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Necror
February 21st, 2010, 12:42
Here's how you do it:
The first person (me) asks a random question. The next person answers the question and comes up with another question, which the next person answers, and so on. The questions don't have to be related.

First question: What's the weather outside?

Mothrayas
February 21st, 2010, 12:45
Cloudy.

Do you think a forum game section (with post count disabled) should be made?

Necror
February 21st, 2010, 12:54
No, off topic has the forum games and 1 spam zone is enough



should I go to the beach tomorrow?

Mothrayas
February 21st, 2010, 12:56
Yes, because an ancient prophecy told me that you would be devoured by a giant squid at the beach tomorrow.

Am I stupid?

Searingflame2
February 21st, 2010, 13:16
Oh, dear god no. Your diction is sufficient to prove that.

Do you believe humanity is fawked?

A New Room
February 21st, 2010, 14:07
Well with the current surge in cutlery prices, I wouldn't be at all surprised if it already isn't.

Do pies dream of lamb kebabs?

Metal Gear Rex
February 21st, 2010, 18:13
No, they dream of chetter cheese.

Why is this topic here when there is already a "Random Stuff" thread?

Mothrayas
February 21st, 2010, 18:14
Because someone felt like he had to make this thread.

Why do I think Angry Reaper is godmoding in his RPG posts?

Metal Gear Rex
February 21st, 2010, 18:26
Because he ripped through metal at level 2, ignores other posts a few times (So it seems), and is dodging nearly every hit.

Why did I make Tesonu a male and not female? O_o

Mothrayas
February 21st, 2010, 18:28
Because if you did, nobody would ever want to serve you.

Which recent Northland post are we going to assume as canon, Angry Reaper's or Sire's?

Madkill
February 21st, 2010, 18:31
Gods, once he hands it down on some stones.


If there is a pie that gets eaten by flies, but nobody knows about it, what flavour was it?

Metal Gear Rex
February 21st, 2010, 18:32
AR because I want one of the Knights to die, but the other one I'll just give him a little wakie wakie... :P

Why would no one serve my realm if Tesonu was a female? :mistress:

Mothrayas
February 21st, 2010, 18:32
keeper females tend to be annoyingly *****like.

Why did you ninja me and get ninja'd at the same time?

Metal Gear Rex
February 21st, 2010, 18:33
poison, otherwise the flies would have known about it.

Why can't I think of a question right now?

Because you have to answer my question first and also because Roach ate your brain.

Why has no one answered my question?

Metal Gear Rex
February 21st, 2010, 18:34
keeper females tend to be annoyingly *****like.

Why did you ninja me and get ninja'd at the same time?

Because this is really weird.

Why has no one remembered Keeper Alza?

Evi
February 21st, 2010, 19:01
Because this is really weird.

Why has no one remembered Keeper Alza?

Because Ganrgal's badassness made everyone forget. (Buff Demon Spawn, Lol!)

Why does everyone hate Spiders in their dungeons?

Metal Gear Rex
February 21st, 2010, 19:09
Because Ganrgal's badassness made everyone forget. (Buff Demon Spawn, Lol!)

Why does everyone hate Spiders in their dungeons?

Because they keep killing the Flies.

Why does everyone run away from the Horned Reaper? He just wants to be loved.

Angry Reaper
February 21st, 2010, 19:53
Because they think he will kill them

Why is your icon a Vampire?

Necror
February 21st, 2010, 20:12
becouse he has 2,054 posts

can the questions be less forum/dk related?

A New Room
February 21st, 2010, 20:23
Not unless yous want a knuckle sandwich!

Does Polly really want a cracker?

Angry Reaper
February 21st, 2010, 21:05
If the polly is a parrot than yes.

What is the BFG 9000 powerd by?

Madkill
February 22nd, 2010, 00:08
Lots and lots of potatoes.

How many times can you count to one hundred?

A New Room
February 22nd, 2010, 00:59
Taking into account the average humans attention span, and also lung capacity, I would say something in the region of once...

Does Kel like orange soda?

Madkill
February 22nd, 2010, 01:32
No, its a cover up to hide the truth!


Is the spider wrapping a blanket around the fly that's flown into its web to keep it warm?

A New Room
February 24th, 2010, 08:54
No it is actually putting out the fire... so it can eat it...

If I were a serial killer where would the best place for me to find a knife in you house?

Searingflame2
February 24th, 2010, 09:56
The Kitchen.

If i had been murdered by A New Room, would anyone here attempt to make a police report?

Angry Reaper
February 24th, 2010, 17:56
Yes i would

what is the ultimate handheld wepon? (it could be real it could be from a game, it will most likely be from a game)

A New Room
February 24th, 2010, 18:05
Plastic scissors...

How do you do?

Necror
February 24th, 2010, 18:35
im doing great.


how much is 1+1

Angry Reaper
February 24th, 2010, 20:28
2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-20+1000-980+9001-9000-1-20=2

did you read you whole answer?

natchoguy
February 24th, 2010, 21:25
No, I gave up half way through U_U

How did i get my name to be Natchoguy (seriously guess)

Madkill
February 24th, 2010, 23:47
I did. (2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-20+1000-980+9001-9000-1=2 that actually = 22... :V)


Does anyone know what second of the minute of the hour of the day of the month of the year of the century of the age, it is?

Metal Gear Rex
February 24th, 2010, 23:58
Yes, someone who is bored and calqulates it.

What happens when you combine a Mistress with a Dark Elf?

Madkill
February 25th, 2010, 00:27
You get the almighty and gracious MissElf which has the unique ability of attaching a grenade to an arrow to propel it. Its like a rocket.


What happens when you combine a Bile Demon and Horned Reaper?

dk2player
February 25th, 2010, 00:36
23 horses run away

why is this thread still active, even though I made the other random stuff thread, and it is completly dead

A New Room
February 25th, 2010, 01:02
Because every time I make a post in this thread a piece of colourful candy falls out of a little door...

What happened if I had all the nukes in the world?

dk2player
February 25th, 2010, 01:12
I would move to mars

Which is better, command an army, or corrupt the military to do your bidding

Madkill
February 25th, 2010, 04:58
If it was you, commanding the army would corrupt the military. KuKuKuKuKu!


Why is it that llamas are so awesome?

Angry Reaper
February 25th, 2010, 17:15
They are not, you are simply stupid for thinking so.

what do you get when you combine a mistress and a Horned Reaper?

Necror
February 25th, 2010, 19:44
do you play quake?

dk2player
February 25th, 2010, 20:14
nope, what is it.

What would happen if we combined star wars with dunegon keeper

Angry Reaper
February 25th, 2010, 20:25
the apocalyps!

what is the square root of a piece of cake?

Jibbits
February 25th, 2010, 20:34
The square root of a piece of cake is baking powder.


A long time ago in a world far, far away

Star Keeper

It is a period of civil war. Hero ships, striking from a hidden dungeon, have won their first victory against the evil Keeper's Empire.

During the battle, hero spies managed to steal secret magic scrolls to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the Death Heart, an armored space dungeon with enough power to destroy an entire land.

Pursued by the Empire's sinster creatures, Princess Avatar races home aboard her ship, custodian of the stolen scrolls that can save her people and restore freedom to Skybird Trill...

What is the square root of a piece of dental floss?

dk2player
February 25th, 2010, 20:39
*does math* umm... uranium?

how much math is too much

A New Room
February 25th, 2010, 20:45
when every one is dead...

Can I reach into a computer screen and pull out tiny space ships?

Angry Reaper
February 25th, 2010, 21:32
no

If A New Room had a BFG9000 what would happen?

Necror
February 26th, 2010, 15:58
he would run out of bullets.

can you kill a dog?

A New Room
February 26th, 2010, 17:47
No, but I can eat chocolate like a pro...

Could pigs fly if they wanted to?

Madkill
February 26th, 2010, 18:28
No, they are bile demons that grew four legs and have their horns cut-off at birth.


Could I repopulate the earth with a mistress if I was a Rogue?

Angry Reaper
February 26th, 2010, 18:59
depends on how much of a whore the mistress is... but probably.

What would happen if all you worlds nukes where under the control of this forum?

A New Room
February 28th, 2010, 16:03
Death...

Where now?

Madkill
February 28th, 2010, 22:02
...And how!


What would happen if everything as we know it continued on as it was meant to?

Metal Gear Rex
March 2nd, 2010, 07:46
...And how!


What would happen if everything as we know it continued on as it was meant to?

Absolutely nothing.

What do you get when you merge a Bile Demon, Giant, and the Avatar together?

A New Room
March 3rd, 2010, 00:54
Captain Planet...

How many banks am I holding up right at this moment?

Madkill
March 3rd, 2010, 01:18
25! 1 for each bank there is in every city!...that owns a bumblebee...and a drinks shop.


Why can't we all just maintain peace with our fingers?

Sire
March 3rd, 2010, 03:56
We can not because not everyone has all the fingers they require. Others use them for aggresive purposes.

Why are Random questions and Random stuff rules and gameplay almost exactly the same?

Metal Gear Rex
March 3rd, 2010, 03:59
We can not because not everyone has all the fingers they require. Others use them for aggresive purposes.

Why are Random questions and Random stuff rules and gameplay almost exactly the same?

Because someone is too lazy to do a little research...

How bored are you Sire...? How much do you want to post?

A New Room
March 3rd, 2010, 08:37
Not very much...

Can dogs look up?

MeinCookie
March 3rd, 2010, 08:55
They can if you break their neck... :eek::eek::eek:

Was that last statement exceedingly cruel and bloodthirsty?

Necror
March 3rd, 2010, 11:32
no


do your shoes have souls?

Madkill
March 4th, 2010, 03:34
Nah, they have soles.


Can I count to a bubble?

A New Room
May 2nd, 2010, 00:14
No, but I could theoretically put you in one, though it would require a bouncy castle and the miles of duct tape...

Who was the first dragon on the moon?

Necror
May 16th, 2010, 14:29
the one with the funny hat

How are you today?

TheJohn11313
July 5th, 2010, 16:07
I'm fine.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

dk2player
July 5th, 2010, 18:21
the correct answer is 2

How many questions do you want to answer.

This is not a joke. the spiders are eating my legos!!!!!!!!

Imagine a Dungeon Keeper guitar Hero game.

I now give you the power to eat everything. what will you do now

How mnay wdros are msiselpled?

Metal Gear Rex
July 30th, 2010, 17:45
the correct answer is 2

How many questions do you want to answer.

This is not a joke. the spiders are eating my legos!!!!!!!!

Imagine a Dungeon Keeper guitar Hero game.

I now give you the power to eat everything. what will you do now

How mnay wdros are msiselpled?

1. None of them.

2. Good Spiders... yes...

3. It wouldn't work out because of the term "Hero" inside.

4. Eat you

5. Pi

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Q.1: Why is Horny so angry?

Q.2: Has a Bile Demon ever died of a Heart Attack before?

Q.3: What happened to the Monk's hair?

A New Room
August 17th, 2010, 17:29
1. Because you are still alive...

2. No, but there was one recorded case of one choking on a chicken bone.

3. He tried to iron it.

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Q.1. How do you do thing you do best?

Q.2. When was the Universal Armour Mounted Sword Magnetic inverted?

Q.3. If you were a chicken what would your first thought be?

Q.4. How many "whos'" are there in How"?

emperorjay
August 17th, 2010, 18:52
1: with ruthless efficiency

2: a long time ago in a dungeon not so far a way

3: hey i finally hatched, oh god its a bile de.......

4: 1
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Q1: What is the time Mr reaper?

Q2: What is the meaning of life?

Q3: whats that smell?

Necror
August 17th, 2010, 19:02
1)21:01
2)42
3)cookies


Why is there a dead fly on my desk?

emperorjay
August 17th, 2010, 19:28
because i got bored with a lighter and some deodorant

What deodorant was it?

Necror
August 18th, 2010, 08:17
deodorant with hamburger smell

Why is the rum gone?