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    Default Mentor quotes

    I have noticed over my years of being a keeprklan member is that the mentor is the easiest and most popular symbol to copy in the dk universe...

    I wanna make a game using his quotes. The objective is simple, make up your own mentor quotes and share them with the world...

    RULE TIME:

    1.) Must be something the Mentor would say

    2.) must come up with original, no coping form others...

    3.) Must give situation that the quote may occur in the dk1/2/3 game(s)

    4.)[oppitional] May provide auidio track if one has time/patience/willpower to do it...

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    That said, I'll create the first to show you....


    Quote: Keeper, you imps aren't working, they must need a good slap.

    Situation: No jobs for your imps.

    (yep, its that simple)
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    ''Keeper, there are heroes incoming! By the Dark Gods, they got 10 Avatars! (pause) Just kidding Keeper, carry on.''
    Random during peacetime.

    ''Keeper, your creatures demand a different food. I say let them eat cake.''
    Randon when a creature is eating in the Hatchery.

    *Yawn* ''Yes Keeper, it another despairing day for evil. Go on with your evil duties, I'm sleeping for an extra hour...'' *Snores*
    Random during the morning hours.

    *Telephone Operator* ''I'm sorry, but the Mentor is currently out for lunch. Please try again later.''
    Random during lunchtime.

    ''Keeper, have you considered joining the Keeper Klan? I heard that they made this game and have an active roleplay and community. Perhaps you will fit right in, eh Keeper?
    Random during peacetime.

    Would think of more, but my mind isn't working.

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    "Keeper, you see that big bed that looks extremely comfortable to sleep on? That's mine. Back off!"
    When Lair is 30 tiles.

    "Keeper, the Imps are busy watching your Mistresses play. They offered you the front seat."
    More than one Imp is in the Torture Chamber where a Mistress is playing.

    "Fairies, Fairies, don't you ever get tired of the Fairies Keeper? They're singing and prancing around is giving me a headache."
    Have 5 Fairies in your Dungeon.

    *Fart* Keeper, your Bile Demons made their way into my- wait, no, GET OUT OF HERE!
    *Glass shatters*
    : Ghehehehehe!"

    Have 5 Bile Demons.

    BEWARE! A Bob the Imp has entered your Dungeon!"
    Create a Imp with the name: Bob.

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    Default Re: Mentor quotes

    DKI

    "The Lord of the Land will not be approaching today Keeper"

    Taking too long on a hero mission.

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    Default Re: Mentor quotes

    Quote: The underworld is yours now, stop killing everything...

    Situation: Continue to kill heros after the lord of the land is dead...

    Quote: Powerful allies lie ahead

    Situation: Have an ally who has more creatures than you

    Quote: You're dungeon is breached................haha, just kidding made you jump though...right?

    Situation: 40 minutes into the level and you haven't killed anything yet...

    Quote: Imagine, a goblin with the power of a horned reaper

    Situation: have 1 goblin as your highest leveled creature

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    Those are un-mentor'like. gtfo.

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    "I love what you did with those gory innards, Keeper. And they say modern art has no merit..."

    Upon leaving 20 heroes dead in one area of the battlefield (not graveyards).

    "No cheating, Keeper. The Dark Gods shall punish you most thoroughly!"

    Upon entering a cheat code.
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