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    Default How to get silly mentor quotes

    Here, let's group all of the silly mentor quotes and the way to get them during the game. If you do new discoveries or know how to get some of them, please share the info with us so that I'd bring the changes. Thanks for future contributions!

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    "Hmm. Are you sure you haven't been playing Populous?" = Unknown
    "Keeper, your dungeon is emptier than your head" = Have your dungeon with less than 5 creatures (Imps not included) for 50 game minutes
    "Trick or treat, Keeper? Buwa ha ha!" = At Halloween at 6:06 PM and midnight
    "You’re taking your time on this one, Keeper. Scared?" = Unknown
    "Do you await some ominous sign or portent from the Undergods of Fire and Soil?" = Unknown (but is surely related with the Temple)
    "The very rock yawns with anticipation of your next fascinating move" = No user input for 160 real seconds
    "Familiarity breeds contempt, Keeper" = Unknown
    "It is the Witching Hour. Curses are half-price" = At midnight
    "Surely, even Dungeon Keepers must retire to a Lair of some description?" = At 1:00 AM
    "Hello? Are you still there? The Imps are about to lock up" = At 2:00 AM
    "Your nocturnal perseverance has earned you a hidden gaming tip. GO TO BED!" = At 3:15 AM
    "You know that low, broad, downy-soft item of furniture in the next room? It has the power to cure fatigue and restore vitality" = At 3:00 AM
    "You’ll go blind, you know" = No user input for 160 real seconds over a Torture Chamber filled with 5 or more Mistresses being tortured
    "You have an excess of Mistresses. There’s a word for Keepers like you" = Once you have attracted your 10th Mistress from (one of) your Portal(s)
    "Hic! Your creatures demand cakesh and fine winesh" = Unknown (but is surely related with the Casino)
    "A lost soul has entered your dungeon. Oh – no, it’s wandered out again" = At random every 40 game minutes
    "A neutral creature sends word that he can’t make it today" = At random every 40 game minutes
    "Your dungeon floor is lumpy. Order your minions to jump up and down" = At random every 40 game minutes
    "Hungry Demons cannot reach their toes" = At random every 40 game minutes
    "The Wizard needs food" = Unknown
    "Your dungeon is on an incline. Angry creatures cannot play marbles" = At random every 40 game minutes
    "Big monsters! Big prizes! I love it!" = At random every 40 game minutes
    "Your dungeon is full of yoghurt" = At random every 40 game minutes
    "Keeper, you have something unpleasant under your fingernail" = At random every 40 game minutes
    "Micro-piglets stalk your dungeon. Beware!" = At random every 40 game minutes
    "Your dungeon is damp. Install central heating" = At random every 40 game minutes
    "Never eat anything bigger than your own head, Keeper" = At random every 40 game minutes
    "Your Lair has been re-carpeted" = At random every 40 game minutes (it doesn't even require a Lair)
    "Your minions demand cable" = At random every 40 game minutes
    "Timing is... ... ...everything" = At random every 40 game minutes
    "If you were any kind of a real keeper you would have won by now" = After 120 game minutes (2 game hours)
    "Other Keepers never forget their minions birthdays" = Unknown
    "One of your imps does a great impression of you. He can even do the ears" = Once you have created your 20th Imp from the Create Imp spell

    "It's party night!" = Involves to have some creatures gambling in the Casino during night time (requires further testing)
    "Let's party like it's 1999!" = At 0:58 AM every Saturday (Thanks nijuni_kuro!)
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    Do you think you could use a different color other than lime? It is too close to yellow, I can't tell them apart, well now in the list anyways. Maybe blue? Or yellow for confirmed, blue for unsure.

    It might be just my screen, it is messed up on one side, deforming colors a bit... Enough to turn the red haired Dwarf into a Green Haired one.

    "The very rock yawns with anticipation of your next fascinating move"
    45 Seconds, actually

    "One of your imps does a great impression of you. He can even do the ears"
    This one is for every 20th imp, I think. Like maybe for the 40th imp too, I'll have to check up on that but if I remember correctly it is every 20 imps.

    "You’ll go blind, you know"
    Heehee, I've heard of that but somehow I've never encountered it.

    "The Wizard needs food"
    I wonder if this has something to do with Level6b, where you begin with a Wizard in Prison... Well I'm sure it has something to do with a Wizard in Prison.

    And here I was hoping this was for DK1.
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    You forgot "Let's party like it's 1999!" I have no idea how to get it, Random when you have a casino maybe? Just an educated guess. (Then again, the mentor might not educated at all.... )

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    Oh that's on a Friday night, I forgot what time... 11:50? 11:55? Or maybe 12:00 but that might be when it ends.
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    "Let's party" one is really fun =) Got it 5 or more times.

    Others are listed in the sound files, but I did not hear A LOT of them =) I think they simply were not included for some reason.
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    that's what happens when you add EA + Time Rush + Overused Ideas


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    "Your Lair has been re-carpeted"

    It happens when you have lots of creatures.

    Lots of creatures = Nearly full lair or full lairs.

    I was beyond 40mins on a map and the message came much later than 40 minutes, but my lair was very full indeed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madkill View Post
    "Your Lair has been re-carpeted"

    It happens when you have lots of creatures.

    Lots of creatures = Nearly full lair or full lairs.

    I was beyond 40mins on a map and the message came much later than 40 minutes, but my lair was very full indeed.
    I wonder if Game Speed is effected...

    Anyways, that is untrue. It does indeed happen at random. Payday is right at 10 minutes, so it would happen every 4 paydays you get something like that. I could save right before that fourth payday (Hoping they aren't previously generated) and then keep playing it over and over again.

    I can bet it will say that, even if I have a few creatures (Or none, hopefully it at least checks if I have a Lair otherwise it will be silly :P)
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    Default Re: How to get silly mentor quotes

    Quote Originally Posted by Metal Gear Rex
    "The very rock yawns with anticipation of your next fascinating move"
    45 Seconds, actually
    It seems to vary. Sometimes it's longer, sometimes it's shorter. Do you base the seconds on the REAL time or the GAME time? The GAME time isn't a good idea as the speed of the game alter that (at full speed, game seconds aren't real time seconds). In the Prima Guide, it says "160 seconds" and I must confirm that it's around that amount of time.

    Quote Originally Posted by Metal Gear Rex
    And here I was hoping this was for DK1.
    Here, surely Mefisto could find out the exact way to get the silly quotes, but here's what I know so far: when any Keeper has X times more creatures than the number of rooms built by that Keeper, you may perhaps hear a silly quote the next payday. One of DK.net members also stated that he got a silly quote at the beginning of a level with the specifications I mentioned.

    Quote Originally Posted by psycopath
    You forgot "Let's party like it's 1999!" I have no idea how to get it, Random when you have a casino maybe? Just an educated guess. (Then again, the mentor might not educated at all.... )
    This one and "It's party night!" aren't amongst the "silly" quotes contained in the SDT files. In fact, they are amongst the Casino room speech files. But I'm gonna include them anyway as it's hard to get too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DragonsLover View Post
    It seems to vary. Sometimes it's longer, sometimes it's shorter. Do you base the seconds on the REAL time or the GAME time? The GAME time isn't a good idea as the speed of the game alter that (at full speed, game seconds aren't real time seconds). In the Prima Guide, it says "160 seconds" and I must confirm that it's around that amount of time.
    Huh, I learned 45 seconds from playthrough as well as my own guide listing 45 seconds.
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