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    You know you are a Dungeon Keeper addict if everytime you see a tall, bald person, you point and yell: "ELF!"
    America owns you. Yeah, its the reality of life. The United States of America owns the world. Sucks for everyone else. Well, except Israel, cuz Israel ROCKS too!

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    You know your a Dungeon Keeper Addict when you've been sued 5 times for slapping small children that refused to work fast.
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    You know you're a Dungeon Keeper Addict when you seek out everything Richard Ridings has been in. Then record it, take it into an audio program, and modify the pitch to get your Mentor fix.
    Mentor: "You remove your own heart, fortify it behind stonewalls, deadly traps, and then rely heavily on beings you create yourself. Even psychoanalysts lack words for just how absurdly emo you are…"

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    You know you're a Dungeon Keeper Addict, when you tend to tile every square of your property with your favorite color.

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    You know you're a DK addict when your favourite colour is red...
    Mentor: "You remove your own heart, fortify it behind stonewalls, deadly traps, and then rely heavily on beings you create yourself. Even psychoanalysts lack words for just how absurdly emo you are…"

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    You know you're a Dungeon Keeper addict when you spend enough time on the Keeper Klan forum to fall asleep at your desk and dream about people posting comments.
    Dungeon Keeper 2 Patch: With More Balance and Pie [Hiatus]
    Forever Hiatus. Probably. Latest Version: 3.5 w/Levels 1-11 Revised.

    The Awakening: GM Powers Activate!
    Tesonu is napping!

    LOL, WFTO

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    You know you're a Dungeon Keeper Addict when you hang miniature morning stars from your ears.

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    You know you're a Dungeon Keeper Addict when you have a rock band guitar in the shape of a scythe
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    Give me a compus and I will tell you which way the wind is shining


    feed'em plump

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    you are sure you are a dk addict when this is your schedule:


    • 12:00 AM : Sleep
    • 1:00 AM : Wake Up
    • 1:20 AM : Eat a chicken
    • 1:40: AM : Check keeperklan to see if someone posted on my new suggestion
    • 2:30 AM : Randomly spam the keeperklan chatbox
    • 3:00 AM : Eat 2 chickens
    • 4:00 AM : Go to your "workout room" and train
    • 5:00 AM : Click on the "Dungeon Keeper" Icon
    • 5:01 AM : Wait for game to pop up
    • 5:02: Slap your computer for being to slow.
    • 5:02: Get a bandage for your now bleeding hand
    • 5:04 : start New campaing.
    • 7:00 : finish new campaing, and now get ready for school/work
    • 8:00 : Tell your computer "a Keeper has left your dungeon" then leave.
    • 10:00 : get caught with keeperklan on your computer while you are at work/school
    • 12:00 : Eat 4 chickens
    • 12:05: Kill your best friend for tring to take your spot.
    • 12:30 : Return to work/school.
    • 4:00 : Come home
    • 4:02 : Tell your computer "a Keeper has entered your dungeon"
    • 4:30: Repeat "5:00 AM-7:00Am"
    • 8:00 : Check keeperklan
    • 10:00: Sleep
    • 11:00: Wake up, and make tommarows schdule.


    I AM DK2PLAYER! HEAR ME PLAY DK2!
    Random mentor quote: Chickens are good Keeper. They provide the right nutrition and a good entertainment underground

    WARNING: There is a $500 fine for trolling and complaining

    WUJU STYLE!!!!

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    You know you are a Dungeon Keeper addict when you blame your Hell Hound for eating your homework.
    Dungeon Keeper 2 Patch: With More Balance and Pie [Hiatus]
    Forever Hiatus. Probably. Latest Version: 3.5 w/Levels 1-11 Revised.

    The Awakening: GM Powers Activate!
    Tesonu is napping!

    LOL, WFTO

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