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    Tre've Its here. beware!

    Tre've sat patiantly in the workshop for Gordo to retrieve his sword. After about 15 minutes, Gordo comes back with his sword.

    Thanks Bile creature. You're much smarter than other bile demons I've found.

    Tre've walked back to the trainning room, and tried everything to avoid that trainning dummy. After hitting the dummy close to him, Tre've had this happen:

    LEVEL UP! NEW SPELLS: SPEED

    Yay, now I'm super awesome. He casted speed on himself. Cool! nowIshouldtellthekeeperabouttheevildummythattookmy sword. He runs to the keeper's heart room.

    Keeper! Ineedtotellyou, youhaveaneviltrainningdummy. Itkeepstakingmyswordandstuff. Youneedtodosomethingaboutthat.

    He thought that he was going so fast, he completly forgot about the dummy. Hmm... maybeIcanshowsomeone Speed disapeard how cool I am now.

    He ran to the guard room and looked around, and saw no one.

    Then he ran to the torture chamber and saw a few creatures.

    *goblin* : HELP ME! I WILL HELP YOU, JUST MAKE THIS PAIN END

    *warlock* : PLEASE. THIS HURTS TOO MUCH. MAKE IT STOP!

    *archer* : THIS IS SOOO NOT ...OUCH... WORTH MY LORDS WILL

    Tre've casted speed again. Youguysaresolucky, IwishIgottoplayonthesethings. Theylookfun. Everyonealwayssaystheyarebad, butthekindlaidiesthatusethesesaytheyarefun...

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    Cinder.

    Cinder woke from a wounderful dream. He forgot what he was doing, till he heard that girth and the ghost leave.

    Creatures leaving left and right already. tsk tsk tsk.he said shaking his head.they might accually be smart. this keeper will be banckrupt in about 1 week.

    Cinder walks over to the imp in the heart room. Imp, can you tell keeper tesonu that Cinder has left, and returned 115 gold back.

    Cinder then walked over to the portal, and started rethinking his desiction. But before he could take another step, a big gust of wind push him down the portal.

    A Warlock has left your dungeon.

    Name: Tre've / Cinder
    Level: 2 / 4.3
    Gold: 200/1 / 10/10
    Health: 100% / 100%
    Did: Leveld up, and told the keeper about the evil trainning dummy. He is now talking to the tortured victums about the devises, and his level, and life, and EVERYTHING. / Got up, left 115 gold for tesonu, and left the dungeon, almost accidently.
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  2. #252
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    *Graath is about to cross the last steel door in the dungeon*

    Graath kills the enemy for trophies!

    *Graath crosses the last steel door exiting the trap room toward enemy lines. Graath goes south, following the blue tiles from Tesonu and stops just before the red tiles of keeper Hanibal*

    GRAATH
    HP: 100%
    Level: 3
    Mood: excited
    Summary: Graath is about to reach enemy lines

  3. #253
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    The Bile Demon Gordo finally finished his first working pot. He places it aside for later and heats up another lump of metal. Using the Workshop Tools carefully, Gordo pulls out the now molten metal and places it on the anvil, and gets to work, until...

    Quote Originally Posted by Sketch
    Sketch: DISASEMBLE!

    Gold rattled as he spoke, and he was obviously heard by the Bile Demon when he shouted. Sketch smacked himself with his shield and knocked him into many pieces. A single gold piece flew out of his mouth, and Sketch sent out his right hand to retrieve it, and put it back in his mouth. Then the right hand fell aside.
    ''Disasemble? Gordo doesn't want to disasemble! Gordo just started!''

    Gordo turned around from his anvil, which currently holds a still red hot metal half forged into a pot.

    ''Gordo didn't make mess! Bones weren't here before...'' (Gordo remember in picture book! Skeletons make bone pile, heroes walk past, heroes get killed. Skeleton good trap.) ''Gordo help skeleton reassemble!''

    Gordo lumbers toward the skeleton, but notices the skull. He goes to it (almost running it over), and picks it up.

    ''Gordo sees eye. Eye sees Gordo. Gordo says Hi to Eye.''

    Gordo notices the eye quiver a bit.

    ''The eye is alive! Gordo place skull back down and clean mess later. Gordo must finish cooking equipment first, then cook Skeleton masterpiece!''

    Gordo places the skull back down and leaves the mass of scattered bones lying on the Workshop floor. He lumbers back to his anvil and gets back to work on his cooking equipment. Gordo completely forgets that he was going to try and reassemble the skeleton.

    ''Gordo will cook Skeleton masterpiece when finished. Skeleton will like!''

    Summary:
    Level: 1
    Health: 78%
    Gold: 0
    Mood: Focused
    Status: Working in Workshop (Cooking Equipment)
    Gordo hears ''DISASEMBLE!'' and finds a scattered pile of bones on the floor. After picking up and talking to the eye (skull), he places it back down and heads back to his anvil, continuing his work on his cooking equipment.

    Cooking Equipment Progress: 1/5
    Note: Gordo doesn't know yet that Bile Demons and Skeletons are natural enemies, so he currently has no reason to hate any skeletons he comes across.

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    Sly stood in the heart chamber for a few more minutes before shrugging and walking off to the lairs.

    The lair.

    When she walked into the lairs she looked around at the lairs before throwing her bag down on a empty space and began to make her lair. It took her a few minutes but she managed to finish it. A simple cot along with a small rope hanging from the wall, she put her bag, knives, clothing, just about anything she didnt feel like carrying with her.

    Sly grabbed her knives off the rope and began to walk out of the lair, she saw a mushroom and looked under it to see a dark elf (Zael) under it. She then continued walking out of the lairs and into the training room.

    Training Room

    Sly walked over to a nearby training dummby and began to smash at it with her knives.

    Summery: Sly made her lair and then went to train.

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    Virtus

    Virtus: Ugh... that one doesn't know how to shut up...

    Virtus grabs a chicken and then ate it. She then wandered back to her Lair and saw a Rouge exiting the Lair. She sighed and was displeased to have what she called a "backstabbing coward" join the dungeon. She returned to her Lair, and began to go to sleep, deciding to collect her pay later.

    Virtus
    Health: 100%
    Level: 2
    Gold: 0
    Location: Lair

    Summery: Virtus regretted talking to Grith, ate a chicken, returned to the Lair, saw Sly leaving the Lair and was displeased at the sight of a Rouge, she then went to sleep.

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    Keeper Tesonu
    And Sly...

    Hmm? What is wrong Zael? You don't love me?

    ...How long has that fat kid been there?

    Wait a minute... it's a... Manufacturer...


    Tesonu's face/Dungeon Heart lights up.

    FRIEEENNNNND!

    Hmm, my creatures are more loyal than I thought! Rest asurred, more gold is on the way, collect your pay without guilt! And spend some time at the Casino!

    *Whisper To Carl* Pst! Inform the Casino Imp to rig the slots!

    Grith is gone?

    .........

    I'M FREEEEEEEEE!!!

    What the? A Rouge... a female Rouge!

    Eww... what's with your voice? Oh now it is regular now... hello Sly, I am Tesonu! What's with your voice? It was all weird, and now it is so sexy... keep that hood off because you're pretty... :3


    Sly stopped training for second and looked up at the cieling.

    Well thank you keeper, and my voice is changed by my hood. Sly said.

    In that case, keep your hood off. Hmm... it might be too early to say but, eh, I don't care... I bet you're a real beauty under your clothing... care to join me with a drink?

    Sly chuckled. Thanks but no, I dont drink. she said.

    Ah well...

    Oh sh!t! Tre've has Speed, no! IT'S THE GRITH NIGHTMARE ALL OVER AGAIN! D8

    And now, my best researcher is gone!

    Graath! Get your sorry arse back here!


    Picks up Graath and drops her in the Workshop, on top of the Gordo, then slaps her off of him.

    Bad Graath! No! No Orc Treats for you today!

    Bad girl... oh yes you are a bad girl! You're a bad gi-...


    Tesonu froze as horrible images of the nude female Orc entered his mind. His torches turned yellow and the fire began spilling out, a Keeper's vomit.

    God damn it... now I need a drink... Sly you may have said no but I need someone to carry me back to the Lair when I pass out!

    Picks up Carl and Sly, drops them both in the Casino. Possesses Carl.

    *Walks up to the bartender in Carl's body*

    Imp Bartender: 10 gold for your first dr-

    *Punches Imp Bartender*

    Like hell I'm gonna pay to drink at my own damn Casino...


    Sly sighed and leaned against the wall.

    Great, now im being forced to carry osme drunk once he passes out.

    I am not a drunk, this is my first time drinking! And I am Tesonu! Don't be fooled by the Imp's body I possess!

    *Drinks 1st glass*

    Say... this isn't half bad! Come sit over here, beautiful rouge!


    Sly sighed and walked over.

    what? she asked.

    *Finishes 9th glass*

    Would you mind if I called you my maiden? You're beautiful, probably smart, and loyal since you're a rouge and am going to take me back to mah Lair so I can sleep and be with your care...


    Sly sighed and nodded.

    Fine I cant see why not... she said.

    *Finishes 16th glass*

    Okay my maiden... *hic*

    I don't want that bastard Tesonu yelling at me again... since that fat ass appeared the toilets have been clogged and it is obvious it isn't me so why is he blaming me?


    Sly stared at Tesonu with a questioning look.

    umm sir...are you okay? she asked

    *Finishes 23rd glass*

    *Trying to kiss Sly*


    Sly glared at him but didnt push him off quite yet.

    Stop.

    *Falls on the floor next to Sly*

    *24th glass falls on Tesonu's head*

    I got the what now?


    Sly glared down at Tesonu.

    Are you okay?

    ..................

    ...Wil you marry me?


    Sly cocked her head in a questioning manner.

    Excuse me? she asked.

    You're not going to leave me? Emmra is gone don't leave me like her!

    *Chews on wooden chair*


    Sly sighed and pulled the chair away.

    Ill stay here until your enemies are out of this place. she said and reached down to help the perverted keeper imp up.

    *Pushes Sly away*

    I'm fine!

    *Drinks 25th glass*

    WOOO!!!

    *Begins dancing to Disco Inferno*

    Come on Sly!


    Sly was becoming mildly disturbed by this strange keeper.

    I think ill just go train more... she said and began walking out of the casino.

    *Falls head first on table*

    Zzzzzz...


    Sly walked out of the casino and then back to the training room and began to train again.
    Dungeon Keeper 2 Patch: With More Balance and Pie [Hiatus]
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    Zael the Dark Elf

    Zael's eyes shot open when something jumped on her.

    "Huh?" Zael mumbled.

    Zael sits up.

    "Suria? Get off of me, please..."
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    Zael is in the lair.
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    Tre've Now with improved speed.

    Tre've was busy talking with the toture victums, when the keeper foolishly said his name

    Oh, you think I'm just like girth. How sweet. He was a true friend. Maybe I should try to be more like him.

    Tre've started running around and anoiying everyone randomly (I'm too lazy to accually say what he's doing, so can you guys make up something next time you post)

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    Suria
    The Blue Long-Tailed Free-Spirited Female Demon Spawn


    Suria got off of Zael.

    "Do you want to play?" Suria asked.

    Suria
    Name: Suria
    Health: 100%
    Level: 3
    Mood: Happy
    Gold: 539
    Job: Talking to Zael
    Location: Lair

    Summery: Suria got off of Zael. "Do you want to play?" Suria asked. :P
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    ''Gordo finally finished with work! Gordo can now cook mast-''

    *SLAM*

    Gordo, acting like a fat spring, coiled downward on his fatty tissue and then jolted upward, sending the object (Graath, who was only partially slapped off of Gordo) flying across the room, out the door.

    Gordo soon rubbed his head, saying, ''Gordo thought sky was falling...''

    Gordo inspects his latest creations. All five cooking pots and pans, ready for almost anything. Sure, Gordo didn't create any rack yet, but that wouldn't stop him.

    After some diffuculty arranging the pots for transportation to the Hatchery, Gordo set off. Almost running over the pile of bones still laying around in the Workshop, Gordo proceded a bit further down the torch-lit corridor and saw a female orc motionless on the floor.

    ''Orc no need to sleep in corridor! Orc has lair to sleep in! Gordo would help, but Gordo need to cook!''

    Gordo continues down to the Hatchery. Upon arriving, he begins to set up shop in the North-Eastern corner of the Hatchery, setting out his cooking equipment.

    ''Gordo can finally cook! Just a little longer, and the masterpiece shall be created!''

    Summary:
    Level: 1
    Health: 79%
    Gold: 0
    Mood: Focused
    Status: Setting up shop in the North-Eastern corner of the Hatchery with his cooking equipment.
    Summary: Gordo finished his cooking equipment and sent Graath flying out the Workshop door, acting as a spring. Gordo then gathered his cooking supplies and proceded to the Hatchery, where he is currently setting up shop.

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