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    (OOC: I darkened the colors until the new forum's background is dark again)

    Hagith The Fat.

    Hagith awoke from his sleep.

    That was good nap. Now Hagith go work for keeper..........but first Hagith go eat

    He "slid" all the way to the hatchery slowly. Then Hagith sat and stared at every chicken that he saw.

    Wow, this Keeper really knows how to treat a Bile Demon. I'm gonna eat you all up you juicy chickens.

    And so he did. After 30 minutes of eating, the hatchery was completely empty.

    That was good... But now what was I doing? He sat in the middle of the hatchery trying to remember what he was doing.

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    Theresa the friendly

    Theresa was in the guard room, awaiting any attack... or any creatures to come by. So she found the map in the guard room and drew extra battle strategies and info on it.



    That looks cool. Hey keeper, look at what I did. I helped you out by describing the rooms :)

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    Woke up and ate all the chickens in the dungeon... then forgot what he was doing / drew up battle plans on the map in the guard room
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    Zael

    Zael was woken by the Keeper's heal, as she stands up right next to her lair.

    "Thank you Tes-"

    Zael feels a stinging slap, which causes her to fall on top of her permafrosted Lair. Zael grumbles at Tesonu's so called LeaderShip.

    One more time, I swear, one more time and I will leave this pathetic Keeper for a more suitable one.

    Zael walks off to the Treasury, past Tesonu's blasted heart.

    Treasury

    Within the Treasury, Zael picks up her payment of 80 gold into her pouch, and heads to the Guardroom.

    Guardroom

    Zael walks into a corner, crosses her arms, and leans onto the wall.

    ======================
    Level: 4
    Gold: 150
    Health: 95%
    Mood: Angry
    Status: In the Guardroom.

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    Ithique, the Dark Elf

    Ithique, annoyed with the goblin who seemed to be ignoring him, growled, resisting the urge to begin inflicting pain on something, and headed towards the hatchery exit muttering.

    "...play the fool... sort him out... slow and bloody-like..."

    He bumped into a bile demon who seemed lost and confused

    "What do you want then?" he barked before storming for the door.

    He headed to the casino and grabbed himself an unmarked bottle of ale before heading back to his lair. In somewhat a foul mood, he took a swig from the bottle, before setting it down on the floor beneath his mushroom.

    -(First my armor gets damaged and now they start ignoring me! Who do they think they are? Bloody fools!)-

    Ithique took off his plated chestpiece, laying it lightly against the mushrooms base and examined it for a minute, allowing himself to calm. The individual plates were in armor terms very thick and as such weren't dented, but were scratched and covered in soot from his climb into the dungeon. The damage was such that he wouldn't have to reforge anything, which was lucky as it wasn't his strong suit. Still, the scratches angered him.

    Slipping out the uppermost of the interlocking plates he revealed a padded tunic underneath to which it, and every other piece attached. He spent some time cleaning the piece before hooking it back on to the garment and moving onto the next. Finishing that he slid it back underneath, hooking it to on and so on....

    SUMMARY_____________
    Level: 1
    Gold: 0
    Health: 100%
    Mood: Angry
    Status: In Lair polishing armour
    Quick Summary: Ithique gets annoyed with Admortis, yells at Haggith before heading to theCasino and back to the Lair where he commence polishing armour
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    Zael

    Zael starts thinking as she leans against the wall.

    What am I doing? I haven't been treated or been respected at all when I joined this dungeon. I don't have time for this, someone else out there should be more respectful.

    Zael gets off the wall, and starts heading towards the Portal.

    Even when the Keeper got serious, he was just more of a jackass. I honestly look foward to the death of this Keeper one day.

    Zael jumps into the Portal.


    Zael has left your Dungeon!

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    Ithique, the Dark Elf

    Ithique continued his task until all his armor was in good shape and gleaming. He then donned it, finished his drink, before heading down to the Training Room and withdrawing his bulky crossbow for some practice.

    Standing over the opposite side of the room from his target he lined up the crude sights.

    -(That dummy is goin' to have a thumpin' headache...)-

    Releasing the trigger, a single bolt shot from the contraption towards the innocent wooden lump that made the dummies face and impacted making the entire frame jerk.

    Ithique slid another bolt into the crossbows grove and fired...

    SUMMARY_____________
    Level: 1.1
    Gold: 0
    Health: 100%
    Mood: Happy
    Status: Training
    Quick Summary: Ithique is goes to Training Room and commences his training.
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    Ithique, the Dark Elf

    Ithique embedded another arrow in the face-block of the dummy when he decided to switch and get in some close-quarters practice. He re-collected his arrows and started whacking the dummy with the back of his crossbow's stock, which had several low, metal stubs and could double as a club.

    Before long, the thick-set Dark Elf broke into a sweat despite the chilly edge to the Northland air.

    "I bloody hope it gets warmer than this around here!" he voiced aloud.

    Ithique continued his training

    SUMMARY_____________
    Level: 1.2
    Gold: 0
    Health: 100%
    Mood: Happy
    Status: Training
    Quick Summary: Ithique continued training.
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    Keeper Tesonu

    Zzzzzzz.....

    Keeper.

    Zzz... zz... hot... fairies...

    Keeper.

    ...turkey...

    Keeper!

    Zzz... yeah... just like that...

    Must I do it this way?

    Zzzzzz...

    Seems I must...

    Fudge...

    GRITH HAS ENTERED YOUR DUNGEON!

    OH SH*T I'M SCREWED!!!

    Silence.

    ...There's no Grith...? ...Yay...

    Must have dozed off, ah well. ...holy crap it is three days later... No wait, its upside down... still says 3, damn it!


    Stares at the Library

    What in the f***ing hell!? GOD. DAMN. IT.

    Slaps both Crystice and Vermillion

    Get up you lazy f***ing no good bastards. NOW!

    Picks up Crystice and Vermillion

    Now both of you are going to spend time in jail, got that?

    Drops Crystice and Vermillion in the Prison

    Now start making babies!

    Oh and if any of you other prisoners start touching Crystice in anyway, well she's my only god damn researcher so I'm going to be pissed and drop you in the torture chamber and then have Flyrayas torture you to death. And he will do it, because he will be very pissed off. Why? This is why.


    Slaps Flyrayas 3 times

    Now he's pissed off, do you want to deal with him NOAW!?

    Turns his attention to Admortis

    (That is the worst helmet I've ever seen)

    At least now you won't get sniped out by... snipers...


    Looks over to Flyrayas

    This is taking forever, just go beat up the other Tentacle since that one seems to be retarded.

    Swaps Level 6 Tentacle for Level 5 Tentacle

    Flyrayas. Beat the crap out of him.

    Sees Ithique enter

    Greetings Elf. Welcome to McDragon's. May I take your order?

    Stares at Mentor

    ...

    Ahem...

    Hmm?

    Points at Ithique

    What the hell is that?

    Facepalms

    Glances at Admortis again

    "Ahh, I'll be alright. Say, did you make that chestpiece yourself? Looks like it could stand a thrust from the Avatar himself!"

    Psh, you wish, dreamer.

    "Excuse me, my master. Could you, perhaps, use some of your infinite power to repair my arm so I am free of this pain?"

    No!

    Oof, well I have a plan for when those Heroes get here. Heh heh heh... this is going to be the awesome... best plan ever... now I just need to look at the map and...



    ...eeplamnfnfnafmiamfiafmirfjnurngf!!!

    GOD DAMN IT GRI-I MEAN THERSA! -50 GOLD FOR YOU!!!

    Alright, next person who gives me bad news, I'm going to beat them... really... really... hard...


    ZAEL HAS LEFT YOUR DUNGEON!

    ...

    ............

    A MENTOR HAS BECOME UNHAPPY BECAUSE HE'S BEING TORTURED!

    Okay... I'm okay... just everybody shut up for the rest of the day... Ithique, Thersa, research the Temple in Crystice's absence... Now.

    Begins slapping random Imps and gives them some secret orders for mining.

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    Flyrayas was slapped multiple times... just like usual.

    "DAMN YES AM I PISSED OFF!"

    The stubborn Tentacle was replaced by the Keeper with another Tentacle.

    "Flyrayas. Beat the crap out of him."

    Flyrayas responded immediately by pinning the Tentacle to the torture table with his blade.

    "You get THREE SECONDS TO TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW or else I'LL CHOP YOUR FRICKIN' HEAD OFF."

    Summary: There's a pissed off fly in the Torture Chamber, torturing a Tentacle.

    Flyrayas the Fly
    Health: 32%
    Location: Torture chamber
    Status: still torturing
    Mood: really really pissed
    Level: 5
    Gold: 31

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    Admortis stared dumbly, looking up, waiting for his master's reply. He was too focused on not focusing on anything (for it appeared that thought seemed to remind him of his arm, and in turn, his extreme pain) that he completely failed to notice how rude he'd been to Ithique, which was certainly something he'd have thought twice about before doing, was he not stunned so.

    When Admortis finally did recieve his reply, it certainly wasn't the one he'd been hoping for.

    "No!"

    Admortis said no more. He knew that his master was stubborn, and he wasn't about to question his master's purpose. He had enough knowledge to understand that each and everything a keeper did had a purpose... or so he'd hoped thats what the books meant, anyway.

    Knowing that training would be redundant, and the keeper not having any debt to Admortis, he had little to do. So, as he pondered his place in the dungeon, he walked off briskly to his lair, where he found his bed and lay down, snuggling up under the covers.

    Admortis did pretty much bugger all and is now sleeping. But I totally needed to post, so I did.

    P.S. Colours button isn't working at all at the moment. Will edit later.

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    Black Jade the super sexy mistress

    Keeper Tesonu seemed to forget about black jade in his orders but never the less she decided it was best not to question it and continue to torture. "DO WHAT THE FLY SAYS OR I WILL ALSO SLAP YOU WITH MY CLAWS SO HARD YOU WILL FALL INTO PICES!!!" (that should help but that fly is so angry that I doubt I can do much more before I actully start inflicting pain... ha the thought of pain pleases me so.

    Summary: Black Jade started to torture the new tentacle.
    Level: 4
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    Thoughts: its a shame you can't use seduction tactics on something in the torture chamber but oh well torture in other ways is almost just as fun.

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