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    Ithique

    Butcher of Redshore

    Ithique entered the dungeon proper, raging after Lily had escaped. He ripped off the tangled mass of wooden plants nailed in a hodge-podge across his chest, letting them fall and rattle against the floor of the Guard Room. He slapped the cheek of Verack's severed head as he passed through.

    Ithique stormed towards the portal.

    '"Screw what Tesonu thinks... I have a duty to Tesonu and I'm not going to default on it just because he says so..."'

    He wondered why he didn't hear the mentor's voice as he jumped down.

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    SHAYLUM
    Dark Archer of Northland


    Shaylum stirred, feeling a heavy weight on her stomach. When she had been a kid, her parents amongst the peasantry had owned a farm. She had owned a pet lamb which she had nicknamed 'Sir Tufflefleece, Defender of the Light' and... on occasion used as target practice with her small child's training bow.

    Nonetheless, her first instinct with a weight snoozing on her lap was to raise a hand and begin stroking it idly...


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    Ithique was climbing the portal again, significantly heavier than he was before. He heard the voice of Keeper Hannibal echoing down the shaft and quickened his pace.

    Keeper Tesonuuu~? Are you hooommmeee?

    A DARK ELF HAS ENTERED YOUR DUNGEON!

    The Dark Elf stood erect before the portal, plate armour thicker than ever and glistening darkly. A mean-looking sallet was perched on his head, visor up. The anti-slap spikes were back aswell.

    -(Time to do battle!)- he thought, his mental tone overflowing with enthusiasm.

    The Dark Elf was eager to be the first at any invading enemies who would encroach on the dungeon so he headed straight for the Guard Room.






    SUMMARY_____________
    Level: 5.5 3.1
    Gold: 0 (-450) 0
    Health: 100% 100%
    Keeper Approval: 100 ( Harmonious) 70 (Calm)
    Mood: Eager, Bloodthirsty Sleeping
    Status: In the Guard Room waiting. Sleeping in the Lair.
    Quick Summary: Ithique leaves - determined to fulfill his duty to defend Tesonu to his fullest whether the Keeper likes it or not, Shaylum, mentally connecting Suria to a long lost pet whilst on the edge of sleep begins stroking her, Ithique remerges from the Portal and heads for the Guard Room.
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    Malsiah
    The Ancient


    (Battle Theme)





    Malsiah stepped towards Methras. She grinned beneath her veil as she wrapped her arms around the Fairy's neck.

    She whispered softly, "Hmhmhm... Another Fairy to enjoy... How much of that did you watch...?"

    Methras looked at Malsiah, then grins,
    "All of it. Well done on converting her so quickly, I, personally, would of prolonged it. But being under watch by Heroes doesn't give me much of a chance to do anything other than be 'heroic'." Methras finished with a sigh.

    "Hmhmhm... are you saying that you, too, yearn for such lustful desires...? That you... detest the Heroes already...?" Malsiah asked as she stroked Methras' face, then began laughing a bit more, "Hahaha... who knew there were so many... naughty Fairies... hmhmhm..."


    Methras just looks at her again, "I don't really lust, I just enjoy to sexually torture, after what's been done to me. I'm no longer a fairy, just a freak to them." Methras thrusts her body forward against her bindings, her hair in front of her forehead moved from the sudden motion, exposing 6 red spider eyes, "I hate the heroes who take it so deeply, thinking anything that a creature is cannot change, or thinks all creatures should be destroyed. I don't detest them, I want to kill them. I was forced into this pathetic hero group or the lost of my life and any chances of finding my Ivan."

    "So I see..." Malsiah whispered, "...So you want to slay these... "Heroes"...? ...You want to find your... "Ivan"...? ...You'll accomplish neither if you... remain... sealed here... forced to follow my will... hmhmhm..."

    Malsiah brought her body closer to Methras, "...So you like... sexual torture...? Hmhmhm... would you prefer that... or do you want to... become mine... within the book... hmhmhm..."


    Methras sighs, obviously unphased by Malsiah's threats, "The same thing you just said. If you're here to convert me, spouting death threats will get you nothing but a little... 'Sticky' problem in the future, specially for a frail young woman like you." Methras grins, her slightly sharp teeth showing, "Or the 'sticky' situation will have you be a fly in a web as a tasty snack. It's been so long since I had blood from a Warlock... Or, a 'Necromancer' you call yourself. Perhaps you'll taste quite... Unique." Methras pushes her body forward some, her breasts sticking forward. "A web just for you, my little fly, and we'll have all the fun that you can handle, forever." Methras said, as she giggles.

    "Hmhmhm... is that so...?" Malsiah laughed, "...Such a misunderstanding thing you are... You will benefit me, one way or another... As a convert to bolster my reputation..."

    Malsiah placed her right hand on Methras' chest, gently caressing her, "...as an object of my pleasure..."

    Malsiah's hand then slithered up to Methras' neck, "...Or as another one of my... faceless Skeletons... hmhmhm... You can choose which you desire... I care not either way..."

    Malsiah took a brief pause, "...Hmhmhm... Don't forget that you are... powerless right now... Your magic is sealed by Tesonu's power... Hahaha... We already have a number of "Heroic" Converts, and even more potential Converts all around you, as you can see... With one Fairy already... we don't need another... I'm sure you can also make a fine Ghost or Vampire, depending on how much fun I have with you... If that is the road you seek to travel... hmhmhm..."


    Methras just laughs, "No fun for you then. I was looking forward to some sexual play, but you're obviously not the fun type. Keeper Tesonu is now my Keeper, and I pledge myself to his command. Working for the Heroes was boring anyhow."

    "Hmhm... oh how I've been misjudged..." Malsiah laughed. "...You are free to go... don't try anything... foolish now... hmhmhm... You better rest up... Hannibal will be attacking soon..."

    Methras sits up, and stretches. "Oh, you're so kind." Methras gropes Malsiah, pushing her backwards some, squeezing her breasts quite roughly, more roughly than any fairy could of done. "My, a modest bust. So delicate." Methras grinned.

    Malsiah, however, gently pushed Methras away with her hand, "Hmhmhm... You missed your chance... Now, I desire to begin torturing the rest of these... pitiful Heroes... You want their hearts to turn black and corrupt, to destroy the very image they once held... yes...? Hmhmhm... Then allow me to be..."


    Methras grins once again. "Oh yes. You can go have your fun, but..." Methras stands up from the torture table, then suddenly socks Malsiah on the jaw. "You need to work on your methods." Methras then leaves the torture chamber.

    Malsiah, expecting the attack just as the one before it, merely stepped back and dodged it. She watched Methras leave the Torture Chamber, still smiling darkly beneath her veil.

    Hmhmhm...

    Malsiah then turned towards Valkoth and began to step towards him...

    Time for another...




    Malsiah
    .. The Ancient

    Health: 100%
    Level: 2
    Experience: 12/25
    Gold in Hand: 0
    Gold in Lair: 0
    Current Weapons/Items Carried: Spell Book, Creature Book
    Location: Torture Chamber
    Status: Satisfied
    Summery: Malsiah converted Methras and began heading towards Valkoth.
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    The Boss


    Admortis


    Near death the Boss eventually felt the refreshing energy of a heal spell. His wounds ceased bleeding and he was able to get back on his feet again.

    Da hell was dat about!

    The Boss kicked his own trap, this time impaling his foot in it.

    "Argh!"

    The Boss stepped back and took a look at his new wound. Fortunately it wasn't that bad this time. Just a moment after this misery a black knight entered, completely ignoring his master.

    "Hey! Newbie! I need some help..."


    He was then interupted by Admortis who entered the scene.

    "I'm back, Boss. What are you up to in the crafting queue?"

    "Ahh, Admortis! Wherve'che been, fellow? I'm sorry to say that the door and sentry is already finished, but che'know I could sure use your help now. I was teh victim of an assassination attempt!"

    "Assassination, you say?" Admortis scanned the scene for anything to suggest that what The Boss said was true. He quickly located a piece of metal under a workbench and, quite nearby, a blood splattered gas trap. Given the troll's somewhat unstable nature, he thought it likely that the troll had simply slipped, propelling the loose piece and falling on the trap, with no outside influence. He pointed to the metal under the bench.

    "How did that get there?" he asked, a trace of skepticism evident in his voice.

    The boss threw his arms in the air while shaking his head. "I do not knao! For certainity I placed that box in a crate and when I came back... it was dere!"

    Admortis grew slightly frustrated at the troll's immediate deflection of blame onto something which was very likely not to exist, rather than accepting his own forgetfulness. He didn't care to play detective, searching for a non existent foe, so made move to progress the situation.

    "Oh well. Wherever the assassin is now, he won't be able to bother you. And if he comes back, I'll give him a good stabbing. We ought to get back to crafting, now. Tesonu's orders."


    "He probably gave up after seein how I handled it! Anys is ways, we have to forge some traps now! I was working on ah Indiana Jones trap, right dere. Then we need to get da electric chair thingys, the plastic skeletons and some switcherz. What'cha think we should do first?"

    Of course. Because the blood suggests you handled it brilliantly...

    "Some fear traps should be useful. We've enough lightning traps already, I think - perhaps we should invest in some spike traps, or maybe gas traps? I've already got one nearly finished - it just needs a gas grenade added. Furthermore, if Tesonu places the fear traps wisely, some foolish heroes could tread on one of our other traps. I'll finish off my gas trap whilst you finish your boulder trap. Agreed?"

    The Boss nodded and picked some pieces from the floor. "Yer right, friend. Lets go forge some traps! May the red flammes of doom led our feet to aid our hands in coming to the right places of crafting! All for one and one for all!!!"

    The boss lifted his hammer high into the air and then looked over to Admortis, expecting him to do the same before starting with the manufacturing. He was destined to be disappointed, however, as Admortis turned around and began manufacturing before the climax of his speech.

    Admortis resumed work on his gas trap, which would be finished in short order.

    The boss, slightly dissapointed that Admortis didn't reply, did the same with his boulder trap.

    Admortis Summary
    Health: 100%
    Level: 5.05
    Gold: 0
    Mood: Dutiful, Slightly Exasperated
    Status: Finishing his gas trap which knocked him out about 10 pages ago.
    Keeper Approval: 43
    Summary: Admortis conversed with The Boss and began work on a gas trap.



    The Boss Summary

    Health: 30%
    Location: Workshop
    Gold: 0.00
    Level: 1
    Keeper Approval: 25
    Mood: Dissapointed
    Status: Finishing his boulder trap
    Quick Summary: The Boss got healed, spoke with Admortis and then resumed with his work.
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    Atrocya
    The Drunkard

    (Overall Theme)


    Atrocya was still pissed about the incident earlier, but what counted for her now was to finally get rid of the hangover. Normally she didn't need to cure herself from that since there was a simple way to stop a hangover from appearing; by never stopping to drink. All she was hoping for now was that this Keeper Tesonu had a casino built. Otherwise she would have a very hard time. Fortunately for her she found one after flying around the dungeon for nearly an hour. At least it felt to her like that, but her headache prolonged every second. Atrocya entered the room, taking a quick look around first.

    >>Oh no is this casino small!<<

    "Hopefully there's at least enough alcohol for me",
    she mumbled and flew over to one of the bar chairs. She sat down on one of the bar chairs and rested upon her elbow. When she saw one imp who seemed to guard the alcohol she nodded and made a gesture to signalize him to give her a drink.

    :"Where's the money!"

    Atrocya sighed. "Just give me a drink."

    :"No Cash, no drinks."

    Atrocya rolled her eyes, she was in agony and needed a drink but the stupid imp simply remained stubborn.

    "Alright, let's make a deal. You give me the drinks for free", she began as her hands were stroking over her top. "And you'll get to see my treasures."

    The imp was silent for a few seconds before he nodded, his face full of excitement. He then brought Atrocya a fair share of alcohol before going back to his former position, happily awaiting his reward.

    Atrocya grinned and began to drink. "Nice. Now fuck off!"


    Atrocya Summary

    Health: 89%
    Location: Casino
    Gold: 0.00
    Level: 1
    Keeper Approval: 0
    Mood: Drunk (again)
    Status: Guess
    Quick Summary: Tricked an imp to get her drinks.
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    Keeper Tesonu





    IT IS PA-GUHAKAK-!

    Tesonu begins strangling the Mentor.

    Shut up! If you don't say it, they won't know!

    '"Screw what Tesonu thinks..."'



    :|




    Tesonu watches as Ithique jumps down the Portal, then comes back up it. As he was walking to the Guard Room, Tesonu slapped Ithique in the back of the head.

    Screw what I think, will you?

    Tesonu observes the quantity of Creatures that went to sleep. He then notices how Malsiah converted two of the Fairies.

    Ah, good work Malsiah. These Fairies will help me in Research.

    Tesonu looks at Atrocya heading over to the Casino and attempting to get drunk.

    ...I think...

    Tesonu watches as Atrocya tricked one of the Imps into giving her a drink, with false promises of nudity. Whether she wanted to or not, she was going to pay her price.

    Go! Go! Carl!

    Carl wasted no time, and he sped off across the dungeon. He blurred himself through long hallways, haxed himself across corner walls, and cast Speed over himself to make it all even faster. Within a very brief moment of time, he reached the Casino and was right below Atrocya, having a good look. Tesonu possesses Carl to get look himself.

    ...Aw yeah.

    IT IS PAYDAY!

    Damn it!

    Tesonu depossesses Carl then picks him up and drops him by the Gem before Atrocya was able to do anything in response. Tesonu then slapped Atrocya in the rear.

    No Payday for you! Now get in the Library and begin researching the Lightning Spell! Unless you want me to close down the Casino...



    * * * * *

    IT IS PAYDAY!

    Important Actions:
    Slapped Ithique In the Back of the Head
    Carl Looks Up Atrocya's Dress
    Tesonu Possesses Carl
    Slapped Atrocya in the Rear

    Orders:
    Fighters: Train
    Researchers: Research Lightning, Protect, Scavenger Room, Sight-of-Evil, and Call-to-Arms in that Order
    Manufacturers: Manufacture Barricades, Sentry Traps, Gas Traps, Spike Traps, Freeze Traps - Couple of Fear Traps, Boulder Traps, Lightning Traps, and Trigger Traps
    Suria: Do Something
    Atrocya: No Payday, Begin Researching or No Casino
    All Creatures: Properly Rest. Get Inside, Hit the Lights, Lock the Doors, and Pretend Like We're Not Home

    Imp Orders:
    N/A

    Research in Progress:
    Lightning Spell: ~19%

    Current Gold:
    17169, +970
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    Atrocya
    The Drunkard

    (Overall Theme)


    Atrocya was enjoying her drinks as suddenly another imp came sprinted into the room and remained right under her. She shrieked and tried to grab him, but luckily for him he was already picked up by he Keeper. The fairy then received a harsh slap.

    No Payday for you! Now get in the Library and begin researching the Lightning Spell! Unless you want me to close down the Casino...

    "NO! NOT MY *hicks* CASINO!"


    Atrocya jumped off her chair, nearly falling to the floor. She didn't know it, but the alcohol had already taken its toll. The fairy flew with high speed and crossed arms, like she was wearing a straitjacket, out of the casino. She had found the library earlier and now tried her best to get there in time. The fate of the casino depended on her, and she knew this. But upon entering the room finally, she was very confused. The constructs within the room looked like she had found the training room! Not caring about what her mind previously told her she started to train, kicking one of the seemingly dummies.

    Surprisingly it crushed down with a big bang and paper was flying all over the room.

    >>Uhm...<<

    Atrocya, acting like nothing happened flew other to the next bookshelf and picked up some books about the Lightning spell. She then flew up and laid down on top of it, crossing her legs as she started to read the book. Unfortunately, she was holding it the wrong way round.



    Atrocya Summary

    Health: 88%
    Location: Library
    Gold: 0.00
    Level: 1
    Keeper Approval: 0
    Mood: Drunk and blonde. What a combo.
    Status: Hella stupid
    Quick Summary: Destroyed a bookshelf in the library and began to research. Well, she is holding the book not how it is suppossed to be, so all in all she'll acomplish nothing.
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    Malsiah
    The Ancient


    (Battle Theme)


    The Boss



    Malsiah observed Valkoth carefully as he was tortured. He seemed pretty stubborn, but additionally was also quite drunk. Depending on his character, he could be much more difficult to convert or much easier to convert while in this state. He appeared to be aware of the situation and continued to resist, so Malsiah presumed that it would be more difficult as things stood. It may be best to return later to make for an easier convert...

    IT IS PAYDAY!

    Malsiah smirked, then left the Torture Chamber to collect her Pay. She heard of Tesonu's praise for her recent converts, and was pleased as this would improve the flexibility she has with her actions without dealing with certain problems. Malsiah eventually arrived in the Treasury, where she collected 369 Gold. She then began to ponder about what she could do while waiting for Valkoth to return to his former self.

    She had three options as Tesonu had suggested. The first was to rest, something that she didn't really need at all. The second was to research, but Malsiah knew that they had a large quantity of Researchers, so the priority of research was low. Her last option was to train, and Malsiah felt herself to be on the "inexperienced" side, as her Magic was currently rather weak. With the expected large sum of Creatures to invade, Malsiah decided that it might be good to get a bit of practice in, so she headed to the Training Room.

    Once arrived, Malsiah continued her earlier practice of the Heal Spell. She decided to also multi-task between it and the Invisibility Spell, as both were of high value.

    Meanwhile...



    IT IS PAYDAY!

    The boss looked up from his work and then nodded into Admortis direction.

    "Seems exactakly like we'll get democrazy now."

    He then carefully walked over all the pieces he left lying around yet again and made his way over to the traesury. Unfortunately he had no clue where to go and thus didn't go through the hatchery and instead found himself in a training room later.

    "Dis is gonna be problematique."
    The boss then waved to the knight in there.

    "Eyo, enemy! Where da fuq is da democrazy?"

    Daryl looked over to him and just starred at him with an angry glimpse.

    "Yer not gonna reply, mah friend? Ye know who yer talking to?"


    The knight though, still didn't move a single inch.

    "I'm the boss, enemy! I AM THE BOSS!!!"

    Daryl raised one of his eyebrows before responding in an amused tone: "Then 'the boss' better gets back from whatever sinkhole he came from."

    The boss, expecting the hero to attack him, then jumped back and raised his hands, shaking them while shouting: "You no touch me! DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!"

    Scared he looked over to the warlock in the other side of the room. "You!, Stop him!", he ordered her, not even noticing that Daryl turned around and resumed with his training again.

    What an amusing and idiotic Troll... hmhmhm...

    When ordered, Malsiah merely replied, "You think I'd listen to you? Hah... You can't even tell friend from foe... hmhmhm..."

    The boss lifted his head and made a manly stand before raising his voice. "I do not think lady, I make things happen. And I can tell that this guy there is most likely an enemy assassin who tried to murder me earlier. ARREST HIM NOW I SAY!"

    "Clearly you do not think... hmhmhm..." Malsiah replied calmly, "This Knight is a recently recruited Hero who has spent his time within a battle... He has had no time to attempt any assassination... not that he would bother to kill you as you hold no value... hmhmhm..."

    The boss merely laughed at her first line. "You're obviosuly confused and not up to da date like me. And not bother to kill me, da greatest man in da underworld! You seem to be a joking one, indeed. This one finds da jokes not joky though. Very unjoky. But not everyone can haz the smartness of the boss."

    "Haha... You're dumber than you look... and just as deluded..." Malsiah replied with a smirk.

    Hmhm... Listening to him could be rather annoying after a while... Hmhmhm...

    "Dumb? DUMB!?", the boss shouted unbelieving. He then walked a few steps into Daryl's direction. "She called me dumb! Can you believe that?"

    The knigh however merely threw another angry glimpse at him, before he ignored him again. The boss, not having any support tried to convince the warlock himself now.

    "You may call me, the great boss, dumb, but you may also know that you are indeed, wrong with this assumption! Let me make you a map of my head..." The boss then began to make weird gestures in the air.

    "First: The boss is genious, adore him!
    Second: The boss is awesome, adore him!
    Third: The boss is wrong, NOT POSSIBLE!"


    He then went on with a list of rather unbelievable stupid and creepy things as he tried to explain to the Warlock, why he was so awesome.

    Malsiah, as the Troll continued to talk, stepped up to him. She took her Spell Book and then slapped him across the face with it.

    "Shut up..." she said firmly, yet with an otherwise neutral tone, "...If you want to prove how... useful... you are... come with me..."

    The boss shrieked as he received the slap. "HOW DARE YOU! Attacking your superiors!" But then her second line drew his attention. "You mean you finally help me with my plan of world domination like you all were supposed to do from dah beginning?"

    "Yeah... sure... whatever... hmhmhm..." Malsiah replied.

    Malsiah then led the Troll out of the Training Room and into the Torture Chamber, presenting him to Valkoth.

    "This is a Tunneller... and I want you to... talk to him... Tell him of all the reasons of why he should... leave the Heroes and join you..." Malsiah explained, then turned to Valkoth, "Do you hear that...? This Troll won't stop talking until you decided to... convert... hmhmhm... Have fun..."

    Malsiah then left the Torture Chamber and returned to the Training, resuming her practice.


    Malsiah
    .. The Ancient

    Health: 100%
    Level: 2
    Experience: 13.9/25
    Gold in Hand: 369
    Gold in Lair: 0
    Current Weapons/Items Carried: Spell Book, Creature Book
    Location: Training Room
    Status: Training
    Summery: Malsiah collected her Pay, began to train, encountered the Troll, then led the Troll to the Torture Chamber and got him to "talk" to Valkoth.



    The Boss Summary

    Health: 30%
    Location: Torture Chamber
    Gold: 0.00
    Level: 1
    Keeper Approval: 25
    Mood: Excited
    Status: Getting ready to talk
    Quick Summary: The Boss tried to collect his pay, annoyed Daryl and Malisah and is now in the torture chamber.
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    The Boss


    The boss smirked as he looked down on the tuneller.

    "You know who I am?"
    He asked, before his head moved closer down to Valkoth. ""Look at my face, and look good. I'm the boss, and I'm the good cop."

    His head then moved back, while his right fist now moved in front of Valkoth's face. There was an angry smiley on it. "And this is the bad cop."

    Valkoth looked at the troll, and asked the Torturer (Who had given up at this point):
    "Hey, do you *hic* know who this *hic* is?" The Torturer shrugs, and starts looking around in his toolkit for anything to help him torture Valkoth.
    "So....*Hic*.........What do *hic* you want?" Valkoth asks The Boss.


    The boss turned to the torturer and mumbled: "He fears me. He knows that the boss is about to start a speech. You can go for now." He then turned his attention back to the hero.

    "What do I want? WHAT DO I WANT? WORLD DOMINATION! What do you want? No wait, I know it already! I'm the boss, so listen up closely: there won't be any beer left if the assassins will attack me again. So choose wisely, tell me their names and save de beer or face an unlimited amount of wine that will take over! I.."

    The boss then stopped and lifted his fist he looked at it for a brief moment before nodding. "The bad cop wants to speak with you.", he said. His fist then smashed right into Valkoth's face.

    Valkoth accepted the punch, but had expected it already. He looks at the troll, and spits blood into his eyes. The Torturer pulls out a hammer, and looks at Valkoth.
    "No, no ,no, you *hic* idiot, you already tried the hammer, remember? Do I *hic* have to help you with my own torture? *hic*" The Torturer looks at Valkoth, then puts the hammer away and starts looking around in his toolkit again. "*Hic* World domin*hic*tion, huh? If we had assassins, they would *hic* waste their time with someone as *hic* lowly as you." The Torturer pulls out a whip, and pink fuzzy clothes, and puts them back.


    The boss was going mad as the torturer started to interupt him again. "Waah! I'm going to become an elc! I told you to get da hell away! Nao hush!"

    He then turned his attention back at the miserable hero. "You like mustaches I hope" The boss then took out a pen and drew the tuneller a long, weird mustache beneath his nose. "Nao you look bettah!"

    The boss then made a step backwards while thinking of his next step. "Just become my working slave and Tesonu's bitch and we'la be done.", he said to look like he had a plan. But in reality he was still thinking what to do... and then all of the sudden it was crystal clear.

    Hypnosis!


    Valkoth looked at the idiot troll who made a fake mustache under the existing mustache. The Torturer finally decided to give up and said "I'm going for some beer. Have fun with this damned hero."
    "Bring *hic* some back." The Torturer leaves, and all the other Torturers look at the scene, waiting for what would happen next.
    "*hic*.....*hic*........WHAT ARE YOU ALL *HIC*ING AT!?!?!?" Valkoth yells at the Torturers, and they all went back to pretending to be busy.


    The boss now jumped in front of Valkoth and cryptically moved his fingers in front of his head. "Handi, mandi Shambala! Tosu nosu Sham la Bambala!"

    His eyes focused on the heros face completely. Sooner or later the magic would force him to turn, if he wanted or not. "Napu, cila Shambala!

    Valkoth looks at the troll,and suddenly falls asleep, talking in his sleep.
    "Oh, *hic* so......much *hic* gold.......*hic*" He starts snoring, a hic occasionally being heard.


    "Muchacha!", the boss shouted happily. "Now to ta second step of mah plan."

    "You are very tired now, you are very, very tired. Now here me and become awake again... NO WAIT! Hear my words and become my servant, then wake up again!"

    To speed up the process he punched the tuneller in the stomach.

    Valkoth doesn't wake up from the punch to the gut, only laughs and continues sleeping. Meanwhile, the Torturer finally returned with his beer in hand, and sits at his place, watching.

    The boss looked over to the torturer, smirking. "Looks like we have to use da heavy methods!"

    The torturer nodded and handed him over a vuvzela. The boss used all the air in his lungs and made such a loud noise that it could even be heard in the distant guard room.

    "And now that yer back with us", the boss began. "We will get this stupid beard away. HAND ME DA RAZOR!" The torturer did as asked and gave the troll a razor blade.

    Valkoth wakes up at the sound of the vuvzela, a blank expression in his eyes and face. The "hypnosis" appeared to work now.

    "Ah, ye be back. Nao, you are mah and Tesonus working slave, understand?"

    "Yes, master...."He replies monotonously.

    The boss smirked. "Alright then. Ye be workin' in da workshop and do whatever I want. For anything else you listen to Tesonu. For da workshop, yer listen to me." He then unbound the tuneller, but having his hammer ready for if the hypnose would start to fade away.

    "Yes, master...."He replies, getting up off of the table.

    The boss nodded. "Now get to da training room and tell da warlock that the world domination is close! Hush!"

    "Yes, master...."He replies, getting up off of the table. He stays there, not knowing where the Training Room is.

    The boss, satisfied was smirking at the torturers, they all should see and appreciate his manliness! But after the tuneller didn't move the boss had to turn back at him.

    Mah work is not done yet!

    "Alrighty, I will do that!" He then grabbed the tuneller and ran with him back to the training room. Upon entering it he threw him towards Malisah and shouted: "World domination is close! Look at what moi acomplished!"

    To his working slave he said: "And ye can be trainin' here until Tesonu or I say different, slave!" The boss then left the show to return to the workshop, completely forgetting about the payday.

    "Heyho, friend! You won't believe what just happened back dere in the great void!"
    , he yelled over to Admortis while he continued working on the boulder trap.

    After the troll left, Valkoth dropped to the floor and broke out laughing. The Torturer from earlier walked into the room, with as close as a grin as he could get. Valkoth gets back up, and asks:
    "How did I do?"The Torturer replies with "Not bad. You about blew it when you faked sleep." Valkoth shrugs, and the Torturer hands him the beer he requested. He drinks it, but spits most of it out, asking "What do you brew this stuff with, Bile Demon skin?" The Torturer shrugs, and walks away. Valkoth turns around, tosses the bottle at a wall target, and begins training, chuckling under his breath.


    The Boss Summary
    Health: 30%
    Location: Workshop
    Gold: 0.00
    Level: 1
    Keeper Approval: 30
    Mood: WORLD DOMINATION!
    Status: Finishing his boulder trap
    Quick Summary: The Boss hypnosed Valkoth, showed it off to Malisah and then returned to the workshop.


    Summary:
    Health: 98%
    Level: 1
    Mood: Happy, Annoyed
    Gold: 0
    Keeper Approval: 40 (Neutral)
    Status: Training
    Summary: Trolls the troll, starts training
    Location: Training Room
    Current Equipment: Dual Battleaxes
    Shield(on back)
    Helmet w/ Torch.
    Last edited by Skarok; May 6th, 2012 at 19:25.
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    Kar'thus
    The Veteran Black Knight


    "Hey! Newbie! I need some help..." Kar'thus continues working as the troll addresses him. The Goblin Admortis then entered and kept him distracted as Kar'thus worked.
    While the two of them chattered, he finished the first barricade, and gathered more wood for the second. He stops when he hears the Mentor announce payday, and heads out. He stops at the Treasury, grabbing 120 gold, and returns to the Workshop. He then says to Admortis, "He is quite nuts, isn't he?" Kar'thus shrugs, and starts his production of the Barricade. After he was half-way finished with it, the Troll came back in, yelling to Admortis. Kar'thus just shakes his head, not caring to find out what he was yelling about.

    Summary:
    Health: 80%
    Level: 3.220
    Mood: Annoyed
    Gold: 120
    Keeper Approval: 30 (Neutral)
    Status: Forging
    Summary: Collects pay, goes back to work.
    Location: Workshop
    Current Equipment: Zweihänder Sword
    Labrys Axe
    Square-Headed War Hammer
    Reaper Scythe

    Forging Summary:
    Barricade (2/3) 50%
    Freeze Trap (0/2)

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    Clara
    The stripper of Northland

    Clara awoke from her nap and was hearing a deep, cold voice. Obviously this wasn't the Keeper, it did take her a moment to realize that the mentor was speaking at this moment.

    >>Payday? How am I supposed to know how much money I get?<<

    Uncertain Clara left the lair and wandered down the nearest hallway. Upon seeing the dungeon heart she also noticed the distant treasury.

    >>Hopefully I'm not doing anything wrong here...<<

    She nodded to the heart, unknowing if Tesonu would notice her or not. Clara then entered the treasury and collected her wage of 80 coins. After that she thought for a moment about the commands Tesonu gave earlier, while already making her way back through the heart chamber.

    >>I'd like to read... but more traps could maybe prevent another fight.<<


    Still uncertain she wandered into the hatchery and grabbed herself a chicken. She then left the room through a steel door and found herself in a training room eventually, where a tuneller was laughing like a madmen.

    >>Ough, nothing with fighting again<<


    The guard turned around and wandered into the western direction, eventually finding herself in a workshop. Two of the creatures there she didn't know, though she saw at least Kar'ths earlier as the battles were going on. Fortunately, the goblin she fought with earlier was also in the workshop. Relieved she walked over to him and nodded. "Hey there! It's me again... do you know what Tesonu wants us to manufacture?"


    Clara Summary
    Health: 100%
    Location: Workshop
    Gold: 80
    Level: 1.5
    Keeper Approval: 5
    Mood: Happy
    Status: Standing around
    Quick Summary: Clara woke up, collected her pay and entered the workshop where she greeted Admortis.
    Last edited by Skarok; May 6th, 2012 at 19:47.
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