Frozengard Wastelands OOC Thread

[dk2player]

no, i hate it when topics get off topic. Its happend on almost every topic I've made

[Kromeh]

Haha, I didn't post because I'd stay off-topic.

But either way, he put up a good fight.

[Metal Gear Rex]

no, i hate it when topics get off topic. Its happend on almost every topic I've made

It's happened to EVERY topic ever made.

[Kromeh]

It's happened to EVERY topic ever made.

Especially ones my by him though. Either way, Ontopic. Aeger is dieing :(

[Metal Gear Rex]

Roach will help him in a bit. Let me finish my cheeze-itz first.

[Kromeh]

This will be interesting :)

[Metal Gear Rex]

Aeger: *Cough cough* Help! I'm choking!! *cough cough*

Metal Gear Rex: Eats cheeze-itz.

Aeger: *Cough cough* Heeeelp!!! *cough cough*

Metal Gear Rex: Eats cheeze-itz.

Aeger: *Cough cough* I'M CHOKING!!!! HEEEEEELP!!!!! *cough cough*

Metal Gear Rex: All done. Alright, time to save the nameless goblin. :D

Aeger: :mad:

[Kromeh]

Well the thing is he is just passed out now, landing on his throat dislodged it :)

[dk2player]

Maybe Girth should help.

[Metal Gear Rex]

Don't post yet! Crystine is going to actually help! Yes she will... because she will investigate Roach's wild panic.

[Metal Gear Rex]

Should I edit my last Crystice post to make it better? I was rushing a bit when I posted it so no one would beat me to the post.

[dk2player]

Hey, anyone know where Dragonslover is anyway?

[Duke Ragereaver]

DragonsLover is a busy person...

[dk2player]

Is there any Keeper-subs around?

[Duke Ragereaver]

Is there any Keeper-subs around?

I do not understand this, what are you trying to say?

[Metal Gear Rex]

Anyone to pretend to be DragonsLover if he is not around.

[Duke Ragereaver]

There is no reason to replace DragonsLover as Keeper, or is there? :rolleyes: He's an active person that shows up at a regulair base.

[dk2player]

well, not to complain, but we could need to hear from the Keeper sometime soon.

[Metal Gear Rex]

Well, I was just saying his idea...

But that would be better for Lquiz, since he disappeared for much longer times. It's not that DragonsLover is inactive, more that we are more active and impatient. :P

As proof, I wanted Evi to use Groogo to get Crystice away from the Dungeon Heart because she would not do it until the keeper asked of her so.

[Duke Ragereaver]

well, not to complain, but we could need to hear from the Keeper sometime soon.

Patience is something sought by many in a RPG, you do obviously not posses it. You either try to learn and live with it, or you're out. As simple as that. Things like this pisses me off.

[Metal Gear Rex]

I got something more on the former. But yeah, I try to work around it. :D

[Who-horny]

Dukey has a point, you have to respect that other people attend the Rp in different amounts.

But it is also a shame that we don't hear more from Dragonslover, he has great characters.

Also, having a character switch hands constantly won't be any better in my opinion, a bi-pola keeper would probably be even less reliable. It would also mean that more people would be in on Dukey's juicy plot ideas, which would just spoil the surprises.

[Metal Gear Rex]

Oh yeah, I forgot about those ideas!

[Kromeh]

Dont tell me! I want them to be surprises :P

[Metal Gear Rex]

Dont tell me! I want them to be surprises :P

Heh, hey I don't even know them!

[Kromeh]

Ok, goodie. I was worried for a sec :P

[Metal Gear Rex]

@Evi
Wasn't Roach the one who jumped on Groogo, and asked to save Aegor? Though... it was supposed to be a waste of time.

[Kromeh]

The roach jumped on aegor and didn't bother groogo :P

[Who-horny]

After done, me hug friends goooooooooood."

Now there's a scary thought!

And yay! Mechrin accidentally destroying a third of the dungeon whist trying to make it a safer place!

[Metal Gear Rex]

The roach jumped on aegor and didn't bother groogo :P

Reread the post... or I'll bring it to ya.

Edit-
In a wild panic, Roach runs wild around the Hatchery, stepping and killing chickens as he went along. He ran wildly around the dungeon, screaming aloud. He managed to make his way to the Workshop, and saw a giant Bile Demon. He thought of asking for assistance, but he seemed busy. Roach got his attentch by trying to tackle him.

"I'msorryfordisturbingyoubutagoblinischokingintheH atcheryItriedtohelphimbutIthinkImadeitworseandkill edhimpleasehelpme!!" Roach realized he was speaking way to fast and began to roll on the ground in panic, "I THINK I KILLED THE GOBLIN!!! HE WAS CHOKING AND I THINK I MADE IT WORSE!!!!"

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This was after he had been hopping on Aegor.

[Kromeh]

My bad, forgot it xD

Anyways, Thanks.

[Evi]

Oh, silly me. Time to visit the EDIT button. :D

[Metal Gear Rex]

My bad, forgot it xD

Anyways, Thanks.

:D
Smilies make everything better

[Kromeh]

They don't help world hunger :O

[Metal Gear Rex]

But they make people feel better and forget thier hunger :D

But seriously, back on topic. EDIT EVI YOU MADMAN!! :D :P

[Evi]

Done, what do you think of the post now. :p

[Duke Ragereaver]

Hm, was there actually a workshop constructed by DragonsLover...? I can't seem to find the post he did.

Oh and Who-Horny, Metal Gear Rex and Evi....

CALM DOWN WITH POSTING!

[Metal Gear Rex]

Kk... woah that looks nice when you scroll by such big red letters.

[Who-horny]

Hmm, I'm sure I remember him doing it, as he was excited at the prospect of getting trolls, although my memory isn't the best of sources. The work shop is on the map, so it must exist, when was the map updated with the workshop Duke?

And I'll slow down, it's been an impressive (Oh so many posts!) week end for the Rps!

[Metal Gear Rex]

Do you think I should be combining my posts of Roach and Crystice, it looks like I'm posting more but I'm trying to give them thier own posts.

[Duke Ragereaver]

My bad, the workshop is researched and constructed!


Do you think I should be combining my posts of Roach and Crystice, it looks like I'm posting more but I'm trying to give them thier own posts.

From one side, yes. At the other hand, it could make your post too long to for people to read.

[Metal Gear Rex]

Alright. I'll just cut it half way on posting. It is also harder and makes the second character get deglected because I'm not willing to type much further.

[Who-horny]

I wouldn't, as your posts tend to be very big. They'd be too big to read if they where together I think.

[Metal Gear Rex]

Everyone is going on the will to read, what about my will to type it! That's even worse! :( Sad face.

[Metal Gear Rex]

Hey how come there are no trolls in the dungeon? We've had a workshop for some time... maybe a troll would be nice.

[Dark_Omega MK2]

Hey how come there are no trolls in the dungeon? We've had a workshop for some time... maybe a troll would be nice.

hey don't blame the dungeon... its sorta a posible situation in DK2

[Kromeh]

I NEVER get trolls or bile demons in my dungeons :*(

[Metal Gear Rex]

Umm... what are you two talking about? I'm talking about the RPG in Frozengard not having trolls...

[Dark_Omega MK2]

Umm... what are you two talking about? I'm talking about the RPG in Frozengard not having trolls...

i mean that its kinda a possible scenario in DK2 for some ackward reason... the RP Frozengard its that possible scenario where there is no trolls but a lot of warlocks

[Metal Gear Rex]

That happened to me in DK1 on level 4...

[Who-horny]

Thefsuth will visit once Character transfers are available.

[Metal Gear Rex]

Thefsuth will visit once Character transfers are available.

Lol. I'd like to see Emmra and Thefsuth together. It'll be funny as hell.

[Dark_Omega MK2]

Thefsuth will visit once Character transfers are available.

there will be character transfers someday? O.o...

[Who-horny]

Who... is... Emmra?

Also, Haha Omega, did you not realize that Mechrin set the whole of the training room on fire?

[Metal Gear Rex]

Crystice's older sister that will probably join the RPG. Crystice and Emmra are like total opposites. Check her short apperance at the Pub.

[Dark_Omega MK2]

Who... is... Emmra?

Also, Haha Omega, did you not realize that Mechrin set the whole of the training room on fire?

actually no... i didnt realize that XDD (my bad D8)... but it doesnt matter much... even if i knew it was on fire... Grith uber excitement for training would not have noticed much diference... besides he likes warm places... and by warm i mean really hot and infernal places...

[Who-horny]

Crystice's older sister that will probably join the RPG. Crystice and Emmra are like total opposites. Check her short apperance at the Pub.

Didn't she die?

[Metal Gear Rex]

Didn't she die?

Supposedly...

[Dark_Omega MK2]

Supposedly...

my senses detect plot twist :3

[Evi]

Okay everyone, lets not get off-topic here, if you wanna talk about characters, go to the Social Group's Character Discussion. :)

(I always wanted to say that.)

[Duke Ragereaver]

I agree with Evi, go to the appopriate places for discussions. My thoughts about Frozengard's posts... compared to Crystalbarrow I find the quality of posts to be seriously declining in favour of quantity, that's not the way it should be. I consider social interactions between creatures/people a good thing, but after reading 5 or so of such posts I can guess people are quickly bored of reading.

[Metal Gear Rex]

Crystice Headquarters: Target Aqquired. Begin aim on Mechrin. Locked on Target.

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Mechrin, be warned! Crystice suspects your lust for her, lol. And now she will toy with his emotions greatly. Run Mechrin! RUN!!! Lolz

[Dark_Omega MK2]

should i follow what this says?
http://forum.keeperklan.com/showpost.php?p=3886&postcount=100

[Metal Gear Rex]

No. The post appeared way to quickly that I doubt it was properly approved. Besides, I doubt Duke would even approve dwarfs and such like so. There is also no character profile. I didn't see Duke sign on when this guy appeared.

[Metal Gear Rex]

I can't wait til some heroes come... I want to see Roach tricking some heroes by luring them into Sentries and pretending to ride them.

[Evi]

Anyone else getting annoyed by Lord's postings?

[Metal Gear Rex]

Well, if we ignore them they'll go away. Seriously, Duke will delete them.

[Metal Gear Rex]

If Emmra gets accepted... how does everyone feel about these colors?

Narriative
Dialogue
Thoughts
Summery

These are her close to her favorite colors. (White, Green, Yellow, Brown)
Though I am replacing brown with a bluish color.

[Duke Ragereaver]

I've deleted Lord's posts and I've sended him a PM, hopefully it's just one big misunderstanding from his side.

[Metal Gear Rex]

I'll post for Crystice yelling at Mechrin for what he did later. Giving Who-Horny more time to reply.

[Who-horny]

Crystice Headquarters: Target Aqquired. Begin aim on Mechrin. Locked on Target.

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Mechrin, be warned! Crystice suspects your lust for her, lol. And now she will toy with his emotions greatly. Run Mechrin! RUN!!! Lolz

Yeah, funny how Crystice lost out on that ^^

*Lays back happy from a job well done*

[Hamster-Damned]

Aww... how cute. Heehee.

[Metal Gear Rex]

*Sigh* I just read your post Who-Horny...

*Sob* Well... it was nice knowing him...

I think we should start building his coffin now... ya know...

[Who-horny]

That is why I'm always keeping Mechrin one level above Crystice, okay?

Haha, she's got lice bedding ^^

[Metal Gear Rex]

That is why I'm always keeping Mechrin one level above Crystice, okay?

Haha, she's got lice bedding ^^

One level or not, she's crazy as hell when she really wants to kill someone.

She's actually quite against that, considering what she thinks of Groogo.

[Who-horny]

Right, once they're both level 10 and Mechrin has no more levels to get, I'll let you have an epic fight in which Crystice finally gets to kill 'im.

[Metal Gear Rex]

But at least, I did it!

Congrats man! I waited to see how'd you react to everything happening. See when you let creatures manage themselves? Lolz, that's why you're the Dungeon Keeper!

[Metal Gear Rex]

Alright, my last chapter with Roach may not make alot of sense, but something LIKE that did happen. It is like this. You know when you fall asleep in class, and you hear what the teacher is saying, or something like that, in your dreams? It is like that.

Don't worry, it'll reveal what really happened in a little bit.

[Who-horny]

Great post Dragonslover! You're going to have your work cut out for you keeping our creatures in order ^^

And I don't see why we so desperately need a bridge, as we can simply dig into the money room from the workshop, but Mechrin isn't intelligent enough to suggest such a thing, oh how I miss Thefsuth Haha.

[dk2player]

we would still need a bridge to reach beyond the lake of lava. and we could also use a guard room or Sight of Evil.

[Metal Gear Rex]

She was sitting there! In the middle of the room! Reading! With out glasses!

Actually, she was in a corner by herself, sorry if I wasn't clear.


How sexy that was...

Lolz, too bad she wants to kill Mechrin...


Mechrin shook him self to keep him self on track, he decided to count all the bad things his Keeper could do to him if he didn't research the bridge. Number one would have been making him talk to Crystice

Considering how much she wants to hurt him, that would be a good punishment.

[Who-horny]

Shouldn't take long to research the bridge with the three of us working completely separably in three of the four very quite far away corners of the library!

The joys of working as a team ^^

Anywho, we should have the bridge soon, and I think Sight of Evil would be fun, as I would like to see what's generally going on in this realm, as it's meant to be under the iron fist of Keeper Lust's ex, and yet their are goodly heroes walking about with their legs intact.

[Duke Ragereaver]

Shouldn't take long to research the bridge with the three of us working completely separably in three of the four very quite far away corners of the library!

The joys of working as a team ^^

Anywho, we should have the bridge soon, and I think Sight of Evil would be fun, as I would like to see what's generally going on in this realm, as it's meant to be under the iron fist of Keeper Lust's ex, and yet their are goodly heroes walking about with their legs intact.

Compared to Crystalbarrow, the creatures of Frozengard are less social or less capable of doing so. :)

Frozengard is still in a state of war, even though Dimitrius has thrashed (or still has to thrash) the Heroes, there may obviously be some stragglers or Heroes in hiding.

[Who-horny]

Lovely jubly! All the more dwarf BBQs for us.

Oh, and will you be voicing Dimitrius Dukey?

[Duke Ragereaver]

I might add it's a bit ironic since Crystalbarrow holds more jerks *cough* Thefsuth *cough*. :p And Frozengard has characters who are can be quite warm but are simply socialy inept.


Oh, and will you be voicing Dimitrius Dukey?

Maybe, maybe not.

[Metal Gear Rex]

Oh, I can't wait til our first fight. After Crystice is done with the bridge, she has to train to level 2 for missile. It'll be fun!

[Who-horny]

I might add it's a bit ironic since Crystalbarrow holds more jerks *cough* Thefsuth *cough*. :p And Frozengard has characters who are can be quite warm but are simply socialy inept.

Haha, that's a really good summery of the realms Dukey!

Funny how the two realms have formed distinct tones, I think the warm farther figure deprived creatures all flocked to Dragonslover's domain simply because his keeper is so fartherly^^

And can't wait for Rob to join Crystalbarow, the unholy trinity of jerks will be complete!

[Metal Gear Rex]

Lol. Almeric was hated in his time amongst the imps for his famous series that taught keepers the trick against imps.

[dk2player]

yeah, but then again, how many elites were loved by all?

[Metal Gear Rex]

Grubb... Bloz, Kelser Van Doom, Bzzt, Dominique (FAVORITE!!! LOLZ)

[dk2player]

Grubb was hated by the black knights for being stronger

Bloz was hated by the chickens for eating them too much

Kelsser Von Doom was hated by Warlcoks naturally

Bzzzt Was hated by enemy imps for killing them

Dominique was hated by other mistresses bforhoging up all the torture

[Metal Gear Rex]

I aggree with all but Dominque, they tortured her so it evens out. :P

[Who-horny]

I think the Bridge must have been researched by now considering that there's so many of us researching on it, so I'm moving onto SoE.

[Metal Gear Rex]

After Crystice attacks Mechrin for walking away again when she told him not to, she'll train as she can't stand reaserching anymore.

We can still research if we take a few books and read them outside the Library, right? Just wondering.

[dk2player]

I think you could, but it would take longer cause of the noises and distrastions

[Metal Gear Rex]

Yes but she's mad at Mechrin and the only thing she can think of is him when in the same room as he.

Not to spoil whatever moment Mechrin may be having, but her thoughts of him aren't romantically lustful but more of death lust or some crap.

[obliven1993]

Yay Merla is officialy here XD

[Metal Gear Rex]

And apparently, not wanted... lolz. Orphan...

[dk2player]

what we need is another Thefsuth

[Metal Gear Rex]

Does Crystice ring a bell?

[dk2player]

yeah, but crystice is a warlock, not a troll

[Metal Gear Rex]

So you want a troll... not an ass...

[dk2player]

no, I meant someone to insult and make jokes. Crystice just insults.

[Metal Gear Rex]

yeah, but crystice is a warlock, not a troll

Then what was the meaning of this?

[Who-horny]

A character that is sarcastic perhaps?

And a troll would be useful for Frozengard.

And It's nice to hear my characters are in demand ^^

[Metal Gear Rex]

Frozengard does need at least a troll... Groogo, Aeger, and Roach aren't enough for the N.I.B.L.E. W.T. (New Intelligent Brawny Leading Elite Workshop Team).

[dk2player]

what about the N.I.B.L.E.R.T(New Intellegance Brawny Leading Reaseach Team) We only have 4 warlocks and a beetle. (and a demon spawn if dark omega ever posts)

[Metal Gear Rex]

Roach can't read. 4 warlocks makes it a normal workshop team. What makes them N.I.B.L.E. W.T. is that they aren't all manufacturers.

Edit-
Also, wow... researcher's aren't really supposed to be brawny.

[Metal Gear Rex]

Mechrin wondered in and started shooting fireballs idly whist spying on Crystice from the far end of the training room.

I think he picked up some things from that Sight of Evil book he was looking at... perv...

[Metal Gear Rex]

@Dk2player
Can you slow down a bit with the leveling? It feels like you've leveled too quick.

[dk2player]

hey, if you remember, he already had half of the leveling done. And he was trainning since I last posted.

And warlocks don't need to take forever on the trainning they are one of the fastest trainners, behind salamanders and goblins

[Who-horny]

I always use this method when In doubt:

2 posts of training to get to level 2,

3 posts of training to get to level 3

etc etc. And combat require half that.

But most of the time I just do it when it's needed for my characters to level.

[Dark_Omega MK2]

im goin to cheat... and make grith magically level 10 to make it turn into a beautiful dragon *3*

p.d. im just kidding...

[Metal Gear Rex]

I always use this method when In doubt:

2 posts of training to get to level 2,

3 posts of training to get to level 3

etc etc. And combat require half that.

But most of the time I just do it when it's needed for my characters to level.

Note that it doesn't always make sense. Fighting a troll or a knight?

[Metal Gear Rex]

Sorry for my long post, and for the big jump of Roach leveling but let me explain.

I was getting a little impatient on waiting for Kromeh for a post on Roach (While he is still in the training room so it can still be done) so I did a double post with Evi. And at the end I wanted to see how much experience he should have. Roach's last post left him training, and it is WAY back on page 11. So he should be about 30% to level 4 but that would be too much... just to explain.

[Metal Gear Rex]

Doesn't Merla hate Dragons and Demon Spawns?

[obliven1993]

Yea I realized that earlier....uhhh mess up -_-'

[Metal Gear Rex]

Yea I realized that earlier....uhhh mess up -_-'

Crystice is going to kick him while unconcious, to give you a chance to react.

[Metal Gear Rex]

Yeah, no one bother Roach or Lena until the end of Part 3. The original post was 3x as long as that one... so we decided to break it up and stuff. Don't throw away our hard work.

[Searingflame2]

You people are making it exceedingly difficult for me to catch up with my reading of Frozenguard!
I need to be up to speed when that room that i want researched is researched.
Actually, i don't know what room i want researched.
Damn
I need to think of a creature
One that is unique
And would be loved... or despised.
ZOMG!
Ummm....
Let me think.
I've got it!!!
Only not the actual creature type, only part of its character.
/rant.

[Who-horny]

Just read the summaries right?

Although we all do different things in our summaries, and only I state locations and stuff in bold (I think it's nice to know what creatures are in a room when you enter it)

But, a new creature to the realm shouldn't know what's going on, not to a great existence at least.

[Metal Gear Rex]

(OOC : Grith's so awesome, Dark Omega! :D Same thing applies to Nachos!)

Nachos is the main character, after all! :) :P

[Metal Gear Rex]

Don't disturb Merla because she's going to help Roach... double post...

[Hamster-Damned]

A BEETLE AS ENTERED YOUR DUNGEON

I think you meant to say has. ;P

[Metal Gear Rex]

I wonder if everyone remembers the term "Pay Day" cause it has been quite a while...

[dk2player]

You gotta wait for it. Remember, we haven't even fought with the heros.

[Metal Gear Rex]

That matters not, what matters is how much time has passed. I recall you check that value by posts. The first payday was on page 3, the last post. I don't see it being payday any time after that. We are on what, page 19?

Edit-
I checked all posts made by DragonsLover... no payday. But sucks for Mechrin cause he's still not allowed the next two paydays, lolz.

[Dark_Omega MK2]

HI GUYS!!!

sorry for not being here for soo long... i got some problems... some things that made me really angry...

K ill be online more often and ill do stuff in the RP (if my characters are still available)

Hope anyone still remembers me... or my characters...

k... bye...

[dk2player]

yay! more girth. yay! :D :D :D :D :D :p :p :) :) :) :) :) :demon:

[Dark_Omega MK2]

yay! more girth. yay! :D :D :D :D :D :p :p :) :) :) :) :) :demon:

Indeed... moar of they're favorite annoying little red friend that every1 wants to see dead, in prision or in hell... or hit it with a stick...

[Who-horny]

Frozengard has suddenly become very populated!

Groovey.

[Metal Gear Rex]

@Who-Horny
You know what you should do? Have Mechrin sing to win Crystice's heart... the results are so hilarious.

[Dark_Omega MK2]

poor grith he feels soo bored and lonely...

...

...Lets kill it!!! >=)

[Hamster-Damned]

@Who-Horny
You know what you should do? Have Mechrin sing to win Crystice's heart... the results are so hilarious.

Or maybe Mechrin can help out Defando get a Guard Room so a Dark Elf will come so he can a date and in return Defando will organize a date between him and Crystice.

[Metal Gear Rex]

Oh and now when I use color but without the icon, it's the thoughts.

Evi, I don't think Kanquios was talking to herself but thinking that.

[Evi]

Hm?

Really?

:confused:

I don't care much, but i'll fix it later.

[Hamster-Damned]

Yeah, I did mean that. Sorry if I wasn't clear.

Edit-
I see you changed it though.

[DragonsLover]

Perhaps you didn't know, but the "love" between Mechrin and Crystice gave me trouble. As a Keeper, I'd sack Mechrin out of the dungeon in no time, but because it's a character played by Who-horny, I can't.

With my lack of play (which pisses me off), it becomes hard to handle this situation, especially with the increasing amount of creatures here (we have reached 13 creatures here versus 11 in Crystalbarrow). Therefore, I will surely have to ignore some unimportant things, leaving yourselves on your own, but I will be there for the most important stuff. You can still talk to me, but I may ignore you.

And if it bothers you, then do you have some ideas?

[Metal Gear Rex]

Slap Mechrin and tell him to shut up. Do this daily and he use more time bathing, but will probably develop brain damage depending on where you hit him.

Order Crystice to ignore him completely. She'll listen as she'll do anything for a Dungeon Keeper, well almost anything.

That solves their problems.

[Metal Gear Rex]

@Mothrayas
Perhaps you can ease down a bit on the training? He may have speed, but all I see him do is train, sleep, and eat. And he seems to be training a little too fast even with speed.

[dk2player]

Yeah, the rules clearly state, "no spending all your time on one job eg trainning, reasearching, or exploreing or such."

[Dark_Omega MK2]

@Mothrayas
Perhaps you can ease down a bit on the training? He may have speed, but all I see him do is train, sleep, and eat. And he seems to be training a little too fast even with speed.

damn... not even grith is that fast

[Mothrayas]

Yeah, I'll tone down the training, but the main issue I believe there is is that there's not a lot more to do for a fly. I don't think it's a good idea to get Flyrayas into researching or manufacturing.
I could have him explore the map some further, but I'd need a PM from Dragonslover or someone else in charge first about what there would be so I could write a post about that.

[Metal Gear Rex]

I will change my last post because it sounds like I forcefully hit Mechrin, because of her actions afterwards. I'll do this later, don't have time now.

Basically, she will be happy on her thoughts of what to do to Mechrin, and approach Mechrin AFTER smiling and speaking to the others there. She will not have her last job set at researching but fighting, and I'll leave it with simply her shouting "Freeze" as she did and casting it on Mechrin, saying nothing about a hit. I may also change an earlier part with Kanquios.

[Metal Gear Rex]

I edited the Post, she cannot find Mechrin now. Go see.

[Dark_Omega MK2]

sorry dk2player i forgot you dont have your wand with you D8... you can replace it with a stick if you want *w*

[Hamster-Damned]

Don't forget, Defando was trying to sell Cinder and Din a chair. -_- ;P

[Monsterbaby]

!!! I wanna join you guys too :D:D ( Already made a profile and all - and PM'ed it to the moderators)

^_^ I'm so excited. Can't wait! :D

[Metal Gear Rex]

What Creature are you? Is it another Warlock? Lolz, we're filled with them.

[dk2player]

just save room for my idea. I wanna bring in a new creatures once the guard room is researched,

[Monsterbaby]

What Creature are you? Is it another Warlock? Lolz, we're filled with them.

I wanna be a dragon - and for that, I need a demon spawn :P

So yet another demon spawn ^_^ XD XD

[Who-horny]

Mechrin is missing for the moment! Don't try to interact with him until I've sorted things out....

For Role playing purposes we'll say he's hiding some where. He'll be back in action in a day or two.

[Metal Gear Rex]

You are my new best fweng in the universe
Roach: :(

[Dark_Omega MK2]

Roach: :(

Grith have a lot of best fwends in the universe >.>

[Mothrayas]

Wow, three creatures gone in about half an hour.

This is a sad day for Mikaelios.

[obliven1993]

LAWL! LENAS DEAD! WOOHOO TOOK YA LOGN ENOUGH EVI XD.

im not tryign to sound like a jerk Evi was planning on killing her when he made her.

NOOOOOO NOT ROACH! WHO WIL LBE MERLAS FRIEND?

[Who-horny]

"LENA AND ROACH ARE DEAD!!!"

*gasp!*

D- Did Nachos survive!?!

[Evi]

aND aLl IS bURnt tOo aSH!





Still, I'm gonna miss Roach.

[Metal Gear Rex]

Now there is just Crystice. :D

My characters are adored, or am I in fantasy world?

[dk2player]

you're not going to drop crystice into the lava, are you

[Metal Gear Rex]

No but I'll transfer her over to either Larquidos' dungeon or Tesonu's dungeon. Larquidos has Emmra, drama. Tesonu will be amused when Crystice freezes everything with... freeeze.

[Metal Gear Rex]

Sorry Mechrin, but to be fair you never really had a chance anyways.

[Monsterbaby]

Arh come on guys. I just made a huge entrance!! This was my chance!

And I'm still around in Frozengard!!

[Metal Gear Rex]

Mechrin, you are so god damn lucky Crystice left or you would be looking through books to find out where she put your balls... but Mechrin won't ever have use for those... :P

[dk2player]

how come when frozenguard came, no one transfored creatures, but 2 other realms come by, and suddenly its "let's pack up and leave" time?

[Mothrayas]

Because until a few days ago it wasn't even possible to transfer creatures at all.

[Metal Gear Rex]

Transfering wasn't available until now.

[dk2player]

so, why? don't you want more creatures in frozenguard. Its about to have a big battle and has more rooms, and northland just now got a 3x3 trainning room.

[Who-horny]

New creature to interact with I think.

[Metal Gear Rex]

I'm not good enough for you? How dare you.

[Who-horny]

I'm not good enough for you? How dare you.

I haven't transferred anything yet Rex! You left Mechrin and me what with your shiny new realm and Crystice/Emmra interaction.

((Guys this is getting REALLY off topic here))

[Metal Gear Rex]

Well I was talking to Dk2player but fine, let's stop.

(Fun killerz! :P)

[Who-horny]

Mechrin was talking to Cinder when he suddenly left the dungeon... This can't be god for Mechrin's self esteem!

[dk2player]

don't worry. I'm gonna bring in a new creature for frozenguard. so, son't think I'm gone for good.

[Evi]

LOL! :D

Merchrin will regret asking Groogo for a hug.

Seeing how Groogo is very sweaty and has mold growing on him now.

[Who-horny]

Groovey.

And it works really well for the development of Mechrin, I did plan to develop Mechrin massively over the course of his life, and I all but gave up on it up until this opportunity.

He may need to build a communication stone so he can call Crystice cross realm...

[Metal Gear Rex]

Use a Hero Portal, it's nicer.

And make sure the connection sucks, we don't want him to actually connect to her and hear all the violent love-filled things she'll say to him.

Ah, tis the life.

[Who-horny]

Keeper Mikealio managed to loose enarly all his creatures in an incredibly short time.

Who's left? Mechrin, Groogo, Merla and Din.

Quick! Some body give frozengard more characters!

[Metal Gear Rex]

Everyone left Frozengard for the new realms... like mine... that is sad.

I have no creatures left, maybe I could be some third relative of Bob the Imp? Lolz.

[Who-horny]

I'm not sure about Mechrin's latest post, I think it's hinting at too much too soon...

But it's fun to have Mechrin hallucinate all the same ^^

[Metal Gear Rex]

Crystice: Not even in your sick dirty thoughts you perverted freak!!
*Slaps Mechrin*

[Evi]

Keeper Mikealio managed to loose enarly all his creatures in an incredibly short time.

Who's left? Mechrin, Groogo, Merla and Din.

Quick! Some body give frozengard more characters!

You're forgetting Sleak the Warlock. :p

That's about five total Creatures. :demon:

[Metal Gear Rex]

Wow... to think DragonsLover wanted us to wait to get us stronger so we can fight the heroes, everyone left and we are weaker than before.

[Who-horny]

*A plan just wiggled into my head*

... that will never work.

A Frozengard Yule Ball for Christmas? With Christmas trees decorated with the heads of heroes? And glitter-snow made up of finely crushed fairies? I must be insane.

[Metal Gear Rex]

Crystice is going to come back so she can ruin that Chistmas, yay, Crystice lives!

I'll kill someone else. I'm getting fond of Ririi so no worries nijuni kuro, you still have your scout. And after imagining Keeper Tesonu and Emmra getting married (Don't ask) I am not letting her go... so... looks like the spider is gonna be food for someone... lolz.

But seriously, hopefully Val'Kaz follows Crystice into Frozengard. It will make a very interesting Valentines Day.

[Who-horny]

Mechrin will be jealous/terrified!

Cheers Rex, you're a real chum :)

[DragonsLover]

http://forum.keeperklan.com/images/icons/icon4.gif Attention all! http://forum.keeperklan.com/images/icons/icon4.gif


Considering the fact that nothing goes well into my realm and that creatures are deserting, I dismiss from that realm and gives my post to anybody is interested. For now, I have asked Who-horny, but if he refuses, whoever is willing to be the Keeper, just say it and I will unlock the realm.

It was a real mistake for me to be the Keeper, giving me much trouble than reducing them. I have much fun playing the creatures which is more easier. But I must say I enjoyed everything that happened in there. I had a good time with your creatures.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

[Evi]

Oh...

That sucks... :(

I liked having you as a Keeper.

[Who-horny]

I'll play him until I find a willing substitute, no need to lock things.

[Who-horny]

Shocking updates!

I've talked with a certain some one (Not for long as time's a wasting) and we've agreed that Keeper Mikaelios will now be played by....

*DRUM ROLL*

Thefsuth!

No wait....

EVI!

Frozengard will become unfrozen as soon as Dragon's lover comes and unlocks it for me....

*Grumble mumble I haven't got Forum Moderator powers grumble mumble*

Wooo! Congratulations to Evi!

[Metal Gear Rex]

Ah, I knew the day you wanted to be friend I would end up killing you... one way or another, lolz.

So now we can ally and stuff to beat the crap out of everyone else. :D

Congrats Evi! Be kind to Crystice...

[Who-horny]

Well, both Tesonu and Mikaelios' domains are in the Northlands... it's likely they'll bump into each other eventually.

[Metal Gear Rex]

What do you say Evi? Friends? I wanna be friends!
*Hides knife behind back*
Lolz, but seriously, I don't plan on backstabbing you if we were to form an alliance, since I have different goals now.

[Evi]

I'll think about it, which is hard because I still feel sick from yesterday.

:lord:

[obliven1993]

evi...became...a...KEEPER!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo ooooooooooooooooooooo *is slapped

[Who-horny]

Correction! Evi became Merla's Keeper!

Have fun!

[Metal Gear Rex]

Correction! Evi became Merla's Keeper!

Have fun!

LOLZ!!

That is just funny...

[obliven1993]

*sound of facepalmign heard through out internets* DAMN YOU WHO-HORNY! DAMN YOU TO NINTENDO HELL!....nah im kiddin.

[Duke Ragereaver]

I've talked with a certain some one (Not for long as time's a wasting) and we've agreed that Keeper Mikaelios will now be played by....

Who is ''we'' exactly?

[Who-horny]

Oh welcome Back Dukey!

We being Drongon's Lover, Me and Evi!

See, the realms are in safe hands in your absence.

Are you coming back any time soon by the way?

[Who-horny]

The state of Keeper Mikaelios' dungeon of Frozengard:

Unused Traps in work shop: Three Spike Traps, One Fear Trap, One Alarm Trap, Two Braced Doors, Two Steel Doors.

Newly Researched Spells: Sight of Evil.

Newly researched Rooms: Prison. Guard Room and Bridge

Lots of Creatures recently left the realm.

Evi will have a lot to talk about...

[Metal Gear Rex]

Oh I need to get Crystice back in there! Even for someone who left, she deserves credit for coming back! Right Evi?

*Cough* Sorry... let me fix that...

*Points gun*
*Dark tone* Right Evi?

[Who-horny]

Rex, he's nearly the width of the continent away from you, Invade him first and THEN put the gun to his head.

[Metal Gear Rex]

I will as soon as these damn Commando Kitties stop attacking me!!

[Evi]

Okay, I'm back, now it's time for me to attempt to make a Keeper Post.

Crap,crap,crap,crap,crap,crap.

[Who-horny]

FROZENGARD IS NOW UNFROZEN

You can thank Dukey for it, but now we're free to get back to work!

Happy slapping Evi!

[Metal Gear Rex]

No! Frozengard will melt if we unfreeze it! Lolz.

[Who-horny]

It's full of lava.

[Who-horny]

Haha! Mikealios obviously plans to lock all his warlocks away in the Libary behidn that Braced door ^^

Lovely post Evi! Get that guard room up so we can get Orcs and Dark Elves! Hehe!

I look forward to having the mentor whisper horrible things into your ear as an apocalyptic plot unravels in your trousers.

[Evi]

Yay! I did a post right! :D

I think I'll do a Keeper post after every six posts.

Mikealios: *Drops all Warlocks into Library, and locks the door* I like to see you all escape this time!

[Metal Gear Rex]

One of the reasons I believe excelled my realm as well was how often I posted. With so many creatures now, everyone can do one post and then I can do a keeper post. People like replying to those, and when you post it more often, your realm will probably be in the same position as mine.

By the way, a note to both realms. Please write summaries, because if they speed up, then those encourage others to join and allow those already in to keep up.

[Metal Gear Rex]

Wasn't Merla in the Training Room too? Considering Crystice and Mechrin are shouting at each other, shouldn't Merla hear?

[Who-horny]

They weren't shouting as far as I can tell, in fact I wrote that Mechrin lowered his voice.

And sorry Rex, Mechrin's not ready to wake up just yet Haha.

[Metal Gear Rex]

Keep him out cold for now, I have a funny idea...

[Who-horny]

I'm about to wake up Mechrin, and he's going to act a little different for a while... he may seem over powered at times, but I'm going to make sure he doesn't do anything he wouldn't normally be able to do, he'll just be more combatant about it, and possibly use some odd methods...

[Metal Gear Rex]

Oh no! It's the Nutty Professor!

[Evi]

LOL! :D

Now that was awesome! :D

[Who-horny]

Oh god! I've been waiting sooo long for this!

I was afraid no one else would find it funny but I had so much fun witting it ^^

And I finally had a reason to have one of my creatures say groovey!

Now I'm going to go watch Happy days ^^

[Metal Gear Rex]

Oh Mechrin and Crystice are going to have a great time together! And when I say that, I mean Crystice, when she tries to slap him back to his abnormal self.

Crystice: Stop trying to act cool!!!
*Slapping Mechrin*

[Evi]

I had ALOT of fun on that post, I'll admit it. XD

[Who-horny]

Well.

THAT was a surprise!

I don't have an inch of an idea what to do next...

[Evi]

Unless Mechrin wants some sweaty Groogo hug and lips, I suggest running. :D

[Who-horny]

Cool Mechrin is too Cool for running.

PahHAhaHAhaHAha!

[Metal Gear Rex]

Don't worry Evi, I'll create you an Imp!

Bob the Imp was created from my Bob the Witch...
Jimmy and Eric I created directly.

Meaning I am creator of all Imps! Mwahahaha! :D

[Evi]

Bob the Imp was created from my Bob the Witch...

Actually, I once got Bob the Imp in a Dk2 Story level. :p

Man, he was the worst Imp I had from them all! I mean, even in Dk1 there was at least one lazy Imp for me, but Bob from Dk2 took the cake!
All he did was idle, idle and idle, while all my other Imps worked! :mad:

And that is how Bob the Imp was born. :p
---------------
Anyhow, when is Crystice gonna attack the Fonz? :p

[Who-horny]

Or when is the Fonz going to react to Groogo?

Probably tomorow. I can't be staying up anylonger.

[Metal Gear Rex]

Good... otherwise you'll be me! :P

I haven't felt like posting for Crystice, not sure why. Just don't want to post with her slapping the crap out of Mechrin, or react at all... :(

[Who-horny]

You're bored of her already?

[Metal Gear Rex]

Nah, just personal reasons really. Happy with the slap post? Haha.

[Who-horny]

Sorry I can't Double post with you just now Rexy, I still have to put time into each of Cool Mechrin's posts as the character is new to me.

[Who-horny]

Laughing at Din ^^

[Metal Gear Rex]

@Who-horny

Who-horny, I just realized something. Mechrin only trained no more than 5 posts, without speed. I checked through them since he leveled into level 3. You need to record it a bit better to prevent this, because this is just... yeah...

[Who-horny]

I always have the level time to 4 as 5 posts, you've never had trouble with this before.

Level to 2 is 3 posts,

Level to 3 is 4 posts.

And so on and so fourth. Always been like that for Mechrin, Thefsuth, and even Chuckles.

I asked everyone if this was okay waaaaaay back, and no one had a problem with it, so I've stuck with it ^^

*looks around from my desk* where were we?

[Metal Gear Rex]

To be honset, I don't remember much about that... but do you mean doing an actual post of training?

And using your logic, it would take 5 posts to level 4... it was only 4.

[Who-horny]

Really? I could have sworn...

*pokes his antlers into the thread trying to fish out training posts*

Ah Braced Doors! Hmmm, I'll give him an extra post of training then.

[Metal Gear Rex]

Lolz... as long as you stay away from training because that is a real fast training method. Especially for more inactive peoples... :D

[Who-horny]

It's silly really, as in theory all our creature are the same strength. Levels is just a status thing really!

Level 6! The new fashion statement of the year!

But all the same I'll continue to be more careful about levelling.

[Dark_Omega MK2]

It's silly really, as in theory all our creature are the same strength. Levels is just a status thing really!

Except when you turn into a dragon *w*, then leveling up matters

[Metal Gear Rex]

Lolz, I just realized my last post said 1000% as a health, fixed.

[obliven1993]

I apoligise for Merla leaving its just Ill stuck with Vergil and such for now.

[Sire]

Otto is an experinment. Hopefully I'll be able to roleplay him well...

[Mothrayas]

I like how 6 out of the latest 7 posts are Sire/Otto's.

Shows how dead this realm is.

[Metal Gear Rex]

I like how 6 out of the latest 7 posts are Sire/Otto's.

Shows how dead this realm is.

Anyone else that's there doesn't care to post.

[Evi]

Anyone else that's there doesn't care to post.

Let's see...

There's only Me, Dk2player, Sire, and Duke Ragereaver.

There were two more people who joined Frozengard, but never posted after the first post.

[Metal Gear Rex]

Let's see...

There's only Me, Dk2player, Sire, and Duke Ragereaver.

There were two more people who joined Frozengard, but never posted after the first post.

Monsterbaby as well, if I recall.

[Evi]

Monsterbaby as well, if I recall.

Well, she hasn't posted in a while, and I forgot.

[dk2player]

I posted, doesn't that count?

[Metal Gear Rex]

I posted, doesn't that count?

No. :P

[Sire]

I take it there's only 2 creatures that are semi-active in Frozengard. How often can we expect Keeper posts?

[Evi]

I take it there's only 2 creatures that are semi-active in Frozengard. How often can we expect Keeper posts?

Oh, very often sadly...

Which reminds me, I have to make one now.