The Complaint Generator
http://www.pakin.org/complaint/
(This thing is awesome)
List "your" complaints about anyone here from members of KK to real life people by using this tool. Due to the lack of paragraphs this thing generates, try to space it out so people can read.
Example
I am writing to express my dismay and concern over Mr. Esko D Dumbass III's dysfunctional, cocky stratagems.
Let's get down to brass tacks: Aberrant slaves to fashion are more susceptible to Esko's brainwashing tactics than are any other group. Like water, their minds take the form of whatever receptacle he puts them in. They then lose all recollection that Esko's hysteria-producing philosophies are sufficient to give pause to the less thoughtful among us.
"Oh, oh," such people think. "We'd better help Esko prime the pump of negativism—just in case."
Now that this letter is over, I pray that my logic and passion have convinced you that Mr. Esko D Dumbass III is known for fabricating evidence.