Skeletal was one day stealing gold from a Large Treasury, until a Call to Arms rang, and alot of Bile Demons appeared. Skeletal was then eaten alive by the Bile Demons, who enjoyed every crunch.

Lans the One Eye'd Dark Knight

dk2player
September 12th, 2009, 22:19
woops, someone was typing when I was let me change it:

Lans couldn't see much, but what he could see was the beauty of a passing mistress. Unfortnatly, what he couldn't see was a 2 ton bolder coming right at him.

Ret the Prison Rat

Evi
September 12th, 2009, 23:07
Ret the Prison Rat loved to eat Prisoners when they were decaying in the Prison.

Ret was one day plump and happy after a days work of eating a prisoner, until a giant green hand slaps Ret, causing Ret to explode.

Mason the Pyromanical Knight

obliven1993
September 13th, 2009, 00:42
Mason was a Crazy knight who Loved to burn things.
Unfortunatly oen time he burned too much and it went out of ocntrol and he was quickly burnt and eaten by a nearby bile demon.



Alistor the dumb dark knight

Evi
September 13th, 2009, 00:51
Alistor was the dumbest of all the Dark Knights, one day when the Hero Knights started to attack the Dungeon Alistor lived in, Alistor aided the Hero Knights, thinking it was a attack against a Enemy Keeper.

After the dungeon heart was destroyed, Alistor was killed by the remaining Knights.

Rob the Dark Knight Gunslinger

dk2player
September 13th, 2009, 01:00
Rob was Kaleb's brother. He loved to use guns instead of swords, but being in medevil times, he couldn't find any, and killed himself for being crazy.

Fred the brother of Grubb

obliven1993
September 13th, 2009, 01:03
Fred was a Rather large fool and enjoyed settign up his own traps at one point he set up a boulder and was crushed by his own stupidity.



Methras the fairy.

Evi
September 13th, 2009, 01:08
(Ack! Not my Methras the Fairy! I must save her!)
Methras the Fairy was the most shy, and timid Fairy in the World.

Everytime a Hero tries to get her to join a party, she would always blush and fly away.
Everytime a Keeper tries to make her join, she would teleport away.
Even if a kid asks if she can play with them, she'll blush in timidness and fly away.

Nobody knows why she is so timid, but the ones who are her friends, the ones who take it slow, just have to deal with it.

Leon the Stupid Fat Thief

dk2player
September 13th, 2009, 02:00
Leon wasn't the skinnest, or the smartest. But when it came to two theings, killing, and eating, he was the best. Some people sometimes mistake him for a bile demon in diguise.

Then one day, a warlock brought him to his knees, by holding a chicken just out of reach. The warlock said that he would make a million chickens for him, if he can get that one.

He never ate again.

Themobe the too hyper Fly

Jibbits
September 13th, 2009, 04:54
There was once a fly, Themobe be his name. He was a particularly energetic fly and his rancid form flew recklessly. One day he flew into a lightning trap.

Tis' the story of Themobe the fly.


Timos the Dull, the Barbarian

Metal Gear Rex
September 13th, 2009, 09:19
Timos the Barbarian, or rather Timos the Dull, lived a life in Eversmiles.

He guarded the gates of the land, smashing any evil that passed by. Though mostly just bugs, it was the only joy of the job to be recieved. Timos was fulltime guard, unlike his friend, and his job began to affect him. His face grew dull, his smile faded, and his eyes became rather sleepy, thus granting him his name, Timos the Dull.

There was a day when the keeper of the lands decided it were time to move out. He threw out an army of evil towards Timos the Dull and his young friend.

"Looks like this is the end..." Timos the Dull spoke softly, leading his words by a sigh.

His friend shut his eyes and listened to Timos' tone. He opened his eyes and realized they were not siting by the kitchen table for a cup of tea but preparing the final words as the spider pinchers began to bite at his legs.

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Bob the Witch
(I actually had that happen)

dk2player
September 16th, 2009, 22:57
Bob the witch was an odd fellow. She was givin a boy name, and was mocked by it. Until she cahnged her name, and was very happy.

Untill Horny came. Irony.

Freh the Vampire

dk2player
November 10th, 2009, 22:52
(hey, this post is just to bring this game back. look above for the creature ^)

Evi
November 10th, 2009, 22:54
Freh the Vampire farted, which caused him to catch on fire.

Giant the Spider

dk2player
November 10th, 2009, 23:17
Giant The spider has been the smallest spider ever. Durring one battle with a firefly, he got flown away by its wings. legend says he's still flying in the realm of frozenguard.

Grub the Chicken

Metal Gear Rex
November 11th, 2009, 00:11
Grub the chicken had a name worthy of his purpose. One day a Bile Demon picked him up.
"Hi! I'm Grub! Wanna be my frien-ahh!"
Grub got eaten...

Jimmy the Bouncer (Orc)

dk2player
November 11th, 2009, 00:26
Jimmy was a rock star in the orc world. But he sang just a little to loud next to a horned reaper, and can now be found lying next to him in a far away land.

Steven the Knight

psycopath
November 15th, 2009, 21:11
Steven the Knight, lived in the light of the hero underworld, but after a while he saw a scary sight, he saw the Horned Reaper. He fought with all his might, but became unconscious. He woke up in prison, moments away from being eaten by a extra-hungry bile demon. Legend tells us that the cries of him can still be heard from that bile demon.

Dave the Goblin (that has happened to me)

dk2player
November 15th, 2009, 23:19
Dave The Goblin was the clumsies, klutzly-ness, and lazyest goblin ever. Whenever he entered a keeper's realm, the only thing he would do is sleep and gambel. he has rufused to do anything else.

Untill one day, 14 other creatures (6 black knights, 4 mistress, and 4 trolls) started beating on him. after that poin on, he has never stoped trainning. he is even heard to trainn after the keeper has lost all his money.

Sanv'er the demon spawn loving hound

Metal Gear Rex
November 15th, 2009, 23:33
Sanv'er was the Hell Hound who loved Demon Spawns. He was accepted into a dungeon owned by a Demon Spawn loving Dungeon Keeper. He was happy, but the Demon Spawns were not. So he was plucked from his Mistress' side and sent down the Portal.

Horny the Horned Reaper

dk2player
November 16th, 2009, 03:10
Horny was the last horned reaper ever. After a terrible battle between the demons of evil and the heros of good, horny was the last one left. untill oneday when one website said he was stupid, and then he ran into a deep lava lake and burned. unfortunately he didn't die.

Untill the one day when he got hit by a "kill horny" spell, and died.

Ivan the cow-spider :D

Evi
January 16th, 2010, 06:08
Ivan the Cow-Spider was one of the most badass Spiders in the entire world. After saving his Foster Mother Methras, and getting revenge, Ivan now spends his days living with Methras.

Jackie Chan the Imp

Sire
March 3rd, 2010, 03:50
(Shh... I was never here.)

Jackie Chan the Imp was a normal working imp. He worked every day without rest or complain. However, one day all the Keeper's minions mysteriously deserted, and the rest of the imps have been converted back into mana. Jackie Chan the Imp soloed all the hero invading parties, and beat DK I, DD, and DK II, THREE TIMES, on the hardest diffuculty setting using only himself.

Jill the Mistress

Death of Kings
March 5th, 2010, 20:15
Jill The Mistress had long, blood-drenched hair. She tried to capture a hero in a giant mouse trap. Then, as the archer approached, Jill laughed with murderous glee. Then she fell of a cliff, basically.

Boden the orc

A New Room
March 5th, 2010, 20:27
Boden the orc was always slightly askew, for as many remarked he was plum pink in hue. One day he went to get a shoe, and came back with anger at not finding one that wasn't new. So think was his rage that he swallowed this page and gave himself a most terrible graze.

Jonathan Beetle.

Sire
March 7th, 2010, 17:17
Jonathan Beetle was a Beetle of War, honorable in all he has done.
Challenged to a duel, he fought with much fun.
Alas, he fell, to be known no more.
Jonathan Beetle, now dead forevermore.

Hugo the Warlock.

A New Room
November 18th, 2010, 17:21
Polten was unlike other warlocks, not in the way he dressed, or how he hated rereading an important line on account of some noisy fool running around the library, but in the way he couldn't stand - Nye despised- the work of much acclaimed arcane laureate Hugo W. Lock. Why you ask, oh person leaning over my shoulder with so many annoying questions? I know not, but shall regale you with a guess none the less. Hugo's work exuded a rather annoying habit of quoting himself too frequently. An Example of such a quote I shall provide from chapter 6622 of his most popular book B. Grimsby's Magic you Thought You Knew, But Don't Actually Seem too, Since You Are Reading This Book "Oh course I would not use such a large fireball since, as I have said not 15 words ago 'I would not', and I know it better than anyone".

Dorothy the Elf

Metal Gear Rex
November 19th, 2010, 00:09
Dorothy the Dark Elf lived her peaceful life with a little Imp friend and explored many lands... until her Imp friend got fed up and pushed her into a pit of lava where she boiled.
:imp:: Dark Elf flesh taste good when crispy!

Stupid the Dwarf

PumpkinKing
September 29th, 2011, 23:41
Stupid the Dwarf was ironically one of the most intelligent beings in the underworld. One day, after rereading all of the books in the library, stupid decided to play a joke on the Keeper.
Regrettably, the Keeper had a very short temper and had Stupid tortured to death. Stupid's parents were proud he lived up to his name.

Sweety the Horned Reaper

Balanced
October 11th, 2011, 22:21
Sweety the Horned Reaper

Sweety was an abnormal Horned Reaper. That is because she didn't get angry at all, and behaved like a normal creature. Thus the keeper threw her into an fight with the Avatar, because Sweety was the strongest creature the keeper had. And oh boy, Sweety didn't like to fight on her own, especially when she had to face the Avatar herself. She went from angry to berserk to rampage, and slayed the avatar. Then, she was dropped in the temple to calm down. She left the temple and began to slay everything inside the keepers own dungeon. It was a matter of seconds, and the keeper was destroyed...

Ravenius the Ninja