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    Rannk the Beetle
    Garlic
    The Quiet Aggressive Female Teen Spider
    "Creepy

    Rannk looked up from his book, and found the Spider having half of her eyes on the Fly. Rannk shakes his head.

    "Gee. No wonder we didn't finish yet, the Spider is busy looking at her boyfriend."

    Garlic glared at Rannk.

    "But... I'm farther than you and I read faster too."

    "You're getting ahead because of a PICTURE book, you lazy Spider! get some real work down by reading a REAL book!"

    "This page has a picture... they don't all have pictures..."

    Rannk snorts.

    "They all say that. Look, look."

    Rannk flips through all the pages of the book.

    "See that? No pictures, only words, words, and more words. Get a better book."

    Garlic stuck her tongue out at Rannk as she continued reading.

    -------------------------------------------------------------------
    Rannk the Beetle
    Health : 100%
    Rannk is back to researching "Speed Monster".
    Level : 1
    Mood : Annoyed
    Efficiency : 80%
    Summary : Rannk and Garlic argued.

    Name: Garlic "Creepy"
    Health: 300/100%
    Level: 1
    Mood: Teasing
    Gold: 0
    Job: Researching Speed Monster
    Location: Libary

    Summery: Garlic proved to Rannk even with her distraction of Flyrayas, she was reading better than he was.

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    Keeper Tesonu

    It is Payday

    You're Gold Reserves are running low!

    You cannot afford Payday!

    Your minions are annoyed, you cannot please them!

    Your creatures are rebelling!

    Your Dungeon Heart is under attack!

    Your Dungeon Heart has been destroyed!

    Jackpot Winner!
    Jackpot Winner!
    GOLD EQUALS ZERO!!


    AHHH!!! Oh... it was just a dream... heh... heh...

    *Creates an Imp*

    Well I'm impressed, gold is done! Ah, I see I've been asleep for some time... seeing as the walls have been fortified. And now to finish the Library!

    *Builds rest of the Library*



    So good news! Library is done so you have room now! Torches are up, so it must be nice and warm! Imp, return to your standard post of mining and such! Well all jobs are done so just hang around... no smoking! I know what you guys are doing afterhours...

    Bad news, I don't have enough gold to even make a small Training Room. It isn't big enough to provide even decent training. *Sigh* Oh well.

    Imps, I want you to pay close attention to my orders. You see the longest horizontal passage from where you mined gold? Picture a door there as in a new room is beyond there. I will build a giant "L" shaped Workshop there. West of the Hatchery, I will build a 25 square evenly cut Graveyard, so take note of that as well!

    Now, mine out the zig-zag passage leading to the imaginary door to the imaginary Workshop. Make it evenly square, this will be useful later on so I can fill the area with traps to stall enemies. Next, I want you to mine out from that trap filled room to the gold north of its location, AVOIDING the imaginary graveyard.

    From there, I want you to mine out the gold to the north-east from that spot, and then go south from the noth-east gold to the southern gold. Mine it all out. Half of you imps to it, chop chop!


    Creates an Imp

    Woo, these Imps take more out of me than the last... Alright, back to buisness. These orders are to the other half of you imps.

    I want you to mine out the imaginary "L" Workshop! I want you to create an imaginary pointer. Look at where the gold ends on each side. Now I want you to make the northern ending go south and the southern ending go west. See where they cross? Mine out from those spots until you reach that point. As you can see, I am making it solid squareishy... umm... so do that with the rest of the Workshop but do not break down the walls at the imaginary door!

    Now I also want you mining out that imaginary Graveyard, but I will need a Guard Room. I will progress south, so mine from the passage between my Hatchery and Training Room east until you hit the Portal wall. There seems to be room for a room-that sounded funny-in that space right there, you see it? It meets the walls of the four-way interception. That will also be preserved for traps so mine it out. Then follow the Entrance around to its southern wall, and mine out a 5x5 room there. That will be the Guard Room. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT hug the Entrance Portal wall. The reason is to later mine out smaller bits of it so I can put Sentry Traps. Now get to it!


    Looks to Lirary

    Such hard work! I think Speed is almost done! Oh wait, that be my toast. Well... you still quite alot of researching to do. You are only a bunch of insects. Though I have high expectations of you, Ms. Unions. You have 8 eyes so you can read 8 books! Keep researching until I can afford a Training Room! And no mating! As much as a I need an army, I prefer an army that isn't mixed up insects!
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    The Mentor

    Northland has the unique quality of being the only realm that creaks. A glacier slowly cracking its way down from the Icemount Peeks the ice moans constantly, the ground tremors restlessly and creatures often has to walk with both arms out wide and concentrating very hard on where they are putting their feat, (making the casino a must have room). The realm slowly dips its colossus toes in the icy waters of the northern seas. Hunched on the other side of the mountains on the other side of the kingdom it probably took the Mentor so long to welcome Keeper Tesuno here because he couldn’t find the place.

    “You’ve already made your self at home I see Keeper Tesuno. Are you feeling well? No? Well, some say sanity is a handicap Keeper.

    “Welcome to the North! Possibly the best place in Heavernarius just because it’s reliably depressing. King Lionheart may hold have influence over his entire kingdom in his aged fist, but here his grip is weakest. The north is controlled by his green-skin allies of Graniteditch; the notorious Keeper Dimitrius’ empire, and notably the fortified monasteries of the Church of the Avatar.

    “I have brought you here Keeper because you need a challenge on your first outing in this Kingdom- that and because the sound of a novice keeper rushing to their doom is a wonderful way to start the day. This realm houses the Church of the Avatar’s most northern military monasteries.

    “Its purpose is to hold Keepers and to try to reform them so they can be reintroduced to society and eventually get employed in corner shops or something equally barbaric. It is held by the young sir Cedric; the son of the Noble Lord Charles who’s sent him here to better appreciate the Avatar. The boy is young quite flammable so you could have plenty of fun once you get past his dull intellect, this one might actually try to avoid being killed horribly, which can really spoil a long day.

    “The two individual prisons hold Keeper Hannible and Keeper Harpeia. I understand Keeper Hannible fled to this cold north after rejecting an offer from Keeper Lust, and Harpeia was captured after her unsuccessful attempt at invading Ironstepps to detain the Baron. Normally these two would just be fun play things to amuse you until Young Sir Cedric has to stop fighting to give his hourly prayer to the Avatar, but it appears something odd is happening in this realm; the monastery has decided to let their two keepers out and they are already converting their prisons into dungeons.

    “Thinking about all the bloodshed from you four powers in this realm is almost enough to make me want to smile, but I’m too interested as to why Young Sir Cedric let his prisoners out, perhaps the cold has got to his head?

    “I’m certain you will find out. And if you do die, take comfort that it will be entertaining.”


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    Keeper Tesonu

    You imps deserve a slap... why so slow? I woud think you've at least comepleted the Workshop and mined a few more gold pieces... but then again you are split up... oh well...

    Good news creatures! Luckily I have obtained barely enough gold to fund a Training Room! It is only 3x3 at the moment, I need more gold. Keep it up imps! I wasn't kidding when I said I would eat your brains! As soon as Possession is available it is a threat to be afraid of.



    More good news! You're almost done with the Speed Monster spell! ALMOST!!


    Directed his voice somewhere unheard.

    Almost a quarter of the way there...

    Returned to minions.

    Flyrayas, I ask that you do something besides research for now. Please leave Garlic in piece. That way you'll stay whole, and my army will not return to an even number. And to motivate you...

    Drops 1 piece of gold on Flyrayas' head.

    Garlic, you can research or train but I prefer that you research since Spiders are usually the best researchers out of all insects.

    Rannk, I don't care what you do. Just do something. Research with Garlic, the female spider. Or go train with Flyrayas, and ensure that no mating will take place... well no babies will happen...

    To those who take part in finishing Speed Monster, I will give you some gold as a reward, depending on how much time you spend. Rannk, I will give you a bonus if you train and level up and then take part in research.

    Flyrayas, well I'll give you a reward if you do something useful... like lay out food on the Hatchery, make sure the torch fires are good... since I don't want you with Garlic... I hate even numbers.

    Ah, hello Mentor. Good to see you. Yes, need not worry as I shall make fools out of said Dungeon Keeper and the child. That old man of Blossomvalley I plan to capture, don't worry. Cedric... I have plans for him...

    Let's take a look at the map again, shall we?



    Oh no! We are under attack by a red keeper! Where did he come from!? Wait a minute...


    Sniffs map.

    Never mind! False alarm insects... I just spilled tea on my map... well... back to work. And imps, I have new orders, just listen for those who are mining out rooms, since it will take a while to finish them.

    Alright, I want 2 of the imps mining the Workshop out to help with gold. The other 2 imps mining the Guard Room and Graveyard, hault your progress. I want one of you to claim the land and start reinforcing some walls. And the other imp, I want you to get me a new map.

    Now the feeble Lord of the Land here is the son of Charles. I want you to think now on CAPTURING him. If anyone of you make a mistake, I will make an example of it. No I am not showing mercy. Charles is one famous knight, for some unknown reason. His location is unknown. If we capture his son, Charles will come to us in an effort to save his son. The army he will lead will be great, but I'm sure he'll reason with my demands... and by then it will be too late as I shall influance his son's choices by then...

    You all have your orders, now fufill them!
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    Garlic
    The Quiet Aggressive Female Teen Spider
    "Creepy"

    Garlic was happy that she now could move away from Flyrayas and actually research. She began moving away and paused when she was called "Ms. Unions".

    "Ms. Unions!?" Garlic repeated, outraged to be insulted because of her name.

    Garlic growled and then continued researching. She was further displeased when all of her hard work came out to not even be a forth way to completion of Speed Monster.

    Maybe I should read eight books at once...

    When Garlic heard Keeper Tesonu's order for Flyrayas to leave, she smiled and saw this as the perfect oppertunity to get rid of Rannk and finish the research by herself so she could claim the reward. She wandered in the Library and found Rannk.

    "Hey bug, why don't you train and then come back to research," Garlic suggested, "You get more money and I get to be alone, fair?

    Garlic picked up a book labeled, "How to Outrun an Imp" and began reading it, not caring for Rannk's reply.

    Without those insects bothering me, I can focus on research and complete it before Rannk comes back. Then I get my gold and into the Keeper's Treasury!

    Name: Garlic "Creepy"
    Health: 300/100%
    Level: 1
    Mood: Greedy
    Gold: 0
    Job: Researching Speed Monster, now more focused
    Location: Libary

    Summery: Garlic told Rannk to go train and went to continue training, now more focused.
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    Grith, because starts are always good

    *a red demon spawn jumps out of the portal*

    Oh... my call of nature bring me to this place... a place of oportunity and excitement and new fwends... and ICE CREAM!!! yays *w*

    *Grith heads foward to the keepes chamber*

    Oh hi Keeper Tocino ... i am grith the awesome and incredibisculismus Demon Spawn of redness and i can do everything i can dance i can make cake, and i can do anything you ask for... also here some ice cream just for the problems

    *Grith gives ice cream to the keeper which of course he pulled out of nowhere*

    We can be the new best fwends in teh universe evah and do a lot of things and conquer this puny planet... oh by the way this is Coin... my uber best fwend evah *w*

    Grith went out of the portal and presented himself to the keeper
    HP: 100%
    Level: 3
    Mood: Overly Happy
    Sidenote: according to transfering thingys... i start in level 3... if i get it wrong im willing to fix it...

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    Flyrayas heard his Keeper tell him that he should do something else to not disturb Garlic and then got another gold coin from the Keeper.
    <<Wow, that Keeper sure likes to bribe me.>> Flyrayas put his book back in the bookcase in the library.
    <<All right, 'something else'.>>

    "...or go train with Flyrayas..." he heard the Keeper speak; it wasn't directed to him, but he got the message that he had to train anyway.
    <<Next problem. Where is the training room? I assume the Keeper built one around when I was sleeping or got chucked in the Library.>>

    Flyrayas flies around a bit, until he got to the Hatchery; between all the Imps that were busy there, he saw a newly built (in fact, it wasn't even finished) Training Room.

    Flyrayas swiftly charged into and hit the dummy. "Ow."
    "Oh well, gotta continue training anyway." he said as he continued to hit the dummy.

    "Flyrayas... [snip because Flyrayas wasn't listening but rather bashing a dummy] ...make sure the torch fires are good..."
    Flyrayas pauses his training for a short while and looks around: "Well, they look good to me. And since I'm not freezing to death in here, I suppose they are good."

    Flyrayas continued to train.

    Summary: Flyrayas listened to his keeper's orders (mostly) and went to train.

    Flyrayas the Fly
    Health: 96%
    Location: Training Room
    Status: Training
    Mood: moderately happy
    Level: 2
    Gold: 6

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    Rannk the Beetle

    "Hey bug, why don't you train and then come back to research. You get more money and I get to be alone, fair?"

    Rannk didn't even hear her, as the second he heard that a Training Room was built, he instantly dropped his book, left the Library, and headed for the Training Room. (After a bit of exploring.)

    Training Room

    When Rannk finally found the room, he tackles a training dummy the second he enters the room.

    "Kekekeh! This is more like it!"

    Rannk jumps back, and tackles the dummy again, while bitting it.
    -------------------------------------------------
    Health : 100%
    Rannk is training, in the Training Room.
    Level : 1
    Mood : Amused
    Efficiency : 80%
    Summary : Rannk left the Library, explored for a bit to find the Training Room, and is currently training.

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    Keeper Tesonu

    NO!!! AFTER SO LONG YOU RUINED IT!!! WHY!!?? WHY!!?? WHY GRITH!!! WHY DID YOU MAKE MY ARMY EQUAL AN EVEN NUMBER!!??

    Given map by Imp.

    Ah yes... thank you Jimmy.

    Looks at map.



    Glares at Jimmy

    Damn it, Jimmy...

    Slaps Jimmy and wipes map.

    Much better.



    Imps, continue your orders in mining. Or else I will kill Jimmy... and maybe a few others. Him... I finally feel enough energy to create an imp but I better wait. Let's see...

    Garlic, keep researching. You're doing a little better... though progress isn't that much further. Barely 3/8ths so hurry it up!


    Slaps Garlic.

    Real eagor to train, huh Rannk? Well guess what, I now have enough gold to finish the Training Room! No more sharing a training dummy with that Fly now!

    Finishes Training Room

    Oh goodie! I now have enough gold to make those payday nightmares go away!

    Hello Grith! Call of nature? I had one of those! It gave me a bucket of cheese and 3 golden Flies! AND I LOVE ICE CREAM!!! And it is Keeper Tesonu. Here is your reward for Ice Cream.


    Drops 20 gold on Grith

    And here is your punishment for rubbing it in that I can't eat it without possession.

    Picks Nose of Evi and slaps Grith 3 times with it, then uses Grith to clean finger.

    Flyrayas, you were supposed to do one of the above but doing it all is fine.

    Drops 13 gold on Flyrayas.

    Alright, Imps, keep mining and all that. I need the last bit of gold there and the gold around us as previously ordered. With 8 imps, you should be done fairly quickly. And minions... well it seems the orders should be train except for Garlic who I need researching.

    Stares at Portal

    Come on... come on! Warlock!

    Rolls dice and they both land on Goblin.

    Ohh... damn it...!
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    Keeper! Look to your south, Keeper Hannible's minions have been spotted dangerously close to your dungeon;



    Keeper Hannible is known for being bloodthirsty and violent! But as he hasn't already attacked you it seems he is unaware of our presence here.

    Be alert Keeper!

    ...
    Keeper! Your creatures are Rebelling!
    Heh heh heh, just kidding...
    Thefsuth the ASBO Troll Of Crystalbarrow Level 5,
    with 1,090 you-know-whats in his crowded loin cloth.


    ...who actually returned donkey's years ago, but is still listening to AC/DC Back in Black What troll doesn't love AC/DC?

    Mechrin The Professional Slime (And Warlock) Of Frozengard.
    Level 3 with nothing but dreams of gold.

    Chuckles The Morbidly Depressed Spider of RedCrystal Isles
    Level 2 with 50 gold. Still feeling a little depressed.

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