View Full Version : rule the world

March 15th, 2010, 03:14
I just keep thinking of more forum games for some reason....

Ever wonder what you would do if you ruled the world? Well now's your chance...

The objective is to rule the world with an iron fist...

Rules: - Must be somewhat reality, or explain how said event could happen.

-that's it....

Your job is to rule the world. You state what you would do if you commanded the entire world... with a twist.

The next poster must say what would/could go wrong with your idea... other than that, go nuts...

I go first, naturally

If I ruled the world I would destroy all illness/desease driving organisms in the world

March 15th, 2010, 04:37
You would most likely depopulate the world by a great amount and this could most likely include you, it would also cause major uproar with the religious parties especially since they, more than most, would strongly object to die in the name of science. It would destroy the world; you'd have no world to rule.

If I ruled the world I would re-organise the corporations and put limits on them, limits that would force more and more competition between the corporations instead of the current "One rules over the less fortunate". The only ruler can be me god dammit!

March 15th, 2010, 13:15
that would work, except that they will still try to find a way to better themselves... even if it''s illegal... and you ruined the ecomimy more by puting limits...

If I ruled the world, I would change all guns to lightsabers or something simular...

March 15th, 2010, 16:47
It will go terrible wrong, because doors wouldn't be nessicary anymore, and each time, someone dropped the lightsaber, it would continue for quite long. (and too many bloopers like that, and theres a problem)

If I ruled the world, I would make all women, besides my self, sex slaves (Cuz thats what they want to be anyway!) Dress them as mistress for the sake of please you men, while I'll be the only woman to rule! Each mistress then have to give their man, and each man wears same outfit as "The Stig" outside his home. Mistress' must provide Breakfast in the bed EACH DAY, and EXACTLY how he likes his breakfast! - And the price of super cool and sub zero cars would be lowered as well as the cost of fuel!

Now THATS a perfect world.

A New Room
March 16th, 2010, 13:23
A volcano would erupt killing everyone.

I would build a massive military base! Then sell it so I could fund a new fast food restaurant.

March 16th, 2010, 14:22
but the fast food resturant is built right in between McDonal's and Burger King, which causes your restaunt to fail miserably...

I would transform all little animals into monsterious beings, and send them loose in the biggest city on the planet

A New Room
April 26th, 2010, 21:34
The world would be consumed by a giant Earth worm.

I would fire the missiles!

April 27th, 2010, 03:24
the moon would blow up, and fall to the ocean floodin all the contries on the cost lines

I wouldmake everything on the internet free and easy to access

April 27th, 2010, 23:17
spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam ~

I would create something to end the world as I finished making the world perfect in every single way, then destroy the world.

April 27th, 2010, 23:28
but then I couldn't finish my game. and for the rest of my life I will never know the ending of my favorite non-dk-ish game of all time

I would make it rain coconuts and lemons everywhere

A New Room
April 27th, 2010, 23:30
One word: Drought...

I would make umbrellas in drinks mandatory.

April 28th, 2010, 01:26
then the world's plastic and metal pollution would be through the roof

I would make figurative language mandatory in every conversation

April 30th, 2010, 22:06
The people of the world would die after a widespread epidemic of leprosy, and talking whilst driving would be the second biggest killer.

People would have to kill whoever is closest to them first before they went to sleep every night, this would be a way to force Natural Selection.

July 5th, 2010, 16:19
The buildings would collapse beneath the fruity apocalypse.

I would brainwash everybody into thinking I am awesome, making the chances of revolt impossible. Also, if anybody came to overthrow me, i would shoot them on the spot, rather than imprison him or rant at him and give him a chance to escape.

July 5th, 2010, 18:15
but then no one could have freedom.

I would burn EA

July 5th, 2010, 19:00
I would have EA donate the Dungeon Keeper franchise to Keeper Klan

A New Room
July 5th, 2010, 19:03
Everyone would die of the horrible flesh eating disease you fail to stop.

I would form Voltron.

July 5th, 2010, 19:52
then everyone would know you, and you could never hide your presence or sneak around and cause mistif.

I wish 200